Leos be Leo’n

All the times Abe Vigoda would randomly show up #LateNightwithConanObrien

Or when Arnold Schwarzenegger would fly in from the ceiling and always work JINGLE ALL THE WAY!! into the conversation.

2023 was my worst heartbreak year. I think 2024 has been yours. I became a puddle of goo and had to slowly reform into a new human. You’ll get to the other side. I promise bb!!

Do you ever read for your rising sign? My horoscopes are all my Sag rising but I read Aquarius too

Bre I need you to live tweet this date or whatever tweets are called here pls!!

I AM SAT for this saga 🍿

When I 21 someone told me, “at least you’re intelligent enough to admit that you don’t know shit” and I still think about it sixteen years later.

A Muppets Christmas Carol not being on this list is absolutely criminal.

All I know is that it would start with me overstimulated and tired of walking, thinking I’ve found an employee break room where I can decompress and use their free WiFi until the tour is over.