Stephen McGann
@stephenmcgann.uk
Not even the most famous person in my bedroom. Full biog: https://tinyurl.com/29skn3p6
Say what you like about his politics, but his tortoise impression takes some beating.
January 15, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Say what you like about his politics, but his tortoise impression takes some beating.
I can now enjoy a Mediterranean diet while I watch those wall-to-wall gambling adverts.
January 5, 2026 at 8:54 AM
I can now enjoy a Mediterranean diet while I watch those wall-to-wall gambling adverts.
Here's the full page, so one can compare handwriting:
December 28, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Here's the full page, so one can compare handwriting:
I offer this one to the crowd...
Can anyone have a guess at this irish place name written on the UK 1871 census? Could be a township, a village or a town. Any clues gratefully received :-)
Can anyone have a guess at this irish place name written on the UK 1871 census? Could be a township, a village or a town. Any clues gratefully received :-)
December 28, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I offer this one to the crowd...
Can anyone have a guess at this irish place name written on the UK 1871 census? Could be a township, a village or a town. Any clues gratefully received :-)
Can anyone have a guess at this irish place name written on the UK 1871 census? Could be a township, a village or a town. Any clues gratefully received :-)
It is now theoretically possible to be the Man Who Shopped for a Liberty Valance.
December 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
It is now theoretically possible to be the Man Who Shopped for a Liberty Valance.
More of an art installation, really...
November 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
More of an art installation, really...
This one? Like a condom filled with mackeral paté. Happy to help.
November 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This one? Like a condom filled with mackeral paté. Happy to help.
Yes, your credibility. That untarnished jewel of a thing.
November 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Yes, your credibility. That untarnished jewel of a thing.
The percentage fall in the Peso will depend on what Oasis cover he's singing...
October 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The percentage fall in the Peso will depend on what Oasis cover he's singing...
Self-harm really hurts, actually.
October 20, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Self-harm really hurts, actually.
Well, seeing as they get a whole feature piece in the Guardian to address the question, I guess so...
October 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Well, seeing as they get a whole feature piece in the Guardian to address the question, I guess so...
Many claims are made for the power of poetry to change lives. All I can offer on the death of Brian Patten is a simple truth. This poem - sent to me by my not-then-wife - is the reason I am with her 40 years on.
RIP Brian. x
RIP Brian. x
September 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Many claims are made for the power of poetry to change lives. All I can offer on the death of Brian Patten is a simple truth. This poem - sent to me by my not-then-wife - is the reason I am with her 40 years on.
RIP Brian. x
RIP Brian. x
Part of a photo study entitled 'Amphetamine bears of Poplar'
September 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Part of a photo study entitled 'Amphetamine bears of Poplar'
It's what Sid would've wanted.
August 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It's what Sid would've wanted.
Here he is reminding us how high we should set our thermostats this winter.
August 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Here he is reminding us how high we should set our thermostats this winter.
The vessel sailing by my hotel window is first-class only, apparently... :-)
#liverpoolfc #hongkong #ynwa
#liverpoolfc #hongkong #ynwa
July 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
The vessel sailing by my hotel window is first-class only, apparently... :-)
#liverpoolfc #hongkong #ynwa
#liverpoolfc #hongkong #ynwa
"You put one leg in there....that's it.... now, put your other leg into there. Good. Now pull that belt bit up towards your waist... "
July 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
"You put one leg in there....that's it.... now, put your other leg into there. Good. Now pull that belt bit up towards your waist... "
Sorry. I've run out of crayons.
June 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Sorry. I've run out of crayons.
The visitors have all promised they won't tell anyone.
May 23, 2025 at 7:41 AM
The visitors have all promised they won't tell anyone.
May 8, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Well, that, or an unorthodox sex life...
April 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Well, that, or an unorthodox sex life...