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Stephen McGann
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Not even the most famous person in my bedroom. Full biog: https://tinyurl.com/29skn3p6
Well, that didn't take long. Might we see the end of 'Vorsprung Dick Technik' now please?
The first crash test dummy specifically based on a woman’s body is here.

Developers say it will deliver more detailed data automakers need to address the specific risks women face, including a greater chance of lower leg injuries or dying in a crash.
This new crash test dummy could keep women safer in car accidents
While regulators have been testing crash impacts for decades, there’s a dearth of data on women, who face a higher risk of death in auto accidents.
wapo.st
January 11, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I can now enjoy a Mediterranean diet while I watch those wall-to-wall gambling adverts.
January 5, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Terry and Dune.

(leave it stephen...)
Brigadune.
Dune Buggy?
December 30, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Brigadune.
Dune Buggy?
DUNESTRUCK
December 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I offer this one to the crowd...
Can anyone have a guess at this irish place name written on the UK 1871 census? Could be a township, a village or a town. Any clues gratefully received :-)
December 28, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I expect King Charles will be all "Kingier-than-thou" today.
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 11:12 AM
We need to talk about the latest version of (so-called) Quality Street. #BritainHasFallen
December 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The day's angriest vocal warmup.
COP SMEAR PROBE RAGE
December 22, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Reposted by Stephen McGann
Mood
December 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
In today's paper: the ten earliest lists of 'ten best' lists of random stuff in 2025 that someone wfh did in their underpants in the box room with a hangover to fill space that might otherwise involve reporting stuff.
December 20, 2025 at 9:15 AM
EDITOR: "Get me some wildlife experts NOW for a trajectory opinion quote - and have we heard back from that glazier?"
December 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It is now theoretically possible to be the Man Who Shopped for a Liberty Valance.
December 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I can't believe people don't think 'The Shining' is a Christmas film. All that snow - and a magical maze.
December 15, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I just saw Chris Rea checking his tyre pressures.
December 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Look at the money lavished on that set, though. It's only a shame the titling text isn't in Comic Sans.
December 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
That's the toilet brush I'd like for Christmas, thx.
December 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
December 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Reposted by Stephen McGann
Not gonna lie, I was desperately hoping this article had been written by a bloke
December 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I had fifteen quid on 'Party Of Your'. Gutted.
November 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
God knows I've vehemently disagreed with many politicians in my voting life, but I have honestly never known a generation of politicians so lacking in basic political talent or ethics as this one. Right across the board.
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
More of an art installation, really...
November 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE WALLPAPER?
I preferred it when Rod Stewart sung
lovely songs such as ‘Sailing,’
‘Mull of Kintyre’ and ‘Margaret May.’
Now he’s become all radicalised, wallpapering his rooms in animal skin and sending back his gongs.
😬
November 30, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The trouble with national self-harm is that it really, actually harms the nation.
November 30, 2025 at 10:41 AM