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The Jaunted Castle of Stephen Ray Garza

@stephenrgarza.bsky.social

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Medically disabled/invisible disabilities, pan, he/him, sometimes artist, bunny dad, broken but not defeated. I make things sometimes!🐇 Steve is fine. My body is a Defunctland. banner by @MALiCE_MANKS it's a way of life, Froggy.

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The Jaunted Castle of Stephen Ray Garza @stephenrgarza.bsky.social · Aug 31

ITS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SHARE WITH THE REST OF US, AMAZING LARRY!?!?

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The Jaunted Castle of Stephen Ray Garza @stephenrgarza.bsky.social · 2h

Jarvis Cocker - I Will Kill Again

youtu.be/M2hdeBaA5SI?...

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dom griffin @allnewdom.bsky.social · 5h

I’m still $700 away from the goal and need it by tomorrow morning. Any bit helps, even just sharing this when you see it!

dom griffin @allnewdom.bsky.social · 1d

I sincerely thought I wouldn’t need to do this this week, but something fell through and now I need to raise $800 by Thursday to pay for our room and to get to and from work til next payday. If you’re able to spare anything, even a share, it would be tremendous.

Anything helps!

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The Jaunted Castle of Stephen Ray Garza @stephenrgarza.bsky.social · 2h

Huh... Always the quiet ones, I guess. 🔪🔪🔪

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Cheru w/ a lil witch hat @cheru.bsky.social · 9h

Nooo..you can trust me. Just take my hand :)

A distressed looking red and black background with white text that says THE KILLER

A cartoon style draw of me extending my hand to the viewer while smiling with wide eyes and laughing, I’m covered in blood

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The Jaunted Castle of Stephen Ray Garza @stephenrgarza.bsky.social · 2h

...it has been...a very long year, Cheru

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Cheru w/ a lil witch hat @cheru.bsky.social · 8h

Work doodle

Doodle of a man from the shoulders up with frosty skin with a mustache and beard, he has pupil-less eyes and it’s smiling while lightning crackles behind him

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The Jaunted Castle of Stephen Ray Garza @stephenrgarza.bsky.social · 2h

Ugh...fucking Chaser.

Pretty sure I did this bit already and I will run it in to the ground until I strike oil damn it!

Also Hallowintines appearance of my specimen sample of Davis B /Eyes Identified by Dr. Carnes.

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Cheru w/ a lil witch hat @cheru.bsky.social · 2h

Yall I just want to yell into an internet void with people who like me a little bit

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The Jaunted Castle of Stephen Ray Garza @stephenrgarza.bsky.social · 2h

Same.

The Jaunted Castle of Stephen Ray Garza @stephenrgarza.bsky.social · 2h

Ummm , actually! You sold pics of "the monsters" feet, so we're suing you for false advertisement.

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 3h

Back cover synopsis for Selling Frankenstein’s Feet Pix Online

FRANKENFEET FOR SALE
Read the hastily scrawled note posted everywhere from the account DRAXHOTPIX32. Dracula was not good at the computer, but he did know how to take pictures with his phone and send them to people who paid him - which is exactly what he did with all the photos he took of Frankenstein's bare feet crushing over-ripened fruit, wedding cakes, and miniature models of a pre-9/11 New York City. You see, Frankenstein has a bit of a destruction fetish; with mad scientist laboratories being his favorite thing to destroy. So when Dracula called him up and told him he had some things for him to step on, Frankenstein didn't think twice about stomping on over and crushing up a ground zero while Dracula snapped away.
But when the Union of Monsters & Dark Creatures catches word of Dracula's scheme, they launch an investigation into the Frankenfeet operation. They discover that Frankenstein has not received one cent of the cold fortune Dracula amassed. Is it really exploitation if Frankenstein's feet aren't his own to begin with?' Dracula argues. Frankenstein was sewn together from the body parts of executed criminals, but is a frankenbody not his own? What follows is the great courtroom drama of our generation featuring all the famous monsters shouting at each other and yelling 'objection.' The Mummy is the judge.

WOW, DRACULA IS A BAD PERSON.
Martin J. Wolfman, Monster Times

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The Princess Formerly Known As Prince @nataliereed84.bsky.social · 3h

Here’s my pitch to DC:

Batman: Year Fun

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The Jaunted Castle of Stephen Ray Garza @stephenrgarza.bsky.social · 2h

🎶Anne Francis starrrrrs in....For-bidden Planet. Oh whoa oh OHHHHH whoa ohhh ohhhhhhhh.🎶

Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 2d

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

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Boo-ly, Li'l Ghost Bull 👻🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social · 3h

Alice B. Toklas could have watched Adam West's Batman

rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 1d

you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones

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The Latest Kate @thelatestkate.bsky.social · 4h

❤️

A drawing of a black cat resting under a blanket. The caption reads, "please be patient with yourself; it all feels overwhelming because it IS overwhelming"

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 3h

Photo of a vintage book cover featuring Dracula dropping gold coins onto his pile of gold coins, he’s smiling as he clearly is a greedy individual. A full skeleton lays on the pile of gold, perhaps it is one of his girlfriends. A naked woman looms in the background for some reason. Copy and title read:

HOW DID DRACULA GET RICH?

Selling Frankenstein’s Feet Pix Online
By Herman Baldsack

Dracula made a fortune off of Frankenstein's feet without his permission and he is a disgusting piece of garbage for that

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My Dad is Dracula @mydadisdracula.bsky.social · 9h

My Dad is Dracula (and a Nostalgic 90s RPG) ⚔️

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dino! 🌈 @dinosaurgerms.bsky.social · 3h

some really incredible sprites in this game
[ www.spriters-resource.com/arcade/momok... ]

Sprites from "Momoko 120%". They depict a girl wearing a red school uniform dress carrying some sort of zapper gun (looking kinda like the NES Zapper).

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The Jaunted Castle of Stephen Ray Garza @stephenrgarza.bsky.social · 3h

Why is that level America: The Game?

Also, that game looks gorgeous, how did I never know about it?

dino! 🌈 @dinosaurgerms.bsky.social · 3h

👾 Momoko 120% (1986)
➡️ By Jaleco
[ youtu.be/4xyhC_RUXTQ ]
#DinoArcadeGifs

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🌻The Killing of a Sacred Snep🪐 @fm-synth.bsky.social · 3h

Oh that's literally the Ultraseven shit from the Ultraman manga lol

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The Jaunted Castle of Stephen Ray Garza @stephenrgarza.bsky.social · 3h

Me...bad...need now...me sick.

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 3h

Point Break 1991 Steelbook (4K UHD + Blu-ray) is $22.49 on Amazon Prime buff.ly/vWIoXYf

movies & tv deals buff.ly/Q6vPShh #ad

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postsmistress general @funybuny.bsky.social · 4h

low-res image of a small dark grey rabbit facing the camera, with text that reads "his head is TOO SMALL for a brain!! / NO thoughts goin on in there"

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Himbo Blacksmith🇿🇦🇮🇹 @himboblacksmith.bsky.social · 8h

The tank's role is to draw aggro

Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 2d

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

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preternia @preternia.com · 4h

Jada Toys Ultra Street Fighter II: The Final Challengers Balrog will go up for preorder tomorrow (10/9) at 10:00 AM EST at BBTS, Entertainment Earth, & GameStop.

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preternia @preternia.com · 4h

Jada Toys Ultra Street Fighter II: The Final Challengers Akuma will go up for preorder tomorrow (10/9) at 10:00 AM EST at BBTS, Entertainment Earth, & GameStop.

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