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Stephen Wiley
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
we agree that it’s embarrassing for you to be up there
Trump: "It's embarrassing for me to be up here. I'm gonna see Putin. I'm going to Russia on Friday."
August 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
me in 2025 when the flight attendants start giving the safety presentation
March 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
*takes deep breath*
February 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I need @edsbs.bsky.social to know that the ATL Airport B terminal Popeyes has a Google review identifying mashed potatoes with gravy as an “affogato”

cc: @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
December 3, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Reposted by Stephen Wiley
BREAKING: The Pop-Tarts Bowl will have 3 (!) mascots this year: Frosted Hot Fudge Sundae, Frosted Wild Berry & mystery flavor that's coming back from the vault 👀

Only one mascot will "achieve the ultimate pastry dream of being eaten by the winning team."

The game's MVP picks flavor to eat!
November 18, 2024 at 1:31 PM
oh snap we got @spann.bsky.social on here?? This place really might be feasible
November 15, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Reposted by Stephen Wiley
mental health break? you bet it did
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM