How many sets of dice do I need to be considered a dice goblin?
June 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
How many sets of dice do I need to be considered a dice goblin?
This is my favorite tree on our block, for obvious reasons. 🌳
May 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
This is my favorite tree on our block, for obvious reasons. 🌳
If I don't respond for the next 72 hours it's because I'm doing my own nails! Byyyyye 💅🏻
April 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
If I don't respond for the next 72 hours it's because I'm doing my own nails! Byyyyye 💅🏻
Watching my plants drink dirty bong water is so satisfying 😌
March 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Watching my plants drink dirty bong water is so satisfying 😌
"Empire State of Mind" Dip powder 🗽
Goldfish nail stickers from my personal collection, and matching pearls for the lil fishies 🫧🫧
Goldfish nail stickers from my personal collection, and matching pearls for the lil fishies 🫧🫧
March 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
"Empire State of Mind" Dip powder 🗽
Goldfish nail stickers from my personal collection, and matching pearls for the lil fishies 🫧🫧
Goldfish nail stickers from my personal collection, and matching pearls for the lil fishies 🫧🫧
Godzilla marathon with @stewyis007.bsky.social
Starting with Godzilla Minus One
Starting with Godzilla Minus One
March 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Godzilla marathon with @stewyis007.bsky.social
Starting with Godzilla Minus One
Starting with Godzilla Minus One
Is it really too much to ask? That whole thing with President Zelensky was awful and so mortifying.
March 1, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Is it really too much to ask? That whole thing with President Zelensky was awful and so mortifying.
🍃Medicated🍃 thought of the evening: Do you think Hobbits have just massive swinging hogs? Matt and I think yes.
March 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
🍃Medicated🍃 thought of the evening: Do you think Hobbits have just massive swinging hogs? Matt and I think yes.
I've been sick for like 3 weeks. It can stop any time now. PLEASE
February 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I've been sick for like 3 weeks. It can stop any time now. PLEASE
Someone please tell me how my baby turns 7 today? Why? How do I stop time?
February 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Someone please tell me how my baby turns 7 today? Why? How do I stop time?
Goodbye, Crypt Keeper! You definitely won't be missed, and definitely should've retired 30 years sooner.
February 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Goodbye, Crypt Keeper! You definitely won't be missed, and definitely should've retired 30 years sooner.
I'm just spitballing here.
February 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I'm just spitballing here.
Spending another sick day with Gabe watching Howl's Moving Castle ✨️ I need him to get better before his birthday this weekend!
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February 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Spending another sick day with Gabe watching Howl's Moving Castle ✨️ I need him to get better before his birthday this weekend!
I loved what Minecraft said when I opened it up for Gabe this morning.
February 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I loved what Minecraft said when I opened it up for Gabe this morning.
@stewyis007.bsky.social drew Nosferatu with a cat as a hat. I love him.
February 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
@stewyis007.bsky.social drew Nosferatu with a cat as a hat. I love him.
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Does that feeling of being everyone's last choice ever go away as you get older? Or am I doomed to feel like I'm in high-school for the rest of my life? Honest question.
February 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Does that feeling of being everyone's last choice ever go away as you get older? Or am I doomed to feel like I'm in high-school for the rest of my life? Honest question.
Elon Musk falsely claims that it’s a crime to publish the names of his partners-in-crime who have illegally seized access to Social Security, Medicare, and other personal data. My response:
February 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Elon Musk falsely claims that it’s a crime to publish the names of his partners-in-crime who have illegally seized access to Social Security, Medicare, and other personal data. My response:
The whole house is sick, but it's just a rough cold, thankfully. My poor bub had a fever, but he's acting normal, which is always a good sign. What's a good, at home sore throat remedy that works for you?
February 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The whole house is sick, but it's just a rough cold, thankfully. My poor bub had a fever, but he's acting normal, which is always a good sign. What's a good, at home sore throat remedy that works for you?
Forgot to take my morning meds until 7PM 🙃🙃🙃
February 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Forgot to take my morning meds until 7PM 🙃🙃🙃
Fiiiiine, I'll start re-watching Grey's Anatomy to keep myself sane.
January 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Fiiiiine, I'll start re-watching Grey's Anatomy to keep myself sane.
I hope Trump supporters are happy. He just ordered a halt to ALL federal aid. That includes free school breakfast and lunches for kids. GABE GETS THOSE. Food stamps. Medical assistance. What am I supposed to do if I lose insurance? Die?
January 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I hope Trump supporters are happy. He just ordered a halt to ALL federal aid. That includes free school breakfast and lunches for kids. GABE GETS THOSE. Food stamps. Medical assistance. What am I supposed to do if I lose insurance? Die?
Found this variegated baby in my lavender scallops!
January 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Found this variegated baby in my lavender scallops!
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So, naming your kid Elon at this point is kinda like naming him Adolf.
January 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
So, naming your kid Elon at this point is kinda like naming him Adolf.
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For those saying it wasn't a Nazi salute.
Keep posting it. Keep sharing it.
Keep posting it. Keep sharing it.
January 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
For those saying it wasn't a Nazi salute.
Keep posting it. Keep sharing it.
Keep posting it. Keep sharing it.