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Steph
@stephthehylian.bsky.social
The only good n@zi is a 💀 n@zi
How many sets of dice do I need to be considered a dice goblin?
June 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This is my favorite tree on our block, for obvious reasons. 🌳
May 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
If I don't respond for the next 72 hours it's because I'm doing my own nails! Byyyyye 💅🏻
April 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Watching my plants drink dirty bong water is so satisfying 😌
March 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
"Empire State of Mind" Dip powder 🗽
Goldfish nail stickers from my personal collection, and matching pearls for the lil fishies 🫧🫧
March 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Godzilla marathon with @stewyis007.bsky.social
Starting with Godzilla Minus One
March 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Is it really too much to ask? That whole thing with President Zelensky was awful and so mortifying.
March 1, 2025 at 1:18 PM
🍃Medicated🍃 thought of the evening: Do you think Hobbits have just massive swinging hogs? Matt and I think yes.
March 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I've been sick for like 3 weeks. It can stop any time now. PLEASE
February 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Someone please tell me how my baby turns 7 today? Why? How do I stop time?
February 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Goodbye, Crypt Keeper! You definitely won't be missed, and definitely should've retired 30 years sooner.
February 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I'm just spitballing here.
February 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Spending another sick day with Gabe watching Howl's Moving Castle ✨️ I need him to get better before his birthday this weekend!
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February 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I loved what Minecraft said when I opened it up for Gabe this morning.
February 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
@stewyis007.bsky.social drew Nosferatu with a cat as a hat. I love him.
February 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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January 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Does that feeling of being everyone's last choice ever go away as you get older? Or am I doomed to feel like I'm in high-school for the rest of my life? Honest question.
February 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Elon Musk falsely claims that it’s a crime to publish the names of his partners-in-crime who have illegally seized access to Social Security, Medicare, and other personal data. My response:
February 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The whole house is sick, but it's just a rough cold, thankfully. My poor bub had a fever, but he's acting normal, which is always a good sign. What's a good, at home sore throat remedy that works for you?
February 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Forgot to take my morning meds until 7PM 🙃🙃🙃
February 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Fiiiiine, I'll start re-watching Grey's Anatomy to keep myself sane.
January 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I hope Trump supporters are happy. He just ordered a halt to ALL federal aid. That includes free school breakfast and lunches for kids. GABE GETS THOSE. Food stamps. Medical assistance. What am I supposed to do if I lose insurance? Die?
January 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Found this variegated baby in my lavender scallops!
January 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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So, naming your kid Elon at this point is kinda like naming him Adolf.
January 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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For those saying it wasn't a Nazi salute.

Keep posting it. Keep sharing it.
January 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM