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Stephen Aloysius Katze
@steppencat.bsky.social
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Polytropos, Asshole with a heart of gold, An emissary from Hell, bad milk blood robot, soy demon, he/him, leftist I guess
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️
Pfp: Cat with top hat and monocle
Banner: Inflatable autopilot from Airplane!
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Only 167 times, I'm sure it's just a moral panic
Picture of search box for the DOJ Epstein files. "Shermer" is in the box. under the box it says "Showing 1 to 10 of 167 Results" Part of a header for an email from Deepak Chopra to Michael Sherman is cut off
February 5, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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This can’t be a real movie, right? Somebody please tell me I got a joke ad here.
Movie ad for movie called “GREENLAND 2: Migration”. Stars Gerard Butler and Morena Baccarin
February 4, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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FYI this post two posts up that you did is pretty condescending. Also I don’t think the OP ever said that everyone must read THEIR zine. I don’t know anything about you but you are coming off like a condescending dick. After accusing someone of being condescending
Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.c... *sees hundreds of thousands of people protesting in the streets* "What these people need is my zine" 4:37 AM • Feb 3, 2026 7 reposts 1 quote 173 likes 1 18 173
February 4, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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Picture from Idiocracy. There’s a movie theater and the movie playing is called “ASS”
January 30, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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“I’m bored so I’ll kill my son and feed him to the gods to see if they’re omniscient” is straight up white people shit
Screenshot from Wikipedia: Tantalus The 'House of Atreus' begins with Tantalus. Tantalus, the son of Zeus and the maiden Pluto, enjoyed cordial relations with the gods until he decided to slay his son Pelops and feed him to the gods as a test of their omniscience. Most of the gods, as they sat down to dinner with Tantalus, immediately understood what had happened, and, because they knew the nature of the meat they were served, were appalled and did not partake. But Demeter, who was distracted due to the abduction by Hades of her daughter Persephone, obliviously ate Pelops's shoulder. The gods threw Tantalus into the
January 30, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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Ah, finally someone telling the true story of the Amerledian Revolution
Screenshot from Daron Aaronofsky’s revolutionary war movie made from AI. The picture depicts a hand on a paper and at the bottom of the paper is the word “Amerlede” Basically this is AI garbage
January 29, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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Greg Bovino will return in Avengers: Doomsday
Cinematic letters that say “Marvel Studios Avengers Doomsday”
January 27, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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Oh my god he’s still at it. This is from TODAY
Post from Aaron Fritschner, chief of staff for @beyer.house.gov, saying “What would you like us to do?”
January 24, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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I think Alex Honnold’s head accidentally got filled with climbing stuff and that pushed out all the other stuff like how (his) human children work
Excerpt from interview with Alex Honnold: The question of how his death would impact McCandless and their two young daughters was something which was put to Honnold in an interview with New York Times, acknowledging that while it would be hard for McCandless, his young daughters would be unlikely to remember him. "Baby Alice wouldn't remember. Baby June probably wouldn't remember. She'll be 4 in another month," he said. "It'd be felt, and obviously it'd be super hard for Sanni, but they'd be well provided for. I don't feel like I'd be leaving them in the lurch. "They wouldn't even necessarily be traumatized their whole lives."
January 24, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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Screenshot of the scene from Spartacus where everyone says "I am Spartacus"
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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If I isekai’d into the He-Man universe the first thing I’d do is pick a fight with Fisto
Picture from the 2022 He-Man cartoon. Pictured is Adam, Fisto, and uh…the other main characters whose name I can’t remember. The caption says “I’d sure like to fist him”. Fisto is holding up his fist.
January 22, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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*record scratch* Ya, that’s me. You might be wondering how I got here
Screenshot from the trailer for the new Masters of the Universe (2026) movie. For some reason Adam/He-Man is sitting at a desk in an office in business casual instead of his usual He-Man attire
January 22, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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Credit to the original post
Tweet that says: tef @tef_ebooks [30 years into the future] me: you know netflix used to send films by post my amazon smart watch: 0.3% Productivity loss detected. Hourly rate reduced to $1.12 for 7m21s. Please refrain from talking on the packing line. Please say "Productivity" to acknowledge me: productivity 5:01 AM • 10/1/20 From Earth
January 20, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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January 14, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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“Talos” the giant bronze man from the movie Jason and the Argonauts
January 12, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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Feels like a good time to bring this back
Jesus on the phone. Caption says “start the rapture”
January 9, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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They’ve been stunning this last week, took this one the other day from the peninsula
Picture of a sunset over the Pacific Ocean
January 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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It’s Tim Heidecker’s character…but actually real.
Screenshot of IG post from Tim Heidecker. It says “What an incredible experience, getting to perform at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. I left feeling grateful and humbled by his majesty's generosity. I'll never forget this memorial experience and all the fun we had. Hope to do it again soon” Under the post Heidecker replied to himself with “Thank you Prince!” To be clear he was joking and did not attend the Riyadh Comedy Festival
January 7, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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Oh ok you might want to try this one next time if you want to get your point across
Picture of hand making wanking motion with caption “dismissive wanking gesture”
January 4, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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Picture of Will Smith at the Oscars in 2022. Caption says “Keep Dearborn Michigan out of your fucking mouth”
January 4, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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Watching my favorite Christmas movie with my son this morning
Picture of a tv with John Carpenter’s 1982 “The Thing” title card
December 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Good morning!
Picture of a dog (husky German shepherd mix) with her mouth wide open. She looks very excited
December 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Started fallout season 2 and no spoilers other than to say 10/10 on the ads
Picture of tv with ad for Plan B contraceptive
December 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Is that a longboard or are you just happy to see me?
Picture of a black van. On top is a surfboard (short board actually). On the side is a crudely painted on penis in pink paint.
December 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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RIP Mr. Squidward 1977-2025
Picture of two of Squidward’s feet connected by legs. That’s all that’s left of the former Squidward dog toy
December 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM