Stephen Aloysius Katze
@steppencat.bsky.social
Polytropos, Asshole with a heart of gold, An emissary from Hell, bad milk blood robot, soy demon, he/him, leftist I guess
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
Pfp: Cat with top hat and monocle
Banner: Inflatable autopilot from Airplane!
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
Pfp: Cat with top hat and monocle
Banner: Inflatable autopilot from Airplane!
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Sometimes I’ll see something like a bottle of shampoo or a turnip and just be blown away that all of this came from a blob of cosmic dust that exploded billions of years ago. How is any of this real. Literally anything.
I criticize the press a lot. At home in my room. Very quietly.
January 24, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I criticize the press a lot. At home in my room. Very quietly.
Holy shit the “what do you expect the opposition party to do” guy is still at it a year later
January 24, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Holy shit the “what do you expect the opposition party to do” guy is still at it a year later
Does the NBA think this is all going to get worked out tomorrow?
January 24, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Does the NBA think this is all going to get worked out tomorrow?
I think Alex Honnold’s head accidentally got filled with climbing stuff and that pushed out all the other stuff like how (his) human children work
January 24, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I think Alex Honnold’s head accidentally got filled with climbing stuff and that pushed out all the other stuff like how (his) human children work
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Two days ago, 7 democrats voted to fund that execution
January 24, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Two days ago, 7 democrats voted to fund that execution
If anyone is at all confused about where the Democrats stand then the vote to fund ICE should be your wake up call.
They are scamming you for money and votes. They are COLLABORATORS. This is beyond fixing the party. The party needs to be torn down completely.
They are scamming you for money and votes. They are COLLABORATORS. This is beyond fixing the party. The party needs to be torn down completely.
January 24, 2026 at 12:46 AM
If anyone is at all confused about where the Democrats stand then the vote to fund ICE should be your wake up call.
They are scamming you for money and votes. They are COLLABORATORS. This is beyond fixing the party. The party needs to be torn down completely.
They are scamming you for money and votes. They are COLLABORATORS. This is beyond fixing the party. The party needs to be torn down completely.
I wish Matt Damon would shut the fuck up so I can enjoy the Odyssey without thinking about that dipshit.
January 23, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I wish Matt Damon would shut the fuck up so I can enjoy the Odyssey without thinking about that dipshit.
ACAB includes Chiitan
January 22, 2026 at 9:32 PM
ACAB includes Chiitan
If I isekai’d into the He-Man universe the first thing I’d do is pick a fight with Fisto
January 22, 2026 at 9:04 PM
If I isekai’d into the He-Man universe the first thing I’d do is pick a fight with Fisto
This was my favorite season in the He-Man cartoon. When Adam got a job at an office and spent the whole season fighting with his boss.
*record scratch* Ya, that’s me. You might be wondering how I got here
January 22, 2026 at 7:00 PM
This was my favorite season in the He-Man cartoon. When Adam got a job at an office and spent the whole season fighting with his boss.
*record scratch* Ya, that’s me. You might be wondering how I got here
January 22, 2026 at 6:50 PM
*record scratch* Ya, that’s me. You might be wondering how I got here
The more I think about this the more angry I get. Is this harm reduction?
These people need to step aside. Jeffries, Schumer, Booker. All of them need to go. Disgusting. Utterly disgusting.
These people need to step aside. Jeffries, Schumer, Booker. All of them need to go. Disgusting. Utterly disgusting.
Yes it’s cold in Minnesota—but we embrace it. John and I were in Hastings with Mayor Fasbender for Hockey Day Minnesota to watch my alma mater, Wayzata High School, take on Rogers. Photo taken with parents right after their son scored a goal!
January 22, 2026 at 1:47 AM
The more I think about this the more angry I get. Is this harm reduction?
These people need to step aside. Jeffries, Schumer, Booker. All of them need to go. Disgusting. Utterly disgusting.
These people need to step aside. Jeffries, Schumer, Booker. All of them need to go. Disgusting. Utterly disgusting.
Human beings: Microsoft couldn’t possibly get a worse CEO than Steve Ballmer
Satya Nadella: hold my beer
Satya Nadella: hold my beer
January 21, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Human beings: Microsoft couldn’t possibly get a worse CEO than Steve Ballmer
Satya Nadella: hold my beer
Satya Nadella: hold my beer
I would love to see a single mainstream news source say in no uncertain terms that the big brokered ceasefire was complete horse shit from the start (like most of us already knew)
January 21, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I would love to see a single mainstream news source say in no uncertain terms that the big brokered ceasefire was complete horse shit from the start (like most of us already knew)
Nice to see Europeans are being very normal to Americans on Bluesky. We definitely all support what’s going on here and aren’t terrified of being kidnapped off the street by the Gestapo.
January 21, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Nice to see Europeans are being very normal to Americans on Bluesky. We definitely all support what’s going on here and aren’t terrified of being kidnapped off the street by the Gestapo.
Genuinely bizarre to see guys like Alito asking normal judge questions like he’s a real judge and not a rubber stamp arm of the current fascist administration.
Alito: any reason this whole matter had to be managed by everyone in such a hurried manner? No court has ever explored those facts! Are the mortgage applications even in the record in this case?
Sauer: no
Alito: this was decided in a v cursory manner by exec and by courts
Sauer: no
Alito: this was decided in a v cursory manner by exec and by courts
January 21, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Genuinely bizarre to see guys like Alito asking normal judge questions like he’s a real judge and not a rubber stamp arm of the current fascist administration.
Me in 2045: I was there on Bluesky for the stuck duck in a bus story
Nazi Overseer Amazon Robot: 0.3% Productivity loss detected. Hourly rate reduced to $1.12 for 7m21s. Please refrain from talking on the packing line. Please say "Productivity" to acknowledge
Me: productivity
Nazi Overseer Amazon Robot: 0.3% Productivity loss detected. Hourly rate reduced to $1.12 for 7m21s. Please refrain from talking on the packing line. Please say "Productivity" to acknowledge
Me: productivity
We needed the runaway bus story.
January 20, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Me in 2045: I was there on Bluesky for the stuck duck in a bus story
Nazi Overseer Amazon Robot: 0.3% Productivity loss detected. Hourly rate reduced to $1.12 for 7m21s. Please refrain from talking on the packing line. Please say "Productivity" to acknowledge
Me: productivity
Nazi Overseer Amazon Robot: 0.3% Productivity loss detected. Hourly rate reduced to $1.12 for 7m21s. Please refrain from talking on the packing line. Please say "Productivity" to acknowledge
Me: productivity
We needed the runaway bus story.
January 20, 2026 at 3:17 AM
We needed the runaway bus story.
I would say the Dilbert site is more accurate because his current condition is inarguably an upgrade
Lol I love how Scott Adams is described so differently by the BBC and the official Dilbert website
January 18, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I would say the Dilbert site is more accurate because his current condition is inarguably an upgrade
I’m so angry and depressed so perpetually lately that I’m finding it difficult to just…interact with people lately. My friends and family. I don’t know what to do. I hate it all. I feel so hopeless 😞
January 17, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I’m so angry and depressed so perpetually lately that I’m finding it difficult to just…interact with people lately. My friends and family. I don’t know what to do. I hate it all. I feel so hopeless 😞
How much dick could a sick duck suck if a sick duck could suck dick
January 16, 2026 at 1:41 AM
How much dick could a sick duck suck if a sick duck could suck dick
Has anyone told Francis Fukuyama that history started up again?
January 15, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Has anyone told Francis Fukuyama that history started up again?
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For further clarity, 153 Democrats voted yes. So ~73% of Democrats who voted are in lock step with Trump’s agenda.
The House voted 341 to 79 to fund Trump's war-mongering foreign policy agenda.
Only 57 Democrats voted NO.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
Only 57 Democrats voted NO.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
January 15, 2026 at 12:07 AM
For further clarity, 153 Democrats voted yes. So ~73% of Democrats who voted are in lock step with Trump’s agenda.