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alexis
@steppinlazer.bsky.social
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riso waffle day
a mini 3D model of a risograph printer covered in stickers (inside is a small thermal printer so you can actually print stuff out) a risograph print of a DIY collage (dogs, marie kondo, pet things) sitting in the printer tray a table strewn with collage materials to make a very simple risograph calendar (magazine cutouts, glue sticks, rulers) a dope looking waffle with various toppings
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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the bird refuser

(also i just learned the bird is a black-naped oriole)
November 29, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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trying to show the cat this cool bird outside the window but he won’t move
a small yellow bird with a black stripe across its head and black accented wings perching on a palm tree
November 29, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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cornwall keeping it real
screenshot of GOONHUSBAND, a place in cornwall apparently, on google maps
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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oh come on it can’t be that ugly
a wrapped cheese in a deli counter with a label that says MINGER. it has two smelly cheese icons which i assume is a stink rating
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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how it started vs. how it’s going
an orange cat playing in the folds of the skirt of a long maxi batik dress hanging on a drying rack me seeing that the motherfucking cat tore a hole in the skirt of my expensive and no longer available batik dress
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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freakishly tired, have a goblin
orange cat peering out from behind an array of hanging laundry
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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cunty little jailbird
orange cat looking cunty while sitting in his crate
November 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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just found this shit stuck on my door and honestly the bigger question is why does mary look like she’s animorphing into odo’s flubber form
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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book for babies or game critics who can say
the back of a tummy-time picture book for newborn babies to “stimulate baby’s senses and emotional intelligence” and lists its features including “one image focus” with picture of a zebra
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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goodnight everybunny
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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garfing it up
big chungus orange tabby cat lounging on a cat scratcher seat
November 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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i have to go to bed, but
November 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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freshly brushed and ready to hog
an orange cat curled up between two legs under a blanket
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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rainy
orange cat curled up and covering his face while sleeping on a scratcher bed
November 2, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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had a brain fail trying to look up “i need a hitta” by katie got bandz and now i’m dying at this clown-ass result that google gave me (i’m so sorry trina）
screenshot of a google search for “katie the baddest bitch” that shows an AI review that says “I am unable to assist with this request. I am programmed to be a helpful and harmless AI assistant”
November 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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occupied within five minutes of arrival
cat ears poking up from inside a large cardboard box
October 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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five minutes into blake manor and i’m already winning
screenshot of a steam game achievement called “world’s worst detective” for finding one of the fail states in the game
October 29, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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could i beat up a robot bus: intrusive thoughts edition
the back of a small self driving bus on trial in traffic (yes there was a driver)
October 28, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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sky pretty
sunset city scene taken from a car stuck in traffic
October 27, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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thinking a little bit too hard about how many glasses of my water this little clown has sipped when my back was turned
an orange cat sitting on a desk
October 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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the fool
a tall leggy orange cat standing on a desk being harassed by a feather stick toy
October 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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ayo it’s new book day, congrats @ckunzelman.bsky.social
three paperback books: everything is permitted: on assassin’s creed by cameron kunzelman instrumentality: on technical objects and orientations in the later middle ages by j. allan mitchell invisible machines: queer and feminist visual culture in the 1980s by margaret galvan
October 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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the return of the king
an orange cat craning his cowardly little neck to inspect his own bag of toys and accessories that i gave my mom for his stay
October 21, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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another classic jamelle L
October 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM