Stern
@sternghoul.bsky.social
🔥 ghoul, he/him, forklift certified
Just a joke, huh? That's disappointing.
January 4, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Just a joke, huh? That's disappointing.
Aw man... I'm okay with that.
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Aw man... I'm okay with that.
*Stern laughs.* Sure are. Cozy too. Thank you. I wonder, could you fit a sweater on those itty bitty horns of yours?
January 2, 2026 at 10:56 PM
*Stern laughs.* Sure are. Cozy too. Thank you. I wonder, could you fit a sweater on those itty bitty horns of yours?
Microwave, sister. Microwave.
January 2, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Microwave, sister. Microwave.
When I lay on snow it sizzles…
December 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
When I lay on snow it sizzles…
*Stern is still grinning when he takes the hat. After a minute or two of maneuvering the sweater is securely on his horns. He looks up…* Eh?
December 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
*Stern is still grinning when he takes the hat. After a minute or two of maneuvering the sweater is securely on his horns. He looks up…* Eh?
Woah… you think they come out warm?
December 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Woah… you think they come out warm?
*Stern looks.... sternly for a moment, before a big and wolfy grin spreads across his face. He laughs heartily.* Excellent work, little sister. I can't believe you pulled it off.
December 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
*Stern looks.... sternly for a moment, before a big and wolfy grin spreads across his face. He laughs heartily.* Excellent work, little sister. I can't believe you pulled it off.
Damn. That's pretty fast. What would I do with that kind of power?
December 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Damn. That's pretty fast. What would I do with that kind of power?
*Stern gives Blu a kindly nod. He really likes her!* Sure is.
December 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
*Stern gives Blu a kindly nod. He really likes her!* Sure is.
Do you think it'd make me go faster?
December 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Do you think it'd make me go faster?
Well I dunno. Half of what you say doesn't make sense to me. But it's not a bad thing. *He chuckles.* It's charming.
December 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Well I dunno. Half of what you say doesn't make sense to me. But it's not a bad thing. *He chuckles.* It's charming.
Why don’t you guess.
December 24, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Why don’t you guess.
Sure! Why the hell not? Glittery horns sounds pretty cool.
December 24, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Sure! Why the hell not? Glittery horns sounds pretty cool.
*He peeks at her project, then looks back at the movie.* The mad tea party, definitely. You know, you remind me a bit of the mad hatter, sister.
December 24, 2025 at 6:42 AM
*He peeks at her project, then looks back at the movie.* The mad tea party, definitely. You know, you remind me a bit of the mad hatter, sister.