SteveBluescemi
@stevebluescemi.bsky.social
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The building that they blow up at the beginning of Die Hard With a Vengeance is now home to a Pret a Manger and a Just Salad, and this, more than any other example, shows the resiliency of New York City in the face of terror attacks.
December 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The building that they blow up at the beginning of Die Hard With a Vengeance is now home to a Pret a Manger and a Just Salad, and this, more than any other example, shows the resiliency of New York City in the face of terror attacks.
My dog is so lazy, quick brown foxes jump over him.
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
My dog is so lazy, quick brown foxes jump over him.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
Paul McCartney
Neutral Milk Hotel
Pixies
King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
Streetlight Manifesto
Paul McCartney
Neutral Milk Hotel
Pixies
King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
Streetlight Manifesto
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
Paul McCartney
Neutral Milk Hotel
Pixies
King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
Streetlight Manifesto
Paul McCartney
Neutral Milk Hotel
Pixies
King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
Streetlight Manifesto
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Chotiner is our generation's Columbo, except instead of cleverly manipulating his subjects and nailing them with a final, devastating gotcha, he just straightforwardly asks "what do you mean by that?" and they casually confess to the murder.
September 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Chotiner is our generation's Columbo, except instead of cleverly manipulating his subjects and nailing them with a final, devastating gotcha, he just straightforwardly asks "what do you mean by that?" and they casually confess to the murder.
Not a lot of people realize that the reason for the Popemobile is not to stop bullets but so that the Pope has a car tall enough to fit his big hat
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Not a lot of people realize that the reason for the Popemobile is not to stop bullets but so that the Pope has a car tall enough to fit his big hat
To: Jeff E.
i had a great time doing pedophile things wiht you this weekend, my pedophile friend ! lets meet again soon
yours pedophilingly,
[PROMINENT ELITE]
p.s. plz give my regards t o DOnald Trump. i didn't hvae time to say goodby as he was preoccupied saying 'AWOOGA' in front of a nude child
i had a great time doing pedophile things wiht you this weekend, my pedophile friend ! lets meet again soon
yours pedophilingly,
[PROMINENT ELITE]
p.s. plz give my regards t o DOnald Trump. i didn't hvae time to say goodby as he was preoccupied saying 'AWOOGA' in front of a nude child
November 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
To: Jeff E.
i had a great time doing pedophile things wiht you this weekend, my pedophile friend ! lets meet again soon
yours pedophilingly,
[PROMINENT ELITE]
p.s. plz give my regards t o DOnald Trump. i didn't hvae time to say goodby as he was preoccupied saying 'AWOOGA' in front of a nude child
i had a great time doing pedophile things wiht you this weekend, my pedophile friend ! lets meet again soon
yours pedophilingly,
[PROMINENT ELITE]
p.s. plz give my regards t o DOnald Trump. i didn't hvae time to say goodby as he was preoccupied saying 'AWOOGA' in front of a nude child
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This may be a little forthright for me to say, but I think President Donald Trump is a child raping pedophile.
July 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
This may be a little forthright for me to say, but I think President Donald Trump is a child raping pedophile.
@bencollins.bsky.social you guys continually outdo yourselves lmao
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
@bencollins.bsky.social you guys continually outdo yourselves lmao
Jackie Wilson is the greatest. This song, my god
You're The Song (I Can't Stop Singing)
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November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Jackie Wilson is the greatest. This song, my god
I'm so white, I don't even have *circadian* rhythm
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I'm so white, I don't even have *circadian* rhythm
Reminder that the whole ostrich controversy - like the squirrel case in the US - was pushed in bad faith to turn people against science, expertise, and ultimately the entire rational secular democratic order. RFK "eat more beef tallow" Jr. doesn't give a single shit about keeping farm animals alive.
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Reminder that the whole ostrich controversy - like the squirrel case in the US - was pushed in bad faith to turn people against science, expertise, and ultimately the entire rational secular democratic order. RFK "eat more beef tallow" Jr. doesn't give a single shit about keeping farm animals alive.
Easy breezy beautiful cumberbund
November 8, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Easy breezy beautiful cumberbund
this whole time I thought eugene v. debs was a supreme court case
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this whole time I thought eugene v. debs was a supreme court case
Truncating headlines until they say what I want
October 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Truncating headlines until they say what I want
You quitters are all going to bed now, but not me. I'm STILL watching game 3
October 28, 2025 at 7:54 AM
You quitters are all going to bed now, but not me. I'm STILL watching game 3
The BBC is reporting that game three has "entered a new phase" and may not be seen again until February
October 28, 2025 at 6:43 AM
The BBC is reporting that game three has "entered a new phase" and may not be seen again until February
Alright, they're clearly at an impasse here. Time to call in Vince Ready
October 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Alright, they're clearly at an impasse here. Time to call in Vince Ready
And you call it "post-season" despite the fact it is obviously the season finale
October 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
And you call it "post-season" despite the fact it is obviously the season finale
Imagine sitting through 6 hours of baseball
October 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Imagine sitting through 6 hours of baseball
Imagine sitting through 5 hours of baseball
October 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Imagine sitting through 5 hours of baseball
And if it was a woman president who said her main priority is her fancy new ballroom, they'd repeal the 19th Amendment and pass "get back in the kitchen" laws limiting women's involvement in public life indefinitely.
Needless to say if a Democratic president had unilaterally and without oversight demolished the East Wing for a bribe-funded vanity project during a government shutdown they would've atomized his DNA and salted the earth of his childhood home.
October 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
And if it was a woman president who said her main priority is her fancy new ballroom, they'd repeal the 19th Amendment and pass "get back in the kitchen" laws limiting women's involvement in public life indefinitely.
Needless to say if a Democratic president had unilaterally and without oversight demolished the East Wing for a bribe-funded vanity project during a government shutdown they would've atomized his DNA and salted the earth of his childhood home.
October 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Needless to say if a Democratic president had unilaterally and without oversight demolished the East Wing for a bribe-funded vanity project during a government shutdown they would've atomized his DNA and salted the earth of his childhood home.
The Joy of Cooking, The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Cooked
October 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The Joy of Cooking, The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Cooked
You people bullied Canada's Supreme Court into changing their outfits
October 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
You people bullied Canada's Supreme Court into changing their outfits
Spooky character actors? What, they got Kathryn Hunter and David Dastmalchian?
October 5, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Spooky character actors? What, they got Kathryn Hunter and David Dastmalchian?