@stevenactual.bsky.social
Passed the Voight-Kampff test 3 out of 4 times.
Oops. CYA time.
December 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Oops. CYA time.
The strain of our dystopian world was simply too great.
December 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The strain of our dystopian world was simply too great.
"Sir, we may be underwater, but we still have standards."
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
"Sir, we may be underwater, but we still have standards."
Just what you want getting out of the shower—a “highly polished” slippery marble floor.
October 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Just what you want getting out of the shower—a “highly polished” slippery marble floor.
The French police have released a photo of a suspect in the Louvre jewel robbery case. The suspect is a dark-haired male with no identifying marks. /1
October 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The French police have released a photo of a suspect in the Louvre jewel robbery case. The suspect is a dark-haired male with no identifying marks. /1
At first glance of the list I thought the first name was HANS MOLEMAN and I was really confused.
October 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
At first glance of the list I thought the first name was HANS MOLEMAN and I was really confused.
If ever a guy was born to be a film star...
Farewell
Farewell
September 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
If ever a guy was born to be a film star...
Farewell
Farewell
The look of a chump who got rolled.
August 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The look of a chump who got rolled.
Now I remember.
July 30, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Now I remember.
Hats off to Eric Blair. Published this day in 1949. Well done, sir.
June 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Hats off to Eric Blair. Published this day in 1949. Well done, sir.
Is it this guy?
May 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Is it this guy?
RFK Jr.: I need a new spokesperson at HHS that accurately represents my view of healthcare for the nation.
Musk: I know just the person.
Musk: I know just the person.
April 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
RFK Jr.: I need a new spokesperson at HHS that accurately represents my view of healthcare for the nation.
Musk: I know just the person.
Musk: I know just the person.
Here is a live look at Chuck Schumer...
March 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Here is a live look at Chuck Schumer...
I didn’t think anyone could combine fascism and messianic self delusion in just one sentence but he did it.
February 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I didn’t think anyone could combine fascism and messianic self delusion in just one sentence but he did it.
OMG, look at how pissed off Liam Neeson is in this new geezer-teaser film poster. Just so irritated. He is so over being in these things.
February 1, 2025 at 4:13 AM
OMG, look at how pissed off Liam Neeson is in this new geezer-teaser film poster. Just so irritated. He is so over being in these things.
