Ryan
@stevethegecko.bsky.social
Neurospicy geriatric millennial. Warhammer, HEMA, general banter.
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
I was bitten by a tick 1cm above my right nipple. This is among the most painful things I’ve experienced.
December 15, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I was bitten by a tick 1cm above my right nipple. This is among the most painful things I’ve experienced.
One of my subordinates resigned last night, and everyone is glad the cunt is finally gone.
December 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
One of my subordinates resigned last night, and everyone is glad the cunt is finally gone.
Pardon me but what the fuck
December 4, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Pardon me but what the fuck
I am not at all surprised
December 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I am not at all surprised
I have “no junk mail” on my letterbox. This is certainly junk mail and as a man with a Filipino wife and mixed kids, I am concerned.
December 1, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I have “no junk mail” on my letterbox. This is certainly junk mail and as a man with a Filipino wife and mixed kids, I am concerned.
Guess who got stung by a paper wasp on the eyelid?
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Guess who got stung by a paper wasp on the eyelid?
Current vocal stim: Sariah’s song from the Ocarina of Time
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Current vocal stim: Sariah’s song from the Ocarina of Time
@moistenedtart.bsky.social I feel attacked by this www.instagram.com/reel/DRg7Jpt... my headset broke and in the silence I’ve started vocally stimming again. Just me singing randomly while whipper snipping.
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November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
@moistenedtart.bsky.social I feel attacked by this www.instagram.com/reel/DRg7Jpt... my headset broke and in the silence I’ve started vocally stimming again. Just me singing randomly while whipper snipping.
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So on Sunday I drove for about 5.5 hours, with three rests. My back was tired, but my eyes were more of an issue. Yesterday I started getting lumbar pain and by 8pm I couldn’t get up from a couch. It’s a bit better today, but I have a 4 hour drive on Thursday followed by a 1.5h drive on Thursday pm
November 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
So on Sunday I drove for about 5.5 hours, with three rests. My back was tired, but my eyes were more of an issue. Yesterday I started getting lumbar pain and by 8pm I couldn’t get up from a couch. It’s a bit better today, but I have a 4 hour drive on Thursday followed by a 1.5h drive on Thursday pm
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Basically, every single person who has ever waxed lyrical about the value of exposure to opposing viewpoints has actually been talking about *you* being exposed to *their* views and literally nothing else.
November 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Basically, every single person who has ever waxed lyrical about the value of exposure to opposing viewpoints has actually been talking about *you* being exposed to *their* views and literally nothing else.
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November 2, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Either I’m getting a migraine, I’m over tired or I need glasses.
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Either I’m getting a migraine, I’m over tired or I need glasses.
This NNN, abstain from the food, and for the sake of your physical and mental health, don’t forget to ejaculate at least 5 times a week. It is better for your fertility, lowers the risk of prostate cancer, feels good and best of all - give purity culture a massive 🖕.
November 1, 2025 at 11:41 AM
This NNN, abstain from the food, and for the sake of your physical and mental health, don’t forget to ejaculate at least 5 times a week. It is better for your fertility, lowers the risk of prostate cancer, feels good and best of all - give purity culture a massive 🖕.
My 4 year old drew these. I’m blown away
October 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
My 4 year old drew these. I’m blown away
Widdle scawabs! #paintingwarhammer #warhammer40k
October 26, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Widdle scawabs! #paintingwarhammer #warhammer40k
I think I need glasses. #paintingwarhammer #warhammer40k
October 25, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I think I need glasses. #paintingwarhammer #warhammer40k
Terminally online culture war tourists are sad, pathetic losers who need to stop parroting wankers and instead go outside and meet new, diverse people.
October 24, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Terminally online culture war tourists are sad, pathetic losers who need to stop parroting wankers and instead go outside and meet new, diverse people.
A chill 38°C (100.4°F for Americans) today.
October 22, 2025 at 6:40 AM
A chill 38°C (100.4°F for Americans) today.
Human Artists and hobbyists!
Use one piece to convince people to follow you!
Use one piece to convince people to follow you!
October 20, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Human Artists and hobbyists!
Use one piece to convince people to follow you!
Use one piece to convince people to follow you!
@mikebrooks668.bsky.social where does Warboss fit into the Brutal Kunnin series? Between BK and the second one?
October 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
@mikebrooks668.bsky.social where does Warboss fit into the Brutal Kunnin series? Between BK and the second one?
I haven’t posted any Warhammer recently, mostly because my mental health was in the toilet and I put over 100 hours into Rimworld and other games in the last two months. So here’s my 5th spyder, which I actually got a free replacement for because this batch had a warped spine.
October 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I haven’t posted any Warhammer recently, mostly because my mental health was in the toilet and I put over 100 hours into Rimworld and other games in the last two months. So here’s my 5th spyder, which I actually got a free replacement for because this batch had a warped spine.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA @katwatchesfilms.bsky.social something I can go to but you can’t
October 18, 2025 at 5:58 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHA @katwatchesfilms.bsky.social something I can go to but you can’t