Wait, are you telling me we don't even get to make our own hotdog at 7-11 anymore?

I still sometimes think about that dragon game from the early 2000s that provided like 3 health potions total, no random drops, no small enemy respawns to farm. They really wanted you to spend 800 hours learning to read frame or some shit. I gave up at some point because I refused to spend the pots

Yeah, I get electric poles are like, mad popular in the halftime spectacle scene, sort of getting sick of how often its used, but come on, read the room, BB, so insensitive

Why? Blond *princes have been screwing shit up for all of us for **some time, now, so a movie about one getting an internal makeover is a pretty on point message

*or equivalent status
**throughout history

We were already a nation of drunks, but nobody is sucking their own dicks about *that*

You need to go touch some grass. Tbh, you probably need to smoke some, because you have no idea wtf you are talking about comparing fent and weed rofl lol omg you dramatic ass bee

Okay, that is some end of February talk, fr tho, like

No, it sounds familiar

No, the one who had them for a couple days or weeks and died to a series of unlikely procedure outcomes trying to get rid of them, lol

I was at the age where I wanted to spend 10 hours straight on the phone with my bestie, but I didn't have a phone, lol

I used to just say the number of the payphone I was at lol

I taste like Lunesta, which is basically the worst tasting substance on the planet

I still can't believe this is real lol

I'm still itchy. They weren't moving at first and I was like "why are there all of a sudden a bunch of dead spiders on the paper?" And then they stopped being dead

It's prolly 'cause I'm still breathing all hard gd I'm outta shape