Stephaniel DelMarijuana
@steviedelmar.bsky.social
Supercalifuckenspastic-extramanic-hopeless
Stephaniel rhymes with Daniel
Stephaniel rhymes with Daniel
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semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
The ghost of Whatsapp haunts my phone. On a quiet night, you can still hear it wail and moan about being out of date
Spooky
Spooky
January 9, 2026 at 4:26 AM
The ghost of Whatsapp haunts my phone. On a quiet night, you can still hear it wail and moan about being out of date
Spooky
Spooky
I guess the miracle of life happened in the last ten minutes or so
January 8, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I guess the miracle of life happened in the last ten minutes or so
Was just dancing like no one was watching
My cat was watching, and she looks a little concerned
My cat was watching, and she looks a little concerned
January 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Was just dancing like no one was watching
My cat was watching, and she looks a little concerned
My cat was watching, and she looks a little concerned
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This is an unfriendly reminder that vaccines do NOT cause autism. Even if they did, we would rather have autism than easily preventable, horrific, deadly diseases.
Love, a gratefully vaccinated autistic person who is doing just fine
Love, a gratefully vaccinated autistic person who is doing just fine
January 6, 2026 at 12:18 PM
This is an unfriendly reminder that vaccines do NOT cause autism. Even if they did, we would rather have autism than easily preventable, horrific, deadly diseases.
Love, a gratefully vaccinated autistic person who is doing just fine
Love, a gratefully vaccinated autistic person who is doing just fine
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If we get another election cycle let's get at much of the red out first and then we start hollowing out the blue and filling it with people that care about making life better for everyone, not just power hungry parasites.
January 6, 2026 at 7:10 AM
If we get another election cycle let's get at much of the red out first and then we start hollowing out the blue and filling it with people that care about making life better for everyone, not just power hungry parasites.
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January 5, 2026 at 6:13 PM
The GOP spent 30 years arming this weapon that will blow up the world. Whether or not dems let it happen, "we might as well let them launch it now that it's ready, because otherwise the dems would just keep letting them prepare to blow up the world" is a stupid fucking position. Get off 4chan, damn
January 5, 2026 at 6:59 PM
The GOP spent 30 years arming this weapon that will blow up the world. Whether or not dems let it happen, "we might as well let them launch it now that it's ready, because otherwise the dems would just keep letting them prepare to blow up the world" is a stupid fucking position. Get off 4chan, damn
"I don't like you calling me on my "we didn't have a better choice than him" bullshit, so I'm just gonna turn off comments"
Aiiight, I'm just gonna block your immature, politically inept ass, IDGAF lil boy
Aiiight, I'm just gonna block your immature, politically inept ass, IDGAF lil boy
January 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
"I don't like you calling me on my "we didn't have a better choice than him" bullshit, so I'm just gonna turn off comments"
Aiiight, I'm just gonna block your immature, politically inept ass, IDGAF lil boy
Aiiight, I'm just gonna block your immature, politically inept ass, IDGAF lil boy
I love when I forget I loaded a bowl, so later I have a lil surprise
I hate when I forget to flip the rice cooker to the on position, so later I have a lil surprise
Tonight's been kind of a mixed bag for ol' Stevie
I hate when I forget to flip the rice cooker to the on position, so later I have a lil surprise
Tonight's been kind of a mixed bag for ol' Stevie
January 5, 2026 at 4:50 AM
I love when I forget I loaded a bowl, so later I have a lil surprise
I hate when I forget to flip the rice cooker to the on position, so later I have a lil surprise
Tonight's been kind of a mixed bag for ol' Stevie
I hate when I forget to flip the rice cooker to the on position, so later I have a lil surprise
Tonight's been kind of a mixed bag for ol' Stevie
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"America is an oil company with an army."
—George Carlin
—George Carlin
January 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
"America is an oil company with an army."
—George Carlin
—George Carlin
Accidentally fed my cat before taking my sleeping pills (which usually occurs directly before said feeding), so Beeble is once again trying to trick me into...oh she's suddenly discovered her food and fresh water
Marvelous
Maybe next time she should eat *before* she tries to bullshit me
Marvelous
Maybe next time she should eat *before* she tries to bullshit me
January 4, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Accidentally fed my cat before taking my sleeping pills (which usually occurs directly before said feeding), so Beeble is once again trying to trick me into...oh she's suddenly discovered her food and fresh water
Marvelous
Maybe next time she should eat *before* she tries to bullshit me
Marvelous
Maybe next time she should eat *before* she tries to bullshit me
Thinking about the time a guy woke me up in the Batman room of a cheesy theme motel with "Sex me, baby!"
I hope he's doing okay. Last I heard, he was doing coke and working on an oil rig, so it's probably not good news
I hope he's doing okay. Last I heard, he was doing coke and working on an oil rig, so it's probably not good news
January 3, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Thinking about the time a guy woke me up in the Batman room of a cheesy theme motel with "Sex me, baby!"
I hope he's doing okay. Last I heard, he was doing coke and working on an oil rig, so it's probably not good news
I hope he's doing okay. Last I heard, he was doing coke and working on an oil rig, so it's probably not good news
I corially invite everyone to *absolutely not* try the Trader Joe's Cocoa Maple Sugar Truffles. I intend to buy them all. Please plan accordingly
December 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I corially invite everyone to *absolutely not* try the Trader Joe's Cocoa Maple Sugar Truffles. I intend to buy them all. Please plan accordingly
Hello, friend! It is time for cuddles
December 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Hello, friend! It is time for cuddles
Look at these beautiful geese!
December 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Look at these beautiful geese!
I miss my set buddies :(
December 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I miss my set buddies :(
I've steadily gotten better at many things over the years
Judging how much ketchup I need for my fries is not one of them
Judging how much ketchup I need for my fries is not one of them
December 28, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I've steadily gotten better at many things over the years
Judging how much ketchup I need for my fries is not one of them
Judging how much ketchup I need for my fries is not one of them
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Since everyone seemed to enjoy the other giant ant eater video, here's one playing with some dogs.
December 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Since everyone seemed to enjoy the other giant ant eater video, here's one playing with some dogs.
Wow, real brave with your limp Kamala take and restricted comments, discover page rando
I'm sure it wasn't because you're afraid of how hard you'd get dunked on about it
I'm sure it wasn't because you're afraid of how hard you'd get dunked on about it
December 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Wow, real brave with your limp Kamala take and restricted comments, discover page rando
I'm sure it wasn't because you're afraid of how hard you'd get dunked on about it
I'm sure it wasn't because you're afraid of how hard you'd get dunked on about it
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ghost sex is on a whole other realm of existence
you wouldn’t even understand, mere mortal
you wouldn’t even understand, mere mortal
December 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
ghost sex is on a whole other realm of existence
you wouldn’t even understand, mere mortal
you wouldn’t even understand, mere mortal
They emptied the lost and found at work, and I brought home a cute pair of sunglasses. Figured it wouldn't matter if I could see at the beach or whatever
Y'all. They're prescription sunglasses, and basically *my* prescription. Thank you, forgetful woman with my eyes and good taste
Y'all. They're prescription sunglasses, and basically *my* prescription. Thank you, forgetful woman with my eyes and good taste
December 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
They emptied the lost and found at work, and I brought home a cute pair of sunglasses. Figured it wouldn't matter if I could see at the beach or whatever
Y'all. They're prescription sunglasses, and basically *my* prescription. Thank you, forgetful woman with my eyes and good taste
Y'all. They're prescription sunglasses, and basically *my* prescription. Thank you, forgetful woman with my eyes and good taste
"I want to take away healthcare and give every person $2,500 to buy their own health insurance (lol). Also, I need $2,500 from every person so that I can enact my plan to take away healthcare"
December 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
"I want to take away healthcare and give every person $2,500 to buy their own health insurance (lol). Also, I need $2,500 from every person so that I can enact my plan to take away healthcare"
I'm just gonna come out and say it - George Bailey has some serious anger issues, but at least he saved Mary from becoming a single 30 year old in an ugly hat and glasses
December 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I'm just gonna come out and say it - George Bailey has some serious anger issues, but at least he saved Mary from becoming a single 30 year old in an ugly hat and glasses
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I don’t know. I drew this Ewok.
December 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I don’t know. I drew this Ewok.