Boston's is Lisa Hughes, who has a specifically "that nice mom down the block who still has a turntable and all her early '90s indie-rock vinyl" energy.

Decent turnout in Coolidge Corner given that it was announced like 36 hours ago.

Bringing this flier to the attention of @solomonmissouri.bsky.social -- Pastor, will we be seeing you there tonight?

My feed right now.

Feels like @solomonmissouri.bsky.social needs to see this.

"To protect and serve cake."

And coincidentally, on deck is exactly where we plan to spend them.

Hey, Trumpers, lemme ask a favorite question y'all used to have.

How's your 401K doing?

Can confirm.

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This photo, taken after a Florida hurricane in 2021, is when I knew Ron DeSantis had no chance to be president.

Who is that guy in the shades going to vote for? The guy with his arm around his wife, talking to and smiling with them? Or the schmuck who looks like he'd rather be anywhere else?

This is why Whataburger exists.

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"DeSantis will not meet Biden on hurricane damage visit."

Well of course he won't. This photo from Biden's last post-hurricane visit to Florida was the exact moment that I realized DeSantis will never be president. Which of these two men will this couple vote for?

WE'VE GOT RICO, PEOPLE. Initiate Popehat Protocol.