Stewart Mason
@stewartmason.bsky.social
It's mostly gonna be cats and records, you guys.
Reposted by Stewart Mason
In 2012, Larry Summers said in an NYT op-ed that my bilingualism would become useless.
In 2025, I still have a full-time job as a translator and he is unemployed.
In 2025, I still have a full-time job as a translator and he is unemployed.
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
In 2012, Larry Summers said in an NYT op-ed that my bilingualism would become useless.
In 2025, I still have a full-time job as a translator and he is unemployed.
In 2025, I still have a full-time job as a translator and he is unemployed.
Reposted by Stewart Mason
And what's to blame for that, TARGET?
Target said it doesn’t think holiday sales will be enough to turn around a tough year.
Target Predicting Week Holiday Sales As Consumer Angst Weighs On Season
Target said it doesn’t think holiday sales will be enough to turn around a tough year.
www.forbes.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
And what's to blame for that, TARGET?
Reposted by Stewart Mason
Look, I know we're all sick of hearing "if this had happened with any other president ..." but it's absolutely true and absolutely can't be forgotten.
For some reason, this nation gives this idiotic spoiled brat a free pass from things that would destroy the administration of any other person.
For some reason, this nation gives this idiotic spoiled brat a free pass from things that would destroy the administration of any other person.
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
people.com/donald-trump...
people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Look, I know we're all sick of hearing "if this had happened with any other president ..." but it's absolutely true and absolutely can't be forgotten.
For some reason, this nation gives this idiotic spoiled brat a free pass from things that would destroy the administration of any other person.
For some reason, this nation gives this idiotic spoiled brat a free pass from things that would destroy the administration of any other person.
Reposted by Stewart Mason
I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
Reposted by Stewart Mason
Reposted by Stewart Mason
The bill only forces the release of unclassified information.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
November 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Fellow old-ass music writers! Everybody check your spam folders from 2010! Surely ONE of us has an attachment of this mp3, and we all need to hear it.
November 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Fellow old-ass music writers! Everybody check your spam folders from 2010! Surely ONE of us has an attachment of this mp3, and we all need to hear it.
After Boston told the Olympics to go fuck themselves, we'll be perfectly happy for the World Cup games to be moved. Fuck FIFA sideways.
I will not be buying any World Cup tickets or merchandise due to FIFA’s collaboration with the Trump regime.
Gianni Infantino has a dictator fetish. It’s grotesque.
Gianni Infantino has a dictator fetish. It’s grotesque.
Fifa agrees World Cup matches can be moved at Trump’s request
The president has been warning host cities under Democratic control that he will call on Fifa’s president to switch venues if he deems there is a problem
www.thetimes.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
After Boston told the Olympics to go fuck themselves, we'll be perfectly happy for the World Cup games to be moved. Fuck FIFA sideways.
The most embarrassing thing about Olivia Nuzzi is that she writes like this. But the most embarrassing thing about the state of American letters is that editors let her write like this.
It needs to be emphasized that this paragraph is about Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
November 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The most embarrassing thing about Olivia Nuzzi is that she writes like this. But the most embarrassing thing about the state of American letters is that editors let her write like this.
Quiet, Pedophile.
BLOOMBERG REPORTER: “If there’s nothing incriminating in the Epstein files why not…?”
TRUMP: “Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.” 😕
TRUMP: “Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.” 😕
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Quiet, Pedophile.
See also Katy Tur. About whom Dan Patrick once said on his radio show after she visited the studio with Keith, "I didn't know it was Take Your Daughter To Work Day."
His fetish for right-wing blondes is weird.
His fetish for right-wing blondes is weird.
So if Olivia is 32 now, broke up with Lizza last year, was together with him for a decade, and then was living with you for 4+ years before that, how old was she when you moved her out of her (presumably parents’) house in the suburbs to live with you?
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
See also Katy Tur. About whom Dan Patrick once said on his radio show after she visited the studio with Keith, "I didn't know it was Take Your Daughter To Work Day."
His fetish for right-wing blondes is weird.
His fetish for right-wing blondes is weird.
Reposted by Stewart Mason
I think the universities didn’t convey clearly enough to Larry Summers and Laurence Krauss that they were expected to get sexual harassment PREVENTION training
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I think the universities didn’t convey clearly enough to Larry Summers and Laurence Krauss that they were expected to get sexual harassment PREVENTION training
To the people who are fretting that he wants the files released because his loyalists at the FBI have purged them of anything that would make him look bad:
Y'all are assuming that Kash Patel and the boys are capable of that. These people cannot connect to the networked printer by Sheila's desk.
Y'all are assuming that Kash Patel and the boys are capable of that. These people cannot connect to the networked printer by Sheila's desk.
November 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
To the people who are fretting that he wants the files released because his loyalists at the FBI have purged them of anything that would make him look bad:
Y'all are assuming that Kash Patel and the boys are capable of that. These people cannot connect to the networked printer by Sheila's desk.
Y'all are assuming that Kash Patel and the boys are capable of that. These people cannot connect to the networked printer by Sheila's desk.
Reposted by Stewart Mason
MTG is an experiment in how little it will take for white voters to ignore red flags they’ve already clocked
November 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
MTG is an experiment in how little it will take for white voters to ignore red flags they’ve already clocked
Reposted by Stewart Mason
Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.
Reposted by Stewart Mason
WOW, new signage!
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
WOW, new signage!
Reposted by Stewart Mason
Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
As one of my neighbors has already said, Zac Segal looks like if roofies became sentient. Allston's already got his number.
Knowing what I know about college life (especially in Republican young-dude spheres), going to guess Mr. Zac Segal has been having trouble with the ladies.
Which is a shame. He's not a bad-looking guy.
Maybe if he weren't a horse's ass of a human being, he'd have more success in that arena. 😕
Which is a shame. He's not a bad-looking guy.
Maybe if he weren't a horse's ass of a human being, he'd have more success in that arena. 😕
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
As one of my neighbors has already said, Zac Segal looks like if roofies became sentient. Allston's already got his number.
Neighborhood folks, keep an eye out for this little shit and let's be sure to roast him loudly to his face when we see him. The hair will be an excellent starting point, but feel free to improvise.
According to the car wash owner, agents arrested employees before they could obtain their documentation from their work lockers. So many were likely here legally.
Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.
Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.
BU College Republicans president says he called ICE to ‘detain these criminals’ at Allston Car Wash
The president of Boston University College Republicans wrote on X he called the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement requesting it detain employees at Allston Car Wash, the site of a Nov. 4 raid w...
dailyfreepress.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Neighborhood folks, keep an eye out for this little shit and let's be sure to roast him loudly to his face when we see him. The hair will be an excellent starting point, but feel free to improvise.
(angry repost)
he was a boy
she was a girl
can I make it any more obvious?
he went to work
she stole his plums
forgive her, they're cold and she wanted them
she was a girl
can I make it any more obvious?
he went to work
she stole his plums
forgive her, they're cold and she wanted them
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
(angry repost)
Reposted by Stewart Mason
We all need to post pictures of ourselves at 15 to remind people how very young 15 is.
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
We all need to post pictures of ourselves at 15 to remind people how very young 15 is.
Reposted by Stewart Mason
I don’t care if pope John Paul the second is in there…. GO to jail and go to Hell!
"BUT BILL CLINTON IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES" okay man arrest him too
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I don’t care if pope John Paul the second is in there…. GO to jail and go to Hell!
Reposted by Stewart Mason
Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.
So much work remains to be done.
So much work remains to be done.
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.
So much work remains to be done.
So much work remains to be done.
Reposted by Stewart Mason
Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.