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Kevin Kwanzaanoff
@stfu.dad
I liked the San Diego Padres back when it was illegal to do so.
*on the phone in a New York 7-Eleven parking lot*
December 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Disco Kiss for Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Wolfsburg agrees
December 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Hell yeah buddy
December 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Incidentally, Monday will be two years since my mom passed and I finally got myself to look through the bag of her stuff that I was sent. Figured I would find this in there.

The whole thing’s silly, but she would have gotten a huge kick out of it.
December 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Oh for fuck’s sake, of course Jim Carrey somehow got hooked up with Dick Marcinko
December 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
You should absolutely go there. It’s ridiculous in all of the right ways and the food is fine.
December 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Preparing for food and fun in a festive atmosphere
December 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
LMFAO
December 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Saw a ChatGPT billboard and LOL they really do portray life as a series of impossible tasks for helpless imbeciles
December 11, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Red Rocks loves the Padres
December 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This is the first time I’ve seen the sequel in a hotel room
December 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I don’t think the owl is working
December 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
What a pleasant time we live in
December 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Only he's the president.
December 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Absolutely not. No.
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Two things:
- How is Google an unlikely backer of a short film that’s pro-AI propaganda?
- Beautiful ad placement, people should consider Nuremberg when thinking about AI
December 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I'm glad to see that The Atlantic is finally tackling society's biggest problem, disability accommodations.
December 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Might have to go if UW plays in America's Most Exciting Bowl Game
December 2, 2025 at 6:35 AM
That canceled tv show you'll never stop thinking about...

“Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like fucking Shaft.”
December 1, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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