Kevin Kwanzaanoff
@stfu.dad
I liked the San Diego Padres back when it was illegal to do so.
This feeling is never going to go away. I don't even care about the NFL anymore, but it's still always this.
a group of denver broncos football players kneeling down
ALT: a group of denver broncos football players kneeling down
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December 28, 2025 at 8:05 AM
This feeling is never going to go away. I don't even care about the NFL anymore, but it's still always this.
I've got what I'm pretty sure is piriformis syndrome, which mimics sciatica. I strained muscles all over that leg from the moment I started running, but that felt nothing like this.
I totally thought sciatica was a type of chronic "bad back" since it usually starts in the spine. Way wrong.
I totally thought sciatica was a type of chronic "bad back" since it usually starts in the spine. Way wrong.
December 28, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I've got what I'm pretty sure is piriformis syndrome, which mimics sciatica. I strained muscles all over that leg from the moment I started running, but that felt nothing like this.
I totally thought sciatica was a type of chronic "bad back" since it usually starts in the spine. Way wrong.
I totally thought sciatica was a type of chronic "bad back" since it usually starts in the spine. Way wrong.
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This … isn’t true though? The segment wasn’t censored due to government interference, it was internal meddling. If the segment was pulled any earlier it would have been censored in Canada too.
December 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
This … isn’t true though? The segment wasn’t censored due to government interference, it was internal meddling. If the segment was pulled any earlier it would have been censored in Canada too.
Turns out that it’s not just a guy with Kloppo teeth in the Trivago ads, but Klopp himself. *fart*
December 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Turns out that it’s not just a guy with Kloppo teeth in the Trivago ads, but Klopp himself. *fart*
Judge Judy’s son Adam is going to have a TV judge show of his own called “Adam’s Law” and I wonder how John Walsh feels about that.
December 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Judge Judy’s son Adam is going to have a TV judge show of his own called “Adam’s Law” and I wonder how John Walsh feels about that.
Padres: AJ Preller is still GM
December 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Padres: AJ Preller is still GM
*butt-chugging Gameday Ice in a 7-Eleven parking lot in New York*
December 27, 2025 at 9:53 AM
*butt-chugging Gameday Ice in a 7-Eleven parking lot in New York*
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james cameron every few years
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
james cameron every few years
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Sinatra hated racists and would have punched Miller in the mouth.
Or as Phil Hartman's impression of Sinatra put it, "I got chunks of guys like you in my stool."
Or as Phil Hartman's impression of Sinatra put it, "I got chunks of guys like you in my stool."
Imagine watching Sinatra, son of Dolly & Antonini born in Genoa & Sicily, respectively, and Martin, son of Gaetano & Angela, born in Montesilvano, Italy & Ohio respectively, (Angela to parents born in Monasterolo, Italy), and crusading against the value of children of immigrants to the U.S.
December 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Sinatra hated racists and would have punched Miller in the mouth.
Or as Phil Hartman's impression of Sinatra put it, "I got chunks of guys like you in my stool."
Or as Phil Hartman's impression of Sinatra put it, "I got chunks of guys like you in my stool."
Damn it, Jim. We’re a Restaurant.
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek Themed Restaurant.
What are you calling it?
What are you calling it?
ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
ALT: ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Damn it, Jim. We’re a Restaurant.
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
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This is a great example not just of Nazism being normalized, but of being so removed from the consequences of Nazism that it becomes just a thought exercise. I mean, hey, 20 years ago this avowed antisemite couldn’t even have been part of polite society and look at him now!
Joe Rogan and Shane Gillis on Nick Fuentes running for president one day.
Rogan: “He could probably win in a few years. Listen, he couldn’t have existed before, right? Ten, twenty years ago, couldn’t have existed. Now, super popular. What’s twenty years from now look like?”
Rogan: “He could probably win in a few years. Listen, he couldn’t have existed before, right? Ten, twenty years ago, couldn’t have existed. Now, super popular. What’s twenty years from now look like?”
December 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This is a great example not just of Nazism being normalized, but of being so removed from the consequences of Nazism that it becomes just a thought exercise. I mean, hey, 20 years ago this avowed antisemite couldn’t even have been part of polite society and look at him now!
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In another timeline (the good one perhaps?) the Padres’ jersey patch isn’t Motorola, it’s The Tubs
December 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
In another timeline (the good one perhaps?) the Padres’ jersey patch isn’t Motorola, it’s The Tubs
Tiny Tim, who did not die on stage (only suffered the heart attack to which he’d succumb shortly thereafter)
December 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Tiny Tim, who did not die on stage (only suffered the heart attack to which he’d succumb shortly thereafter)
Merry Christmas you filthy animals (original content)
December 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Merry Christmas you filthy animals (original content)
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Or 8614 Ian Way…
Merry Christmas everyone.
May nobody meet you in Temecula.
May nobody meet you in Temecula.
December 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Or 8614 Ian Way…
Merry Christmas!
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December 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Merry Christmas!
You don’t need to make Blazing Saddles today because it’s already perfect
Blazing Saddles- Work Song
YouTube video by PumaProductionsZF
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December 25, 2025 at 9:24 AM
You don’t need to make Blazing Saddles today because it’s already perfect
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for all the doubters and haters out there
October 17, 2024 at 8:45 PM
for all the doubters and haters out there
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trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
October 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
I wonder if Kansas City, MO considered a convadium sky garden.
December 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I wonder if Kansas City, MO considered a convadium sky garden.
Disco Kiss for Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Disco Kiss for Christmas
Everybody knows that it's Jesus's birthday tomorrow, but what if I were to tell you about another man born on December 25th? A man who stole more than anybody, but wasn't a thief. A man who didn't have tenure, he had 16,17.
Could I have a minute of your time to talk to you about Rickey Henderson?
Could I have a minute of your time to talk to you about Rickey Henderson?
December 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Everybody knows that it's Jesus's birthday tomorrow, but what if I were to tell you about another man born on December 25th? A man who stole more than anybody, but wasn't a thief. A man who didn't have tenure, he had 16,17.
Could I have a minute of your time to talk to you about Rickey Henderson?
Could I have a minute of your time to talk to you about Rickey Henderson?
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God, I love the NORAD Santa tracker. Look at how beautiful this site looks. Looks like it hasn’t been updated since the early 2000’s but it’s still so clean & smooth. The apex of web design.
December 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
God, I love the NORAD Santa tracker. Look at how beautiful this site looks. Looks like it hasn’t been updated since the early 2000’s but it’s still so clean & smooth. The apex of web design.