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· Oct 13
this is how i'll always remember him 😭 he's pissing off god in heaven above with bunts now
IMPORTANT UPDATE RE: BUCKY: mom disappeared into a building, stuck outside with spare human and idiot large dog. send help
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
IMPORTANT UPDATE RE: BUCKY: mom disappeared into a building, stuck outside with spare human and idiot large dog. send help
god damn i've done it again
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 AM
god damn i've done it again
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Chromaniac, noooooo
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Chromaniac, noooooo
Sorry but these team looks like they weren’t ready for today which is incredibly San Diego coded
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Sorry but these team looks like they weren’t ready for today which is incredibly San Diego coded
Checking bluesky for the first time since this morning
a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes .
ALT: a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Checking bluesky for the first time since this morning
Craiger’s Peggers in shambles
saw this anagram of craig stammen on reddit... im officially concerned.
November 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Craiger’s Peggers in shambles
IMPORTANT UPDATE RE: BRODIE: he heard u was talkin shit and didn’t think he would hear it
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
IMPORTANT UPDATE RE: BRODIE: he heard u was talkin shit and didn’t think he would hear it
timed everything perfectly today, walking into the bedroom for the post thanksgiving nap like
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
timed everything perfectly today, walking into the bedroom for the post thanksgiving nap like
Dylan Cease is a gormless fool, I should be a billionaire if he’s getting $30 million a year
November 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Dylan Cease is a gormless fool, I should be a billionaire if he’s getting $30 million a year
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Two things I'm thankful for on this Thanksgiving Eve:
-Dylan Cease is no longer on the team I root for
-I never again have to hear Don Orsillo try to convince us that Dyaln Cease is the most interesting man in the world
-Dylan Cease is no longer on the team I root for
-I never again have to hear Don Orsillo try to convince us that Dyaln Cease is the most interesting man in the world
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Two things I'm thankful for on this Thanksgiving Eve:
-Dylan Cease is no longer on the team I root for
-I never again have to hear Don Orsillo try to convince us that Dyaln Cease is the most interesting man in the world
-Dylan Cease is no longer on the team I root for
-I never again have to hear Don Orsillo try to convince us that Dyaln Cease is the most interesting man in the world
i think that two things (working for the padres is miserable and mike shildt is a sniveling lil bitch who can't hack it) can be true
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
i think that two things (working for the padres is miserable and mike shildt is a sniveling lil bitch who can't hack it) can be true
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It’s the perfect job as Mike Shildt has been watching O’s for years
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
It’s the perfect job as Mike Shildt has been watching O’s for years
babysitting mike elias and sig mejdal's boys from brazil does seem like a much better fit for mike shildt
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
babysitting mike elias and sig mejdal's boys from brazil does seem like a much better fit for mike shildt
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
Dick Fitts is a great baseball name. All Richards are cowards.
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Dick Fitts is a great baseball name. All Richards are cowards.
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the main reason to buy cheap coffee is it tastes bad but gets the job done. the main reason to buy expensive coffee gear and specialty beans is it tastes bad and it's your fault. once again everything comes back to catholic brain or protestant brain
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
the main reason to buy cheap coffee is it tastes bad but gets the job done. the main reason to buy expensive coffee gear and specialty beans is it tastes bad and it's your fault. once again everything comes back to catholic brain or protestant brain
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The pitch at snapdragon is cursed and it will not recover until we water it with the blood of sacrifice. On the next full moon, bring me your softest local sports media and the head of the one they call Bolt Man
March 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The pitch at snapdragon is cursed and it will not recover until we water it with the blood of sacrifice. On the next full moon, bring me your softest local sports media and the head of the one they call Bolt Man
"marlins interested in michael king"
a man with a beard and a white shirt is smiling .
Alt: a man with a beard and a white shirt is smiling .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"marlins interested in michael king"
i don't really care where you rank comedy movies, everything's funny to someone. the real problem with that variety list is that they put a stand up special on there. that categorically is not a movie.
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
i don't really care where you rank comedy movies, everything's funny to someone. the real problem with that variety list is that they put a stand up special on there. that categorically is not a movie.
Braiding ain’t just for hair
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Braiding ain’t just for hair
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Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
A lotr extended edition marathon doesn’t get serious until you get past the battle of pelennor fields and there’s still an hour and a half of movie left
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
A lotr extended edition marathon doesn’t get serious until you get past the battle of pelennor fields and there’s still an hour and a half of movie left
DON’T GET TOO DRUNK TO FUCK TONIGHT
YOU’VE GOT TO GET IT UP
DON’T GET TOO DRUNK TO FUCK TONIGHT
IF YOU WANT TO GET IT IN
YOU’VE GOT TO GET IT UP
DON’T GET TOO DRUNK TO FUCK TONIGHT
IF YOU WANT TO GET IT IN
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
DON’T GET TOO DRUNK TO FUCK TONIGHT
YOU’VE GOT TO GET IT UP
DON’T GET TOO DRUNK TO FUCK TONIGHT
IF YOU WANT TO GET IT IN
YOU’VE GOT TO GET IT UP
DON’T GET TOO DRUNK TO FUCK TONIGHT
IF YOU WANT TO GET IT IN