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As Democrats contemplate a 2026 or 2028 run and wonder what message will most motivate voters, they need to understand that the minimum opening bid is vengeance.
Justice for All - Truthdig
To restore the rule of law, Democrats must enforce the constitution with brass knuckles like there’s nothing to lose. Because there isn’t.
www.truthdig.com
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whoever scheduled puke chumphries vs crybaby menzies for AFTER littler/gezzy needs to be fired
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and they are playing absolute fucking pub darts lmao
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Gezzy vs Littler is the best match up going
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Bogaerts and Iglesias are innocent. ACAB includes MLB umpires and they can fuck off
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this massive dutchman used to work on an eggplant farm so they call him The Aubergenius stand up if you love the darts
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there's a ruinous odor that wafts off of everything erik greupner touches, but it is especially pungent when you get emails about the "links" at petco park a week after they limp home from the playoffs and a day after reports that they're keeping preller AND shildt
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I still remember when someone was like “hey their charity doesn’t really seem to be a charity” and everyone shrugged and entered the next ticket lottery
razzball.bsky.social
Praying for bananaruptcy
Banana Ball is expanding.

The Banana Ball Championship League, home of the Savannah Bananas, has added two more baseball teams as it gears up for the league's inaugural 2026 season
maseinurface.bsky.social
One frequent problem when you work with a company that has an office in the Netherlands is that on any given day you might wake up to an email from someone whose last name is something like “van Asseldonk” and you’re supposed to not laugh at them or let it derail your entire morning
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Hey you know what’s kinda weird is Mike Shildt still has a job
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IMPORTANT UPDATE RE: BUCKY: the first step to going goblin mode is finding a cave
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mensie.bsky.social
if you hold a piece of trash up to your ear you can hear philadelphia
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bro is absolutely not a dapper dan man smh
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man of constant sorrow ass fit
sambernero.bsky.social
Fit of the day!
Pic I took of PCA arriving at Wrigley Field today
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if that's true, giving him a GM won't solve anything and peter should have given him a president of baseball operations instead of promoting him into a job he doesn't do
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BIG FISH TO WIN IT🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣
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the darts crowd is yet again chanting "kier starmer's a wanker" and i think that we could save america if this happened to the president when he attended a sporting event
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he needs someone to stuff him in a locker for sure, and it would have to be an oldhead, but i still don't think this gets to the heart of things. he's already breaking down and "posting" is more important to him than winning so he's useless even if his head were right by october.
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The Agenda grows 🙏🏻
willholder.bsky.social
in a macro sense and how it looks going forward here, I’m so bummed out in Manny’s playoff performances the last couple years
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i think if someone said something like "it takes everybody everyday" in the padres clubhouse manny machado would turn into art the clown and slaughter everyone present
blakemurphy.bsky.social
"All you motherfuckers, it takes everybody everyday. Start spreading the news, bitches, we're going to the ALCS" - John Schneider popping a bottle
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I can't imagine how shitty it would feel to single handedly lose a playoff game so badly that an entire stadium empties into the parking lot with several innings left and I'm glad Kershaw got to feel that tonight.
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baseball media as full of collaborators as any other vertical
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shouldn't god's straightest warrior have gotten some divine intervention or something if he was so righteous idk seems like maybe clayton kershaw is just a bigoted piece of shit after all and molly knight should admit that to herself