Stig Helmer
@stighelmer.bsky.social
#1 Mindy Furano fan account
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I wrote this a million years (OK 15) ago, but it still works.
Support your local movie theaters! (Looking at you Netflix/WB merger...)
lostoregon.org/2023/12/18/e...
Support your local movie theaters! (Looking at you Netflix/WB merger...)
lostoregon.org/2023/12/18/e...
Explore neighborhood movie theaters in Portland
A brief look at some local Portland single-screen theaters. To be periodically updated.
lostoregon.org
December 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I wrote this a million years (OK 15) ago, but it still works.
Support your local movie theaters! (Looking at you Netflix/WB merger...)
lostoregon.org/2023/12/18/e...
Support your local movie theaters! (Looking at you Netflix/WB merger...)
lostoregon.org/2023/12/18/e...
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Two biggest issues in my life:
a) not remembering important things I need to do
b) not forgetting upsetting things I need to move past
a) not remembering important things I need to do
b) not forgetting upsetting things I need to move past
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Two biggest issues in my life:
a) not remembering important things I need to do
b) not forgetting upsetting things I need to move past
a) not remembering important things I need to do
b) not forgetting upsetting things I need to move past
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she made herself look like a fox news correspondent so we wouldn’t forget who she voted for
December 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
she made herself look like a fox news correspondent so we wouldn’t forget who she voted for
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the couple in the apartment above me only argues/bickers between 5:30am - 6:30am and I would love to know what’s happening then. it’s currently my very early alarm clock.
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
the couple in the apartment above me only argues/bickers between 5:30am - 6:30am and I would love to know what’s happening then. it’s currently my very early alarm clock.
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they also seem retirement age so truly what’s the rush, kids? save the complaining for coffee and breakfast a few hours later
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
they also seem retirement age so truly what’s the rush, kids? save the complaining for coffee and breakfast a few hours later
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5:25am, he is shoveling his balcony. luckily I have yet to sleep. sunday is upon us
November 30, 2025 at 10:26 AM
5:25am, he is shoveling his balcony. luckily I have yet to sleep. sunday is upon us
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“this is what music is supposed to sound like” - my nerd ass listening to jazz
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 AM
“this is what music is supposed to sound like” - my nerd ass listening to jazz
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“jazz romanticizes the struggle”
- my nerd ass listening to jazz
- my nerd ass listening to jazz
December 2, 2025 at 6:09 AM
“jazz romanticizes the struggle”
- my nerd ass listening to jazz
- my nerd ass listening to jazz
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That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about
December 1, 2025 at 7:09 AM
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about
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lollipop guild ass perm
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
lollipop guild ass perm
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Why is every country singer named Trantley Brampston
November 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Why is every country singer named Trantley Brampston
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Is there a third option
November 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Is there a third option
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male loneliness epidemic overlapping with the loss of female rights and rise of men reverting back to outdated ways of thinking, another crazy coincidence
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 AM
male loneliness epidemic overlapping with the loss of female rights and rise of men reverting back to outdated ways of thinking, another crazy coincidence
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November 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Had to follow back my #1 fan (please tell me you are not wanted for crime)
November 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Had to follow back my #1 fan (please tell me you are not wanted for crime)
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“No,” said Frog.
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 AM
“No,” said Frog.
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“I need Epstein’s list including those who enabled”
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 AM
“I need Epstein’s list including those who enabled”
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me: i don’t think what you said is true
chatgpt: great eye! it is not.
chatgpt: great eye! it is not.
November 26, 2025 at 5:55 AM
me: i don’t think what you said is true
chatgpt: great eye! it is not.
chatgpt: great eye! it is not.