Phony Clifton
@stilldavis.bsky.social
Rubbish jokes, inane observations, low effort, you get the idea. Everton fan. You're bored now.
This one might be a bit niche
November 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
This one might be a bit niche
Bang in your beans! Wasn't this what got him in trouble last time?
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Bang in your beans! Wasn't this what got him in trouble last time?
Why is there ALWAYS a minimum of 4% Don't Knows to every question?
I swear they could ask "Would you like to be be hung, drawn and quartered, medieval style?" and 4% would say "Don't know".
I swear they could ask "Would you like to be be hung, drawn and quartered, medieval style?" and 4% would say "Don't know".
November 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Why is there ALWAYS a minimum of 4% Don't Knows to every question?
I swear they could ask "Would you like to be be hung, drawn and quartered, medieval style?" and 4% would say "Don't know".
I swear they could ask "Would you like to be be hung, drawn and quartered, medieval style?" and 4% would say "Don't know".
November 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
He just stood there like that looking at me for minutes while I was watching the overtime in the Stars game.
November 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
He just stood there like that looking at me for minutes while I was watching the overtime in the Stars game.
Lovely stuff. Not my words, the words of Shakin Stevens.
November 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Lovely stuff. Not my words, the words of Shakin Stevens.
This is a load of arse. Nobody has mentioned roast beef and horseradish Brannigans or Topic bars, or Drifters or Spiras.
October 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
This is a load of arse. Nobody has mentioned roast beef and horseradish Brannigans or Topic bars, or Drifters or Spiras.
Here comes Merlin! Let's hope he's got a few tricks up his sleeve
October 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Here comes Merlin! Let's hope he's got a few tricks up his sleeve
Most enjoyable 4 in a row since Henry Kelly's Going For Gold
October 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Most enjoyable 4 in a row since Henry Kelly's Going For Gold
Important crisps announcement #1.
These Lancashire crisps are possibly the nicest crisps I've ever had. You should absolutely definitely try them.
These Lancashire crisps are possibly the nicest crisps I've ever had. You should absolutely definitely try them.
October 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Important crisps announcement #1.
These Lancashire crisps are possibly the nicest crisps I've ever had. You should absolutely definitely try them.
These Lancashire crisps are possibly the nicest crisps I've ever had. You should absolutely definitely try them.
Who's solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only.
They say it takes a thief to catch a thief.
They say it takes a thief to catch a thief.
October 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Who's solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only.
They say it takes a thief to catch a thief.
They say it takes a thief to catch a thief.
Big Marounakis to Ange as soon as the ref blew the full time whistle.
October 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Big Marounakis to Ange as soon as the ref blew the full time whistle.
![Screenshot of a section of Wikipedia entry for Matias Rust. It says
Later life
On 24 November 1989, while doing his obligatory community service (Zivildienst) as an orderly in a West German hospital, Rust stabbed a female co-worker who had "apparently rejected him".[23] He was sentenced to two and a half years in prison, but was released after 15 months.[24] Since then, he has lived a fragmented life, describing himself as a "bit of an oddball".[5] After being released from court, he converted to Hinduism in 1996 to become engaged to a daughter of an Indian tea merchant.[25] In 2001, he was convicted of stealing a cashmere pullover and ordered to pay a fine of 10,000 DM, which was later reduced to 600 DM.[13][24] Another legal incident occurred during 2005, when he was convicted of fraud and had to pay a €1,500 fine.[24] In 2009, Rust described himself as a professional poker player.[26] Most recently, in 2012, he described himself as an analyst for a Zürich-based investment bank, dividing his time between Hamburg, Switzerland and Asia, and is training to be a yoga teacher. He said he had plans to open a yoga school in Hamburg.[5]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vdnmzezz236d2nujkuwpgrog/bafkreiexhbl4ys3myplkzt54r3s4ze2qducjysz7atvw2vym4ek2sosieq@jpeg)
October 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"I saw you coming"
October 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
"I saw you coming"
I've looked into the abyss and stared right at Hell itself. Now you have to.
October 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I've looked into the abyss and stared right at Hell itself. Now you have to.
Good to see Pete Doherty on his best behaviour at the airport.
The last words anyone wants to read would be "incident", "thrown off" and "great height" in the same sentence where old Peter's concerned.
The last words anyone wants to read would be "incident", "thrown off" and "great height" in the same sentence where old Peter's concerned.
October 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Good to see Pete Doherty on his best behaviour at the airport.
The last words anyone wants to read would be "incident", "thrown off" and "great height" in the same sentence where old Peter's concerned.
The last words anyone wants to read would be "incident", "thrown off" and "great height" in the same sentence where old Peter's concerned.
Who does Number Two work for?
October 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Who does Number Two work for?
Not sure about that English Karate Kid remake with Mr Miyagi played by Richard Briers.
September 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Not sure about that English Karate Kid remake with Mr Miyagi played by Richard Briers.
How we all were expecting this evening's Ryder Cup viewing to go.
And how it's ended up.
And how it's ended up.
September 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
How we all were expecting this evening's Ryder Cup viewing to go.
And how it's ended up.
And how it's ended up.
Just wondering how Andy Bull of the guardian feels about this. Rory McIlroy "hasn't helped himself" is proper weasel words. Especially given the American reporters described the abuse he got as horrific.
Do better @theguardian.com
www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/s...
Do better @theguardian.com
www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/s...
September 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Just wondering how Andy Bull of the guardian feels about this. Rory McIlroy "hasn't helped himself" is proper weasel words. Especially given the American reporters described the abuse he got as horrific.
Do better @theguardian.com
www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/s...
Do better @theguardian.com
www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/s...
Fitzy and Hatton. Two studs just firing it right in there within a minute of each other.
Average Saturday night for yer ma!
Average Saturday night for yer ma!
September 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Fitzy and Hatton. Two studs just firing it right in there within a minute of each other.
Average Saturday night for yer ma!
Average Saturday night for yer ma!