Phony Clifton
@stilldavis.bsky.social
Rubbish jokes, inane observations, low effort, you get the idea. Everton fan. You're bored now.
Sweeney's got her knockers but she was never going to compete with Daniel Day Lewis's performance in My Left Foot.
‘Christy’ starring Sydney Sweeney opens to $1.3M at the domestic box office
• Top 10 worst opening weekend ever for a film in over 2,000 theaters
• ~$646 per-theater average
• Top 10 worst opening weekend ever for a film in over 2,000 theaters
• ~$646 per-theater average
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Sweeney's got her knockers but she was never going to compete with Daniel Day Lewis's performance in My Left Foot.
This one might be a bit niche
November 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
This one might be a bit niche
Did anyone else have the Beverly Hillbillies song?
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, who went for a wank in his garden shed...
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, who went for a wank in his garden shed...
When you were a kid, what were the lyrics kids in your area sung to Jesus Christ Superstar?
Mine were “came down from heaven in a racing car, pulled a skid, crushed a kid, went back to heaven on a dustbin lid” BUT we also had “Georgie Best, superstar, wears women’s undies and a playtex bra”
Mine were “came down from heaven in a racing car, pulled a skid, crushed a kid, went back to heaven on a dustbin lid” BUT we also had “Georgie Best, superstar, wears women’s undies and a playtex bra”
November 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Did anyone else have the Beverly Hillbillies song?
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, who went for a wank in his garden shed...
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, who went for a wank in his garden shed...
No, I'm asking you to step into a fucking nuclear reactor.
November 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
No, I'm asking you to step into a fucking nuclear reactor.
I haven't been able to watch any of the match. 3 bloody goals disallowed??!
Were any of them fair decisions?
Were any of them fair decisions?
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I haven't been able to watch any of the match. 3 bloody goals disallowed??!
Were any of them fair decisions?
Were any of them fair decisions?
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November 8, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I'm too lazy to come up with as many (or as good) names as Mr Dash below but my Celeb Traitors s2 ideas:
Vic & Bob / Pemberton & Shearsmith / French & Saunders - one HAS to be a traitor but not both,
Lewis Capaldi,
David Gower,
Ainsley Harriot,
Lily Allen,
Lennox Lewis,
Maggie Aderin-Pocock
Vic & Bob / Pemberton & Shearsmith / French & Saunders - one HAS to be a traitor but not both,
Lewis Capaldi,
David Gower,
Ainsley Harriot,
Lily Allen,
Lennox Lewis,
Maggie Aderin-Pocock
UK Traitors 2 dream team
Matt Berry
Martin Clunes
Jill Scott
Diane Morgan
Dion Dublin
Helen Mirren
Kate Bush
Bob Mortimer
Sanjeev Bhaskar
Alison Steadman
Don Warrington
Roy Keane
Tom Hollander
Nasser Hussain
Richard E Grant
Matt Berry
Martin Clunes
Jill Scott
Diane Morgan
Dion Dublin
Helen Mirren
Kate Bush
Bob Mortimer
Sanjeev Bhaskar
Alison Steadman
Don Warrington
Roy Keane
Tom Hollander
Nasser Hussain
Richard E Grant
Bob Mortimer.
Danny Dyer.
Sam Campbell.
Jessica Knappet.
Julian Clary.
Victoria Derbyshire.
Jimmy Anderson.
David Mitchell.
Ian Wright.
Sally Phillips.
Danny Dyer.
Sam Campbell.
Jessica Knappet.
Julian Clary.
Victoria Derbyshire.
Jimmy Anderson.
David Mitchell.
Ian Wright.
Sally Phillips.
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I'm too lazy to come up with as many (or as good) names as Mr Dash below but my Celeb Traitors s2 ideas:
Vic & Bob / Pemberton & Shearsmith / French & Saunders - one HAS to be a traitor but not both,
Lewis Capaldi,
David Gower,
Ainsley Harriot,
Lily Allen,
Lennox Lewis,
Maggie Aderin-Pocock
Vic & Bob / Pemberton & Shearsmith / French & Saunders - one HAS to be a traitor but not both,
Lewis Capaldi,
David Gower,
Ainsley Harriot,
Lily Allen,
Lennox Lewis,
Maggie Aderin-Pocock
All hail King Carr! The most unlikely winner of anything since Todd Hamilton won The Open golf in 2004.
#celebritytraitors
#celebritytraitors
a man in a cape with the words like it written above him
Alt: a man in a cape with the words like it written above him. Alan Carr in Celebrity Traitors
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November 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
All hail King Carr! The most unlikely winner of anything since Todd Hamilton won The Open golf in 2004.
#celebritytraitors
#celebritytraitors
Let's be honest, there's no way they were going to blow that train carriage up with the celebrities on!
#celebritytraitors
#celebritytraitors
November 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Let's be honest, there's no way they were going to blow that train carriage up with the celebrities on!
#celebritytraitors
#celebritytraitors
He's in good company on Freddie Got Fingered, Ebert hated it too.
But I swear they're missing the point on this one.
Tom Green has said the whole thing was a piss-take of the movie business. A piece of Dadaist art if you will.
Daddy would you like a sausage?
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no...
But I swear they're missing the point on this one.
Tom Green has said the whole thing was a piss-take of the movie business. A piece of Dadaist art if you will.
Daddy would you like a sausage?
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no...
Giving a review zero stars sets a dreadful precedent. But here are the one-star shockers I’d downgrade | Peter Bradshaw
A singularly horrendous TV show has crashed the star-rating review economy. But if zero stars is the new normal for critical rage, three films deserve the big 0
www.theguardian.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
He's in good company on Freddie Got Fingered, Ebert hated it too.
But I swear they're missing the point on this one.
Tom Green has said the whole thing was a piss-take of the movie business. A piece of Dadaist art if you will.
Daddy would you like a sausage?
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no...
But I swear they're missing the point on this one.
Tom Green has said the whole thing was a piss-take of the movie business. A piece of Dadaist art if you will.
Daddy would you like a sausage?
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no...
By the way to the absolute cunt or cunts by me who set a load of bangers off at 2.30am last night, may your attempts at sleep be thwarted by the Crazy Frog ringtone at maximum volume every night for the rest of your wretched lives.
November 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
By the way to the absolute cunt or cunts by me who set a load of bangers off at 2.30am last night, may your attempts at sleep be thwarted by the Crazy Frog ringtone at maximum volume every night for the rest of your wretched lives.
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ITS A COYOTE! CHASING A ROAD RUNNER!
Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
November 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
ITS A COYOTE! CHASING A ROAD RUNNER!
Can't believe it's been 10 years since that slag tried it on with Ronnie Pickering it still freaks my nut out to this day
November 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Can't believe it's been 10 years since that slag tried it on with Ronnie Pickering it still freaks my nut out to this day
Bang in your beans! Wasn't this what got him in trouble last time?
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Bang in your beans! Wasn't this what got him in trouble last time?
Apartheid hard-liner in Your Hand?
I'll get my coat.
I'll get my coat.
I'm not saying that Carol Decker has gone full fash, but she's just agreed to headline a 1980s revival night. In Pretoria.
November 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Apartheid hard-liner in Your Hand?
I'll get my coat.
I'll get my coat.
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BBC Four repeating the #Arena about the Chelsea Hotel is as good an excuse as any to roll out the amazing fact that the last guest to leave the Chelsea Hotel was Reg Hollis from The Bill
archive.nytimes.com/cityroom.blo...
archive.nytimes.com/cityroom.blo...
The Chelsea Guest Who Wouldn't Leave
When the hotel abruptly shut down, one guest, Jeff Stewart, a Scottish actor in town for the Manhattan Film Festival, was determined to stay.
archive.nytimes.com
November 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
BBC Four repeating the #Arena about the Chelsea Hotel is as good an excuse as any to roll out the amazing fact that the last guest to leave the Chelsea Hotel was Reg Hollis from The Bill
archive.nytimes.com/cityroom.blo...
archive.nytimes.com/cityroom.blo...
What the fuck do I know about footy?
Charly Alcaraz it turns out was not the answer.
Charly Alcaraz it turns out was not the answer.
KDH looks like a passenger tonight. Get Charly on Moyesie!
November 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
What the fuck do I know about footy?
Charly Alcaraz it turns out was not the answer.
Charly Alcaraz it turns out was not the answer.
Thought I was in Concert Square, the amount of people begging for Charly
November 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Thought I was in Concert Square, the amount of people begging for Charly
KDH looks like a passenger tonight. Get Charly on Moyesie!
November 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
KDH looks like a passenger tonight. Get Charly on Moyesie!
Some things never change do they?
a man in a suit and tie is talking into a microphone while a crowd looks on .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking into a microphone while a crowd looks on .
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November 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Some things never change do they?
Sue Sullivan, Brookside Close 1992
Oh Barry no
November 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Sue Sullivan, Brookside Close 1992
Bloody hell Ndiaye's class isn't he?
November 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Bloody hell Ndiaye's class isn't he?
I reckon we will get something tonight. Sunderland play on the counter so if we do the same it could be a boring stalemate.
Maybe we can even dream of a 1-0 win!
Maybe we can even dream of a 1-0 win!
November 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I reckon we will get something tonight. Sunderland play on the counter so if we do the same it could be a boring stalemate.
Maybe we can even dream of a 1-0 win!
Maybe we can even dream of a 1-0 win!