Hahahaha that cannot be real

what do they even think this shit is going to do? Its not going to pass the house even if they pass it in the senate

It would be very Democrat to be saved by their own incompetence somehow

there was no point in doing it if you were just going to get nothing out of it

That really does just sound...nice. hoping with the job transition stuff to maybe let that be a "reset" and get back to enjoying stuff like that more

The number of people who will get this joke is probably very small, but those who do get it will probably think its very good

yeah you're probably right. The most they'll see is "Democrats make an offer to reopen the govt" blurb on the national news and be cool with it

No, but normies don't understand that. He should still just be out there sticking to the "fund the ACA subsidies and we can open tomorrow".

it is so Democrat to offer to negotiate when your position in the current environment could not be much higher. Trump is suing to stop SNAP benefits, you just swept a bunch of off year elections, his approval is the lowest its been, but sure - let's form a blue ribbon committee or some shit

friend of mine went to France couple of years ago, and I used to speak pretty decent French years ago. He asked for a couple of phrases and I taught him how to order, ask for directions, etc. He said first time he ordered, waiter said "perhaps it would be easier if we spoke in your language"