I dug coal with Baby Billy
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stimpy.bsky.social
I'm not a bengals fan, I'm a bears fan! That might be worse though
stimpy.bsky.social
I wish anyone loved me the way the Reds subreddit loves Ke'Bryan Hayes
stimpy.bsky.social
Did they honestly thing that most of their readership was a bunch of conservatives? What about most conservative voters leads you to believe they read things like actual newspapers?
stimpy.bsky.social
Was fully expecting a shank there
stimpy.bsky.social
Why are you playing for a long field goal in the rain
stimpy.bsky.social
I can't remember if it was Olbermann or Patrick, but yeah "X is day to day but then again aren't we all"
stimpy.bsky.social
I wish we had a live feed of Tim Kurkjian at all times solely to see things like his reaction to that play
cyrthogg.bsky.social
That insanity goes down officially as a grounded into double play, making it the only batted ball hit over 350 feet for a GIDP in the pitch tracking era (reg. + postseason).

Max Muncy grounded into a 404-foot double play.
stimpy.bsky.social
So is that an 8-6-2 double play
stimpy.bsky.social
Hahaha what the fuck just happened
stimpy.bsky.social
I don't care about fiction. Non-fiction can be just as wild and isn't made up, so I'd rather read that.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
stimpy.bsky.social
James Franklin back to Nashville to coach the Titans, make it happen
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irliteach.bsky.social
I understand all those words, just not in that order
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Trump: "But Air Force One was really, it was covered with Egyptian desert just a few months ago. If you think about it. Just a few months ago it was Egyptian desert and now it was just a few feet off our window. And it was a spectacular sight."
stimpy.bsky.social
tell me how this makes any fucking sense at all
stimpy.bsky.social
bank: you have to have an insurance policy on business property
me: we're a startup, we don't have any
bank: you still have to have it
me: ok, how much do I need the policy to be for?
bank: there's no requirement on how much
me: so I can get a policy that covers $5 and that's ok?
bank: sure
stimpy.bsky.social
I swear to god, insurance companies and banks are the fucking worst.
stimpy.bsky.social
it is nearly 100% that people I work with will over analyze the shit out of things that amount to "just treat them like human beings" but will just jump right into shit that they should actually research and understand before the they do it
stimpy.bsky.social
In a Dairy Queen drive thru and a dude in a lifted pickup is absolutely BLARING an Unchained Melody cover
stimpy.bsky.social
That was art on that view of the FG attempt where it was on line and the guy threw the horns up on the shot and then the kick lands 6 yards short
stimpy.bsky.social
Making me feel like the Reds are still in it
stimpy.bsky.social
I am old and need to go to sleep but this is too good
stimpy.bsky.social
Oh mannnnn what a wasted chance. That was Reds-esque
stimpy.bsky.social
You should be publicly executed if you sell your playoff seats to Marlins Guy
stimpy.bsky.social
Finnegan is absolutely going to blow this isn't he
stimpy.bsky.social
Yeah have someone ready in the pen but why not roll him out at least