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stinky.bsky.social
@stinky.bsky.social
Just the right amount of Stinky…

I architect things that switch packets by day, and hack hardware by night 🇳🇿 🏳️‍🌈
Seems fine to me. Have you tried turning it off and on again 😅
May 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Yeah even street view has it.
May 29, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Not even a Catbus 😿
April 5, 2025 at 9:55 AM
It might be 4 hours delayed, but it’s not a bus 🙌
April 4, 2025 at 7:01 AM
You got any snax?
March 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
O.g. Trash 🙌
February 21, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I think my planes on the piss… 🍸✈️
February 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Kiwi as bro 😎
February 19, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Fixed 🙃
February 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I am surprised vtnz still have internet…
February 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Friday heeb update, the birb jail still intact and the heebs are heebing 🌸 🚫🐦‍⬛
February 7, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Heeb update; more heebs are coming 🥰

(Also the bird jail is working, the pot plant has not been dug up once this week 🙌)
January 31, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Finally; enjoy my first heeb flower on the apartment balcony ☺️

Now with birb protec ™️ 3/3
January 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Try digging it up now you fuckers… mesh is cross tensioned under the pot lip, so can’t be lifted out 😄

2/
January 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Arrived home, birds had dug up the heebs, tidied it all up and 30 mins later they dig it up again….

“This is war” 1/
January 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Hotel wifis fixed, chromecast installed, internets unrestricted 😇
January 23, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Thankfully I had a usb-c to 12v cable stashed away for emergencies (without crazy reverse polarity) 🙏
January 23, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Checked into hotel and my router won’t boot… *grabs multimeter*….

Somehow I brought a plug pack with negative center, who even does that, how did I have this in my house 😤
January 23, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Mhmmmm pickle day 🥒

Can I prescribe a pickle martini?
January 21, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Blessed is the popcorn machine
January 19, 2025 at 8:36 AM
The sky waka is here, and thus I must bid farewell to TacoNaki 🥲
January 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Shit… I think they’re onto me 👀
January 15, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Taco ̶T̶u̶e̶s̶day 🌮 🌮 🌮 🥝
January 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
We heard you like nondairy creamer… 🙃
January 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Those are some “intense” cookies 🍪😻
January 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM