Catfish
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Catfish
@stlcatfishmike.bsky.social
The usual stuff
That would disqualify a white man. A woman can be disqualified for not having a cookie recipe and a black man for literally anything
December 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
This manosphere poisoned dude at my job tried to say you have to be in shape, good looking and have money to get laid!!! Bwahahahah
I looked at a waitress and said
“Tell this fool there’s a fat, homely, broke motherfucker cheating on his wife right now”
December 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Who does she mean by they?
December 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This is a La Niña year which typically means a wetter or if it’s cold enough snowier winter so this years a decent bet.
December 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Got some bad news about police, and even worse news about sheriffs.
December 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Imagine an entire highway full of people not used to snow! It happens here but not often enough for people to get good at it. Doesn’t help that we usually get a melt and refreeze in the afternoon so snow turns to sheets of ice
December 3, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Best kind of Minnesota! you need to get on Winnipeg’s ass to take it’s weather home so I can send your weather back It’s down here in St Louis drunk and and fucking shit up!
December 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
It does give you useful data that you can use to help move a district that was Trump +15 instead of +25 20 points to the left at the midterms. A result like that in a gerrymander and voter suppression landscape should and does frighten republicans in what was a safe +12.
December 3, 2025 at 12:14 PM
That’s actually a mark of good taste
December 3, 2025 at 6:40 AM
He was an accomplished racer. Another car turned in front of him.
December 3, 2025 at 6:24 AM
He’s still coasting on his mom’s rep fr. She was the comedy gatekeeper

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December 3, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Boomers man. Tell everyone this yhe pinnacle of male coolness. Self absorbed scenery chewing
December 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
And Peter fuckin Theil a garbage African who doesn’t love America. Who should be largely stripped of his assets and deported
December 3, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Sorry I don’t mean to spoil your Elsa moment.Let it go. Make a snow person throw a
snow ball get out the puffy coat
December 3, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I mean….this winter is a climate change effect that is actually kind of scary.
A decaying polar vortex
December 3, 2025 at 5:49 AM
That it is. I’m a chef at a posh hotel and I find moldy food pretty frequently Sometimes I even get food thats moldy when it’s delivered. (Usually lettuce) it gets tossed, just Sunday I found a sealed box of Arborio rice with living bugs in it. We toss these things unless we need them for a refund
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Kristi Noem was already thanking him for it.
December 3, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Thank you
I was raised up on the dozens and battle rap lol
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I use three parts butter to one part lard lol. It’s so flaky
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Just proof that white people would listen to practically anything before shows were integrated.
December 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Legit! And ice cream is a protein shake lol
December 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
He wasn’t asleep he was psychically controlling a tropical storm off the African coast.
December 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
And technically it’s mostly fruit so at least somewhat nutritious as least as compared to a Twinkie or something
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Precisely
December 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Ha! They’ve got a truck and have had that conversation with someone less egalitarian than yourself. Well done lads
December 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM