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Michael Harris
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Detroit-area weirdo.

Beliefs are tools. Pick up your tools.
Well, fuck you, you dipshit. I guess the ice storm last spring wasn't disastrous enough for you.
Electricity prices jump after Trump rejects disaster aid for Michigan utilities
The president denied the state’s request for federal aid to rebuild power lines after a fierce ice storm last March, a move that could force thousands of rural electricity customers to pay the entire ...
www.politico.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Great culture can save lives. Literally.

Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard
December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Best description of Whiskey Pete I've seen so far: “a sneering, spoiled punk who has been caught doing wrong and is now daring the local fuzz to take him in and risk the anger of his rich dad—a role fulfilled by Donald Trump, in this case.”
December 1, 2025
President Donald J.
heathercoxrichardson.substack.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I feel you.
fighting for my life against the persistent and insistent intrusive thought
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Well? Why should he?
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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"If your country opens a Department of War and closes the Department of Education then you live in a shithole."
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Awwwww...
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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waymo ceo: we plan for fatal crashes and society will learn to accept them

roblox ceo: kids must be preyed upon and victimized as a necessary consequence of scale

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HEADS ON PIKES
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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*punching the air repeatedly* hell yeah fuck yeah let’s goooo
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Everyone hates you, Kyle.
November 20, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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too real lol
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I love this mug. It’s so 1970.
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Y'know, future generations are going to look back on our time and marvel at how we could have been so fucking stupid and blind as to walk straight into this kind of mess all over again in less than a century...
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Our world, in a nutshell.
Instead of building humanoid robots--which is incredibly expensive and riddled with inefficiencies--why not just enslave the human race?

--Elon (soon; probably)
November 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
"Let me add that MAGA still seems to believe that scenes of masked ICE agents beating up women and senior citizens work to their political advantage. Either that, or they just can’t help themselves."
Republicans Are Damaged by Their Own Cruelty
They’re pathologically unwilling to help Americans in need — and Democrats should hammer this home
paulkrugman.substack.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Who, and perhaps more tellingly, what is Mark Zuckerberk teaching at his secret private school? This article, alas, focuses on the zoning and permit issies, and doesn't even touch on the scariest implications here.

Somebody get on that, OK?
Mark Zuckerberg Opened an Illegal School at His Palo Alto Compound. His Neighbors Revolted
Neighbors complained about noise, security guards, and hordes of traffic. An unlicensed school named after the Zuckerbergs’ pet chicken tipped them over the edge.
www.wired.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Trying to think of a worse idea but I'm coming up short
November 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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I recall the orange convicted felon once saying people would stand in long lines begging for food if Kamala Harris became President.

Now in 2025 people are seen in Cleveland and other cities standing in long lines for food due to his cruelty.

Endless projection. I hate him.
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM