peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall

my child

your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks

I hate when my frantic attempts to change my fate ironically lead to the same outcome prophesied by the soothsayer

Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.