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Stoneface
@stoneface.bsky.social
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“You’re crazy like that glue” - Craig Mack

Riposteur / goof dad
here to learn, for the shits and the giggles
season tickets to the bears and the iggles
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Joyce said he had initially been supportive of President Donald Trump's immigration enforcement efforts, but that changed after the way ICE detained the recruit. Nic Cage “you don’t say” meme blank
January 24, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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A still from the Handmaids Tale (Hulu) showing a dozen or so women in their red handmaids dresses with white caps, facing a woman with her back to us in olive green Nazi-style uniform
January 23, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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I mean come on
Rolf Gruber from Sound of Music. There is a very similar uniform design here
January 13, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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Baghdad Bob (Iraq war saddams spokesperson) stands with his hands raised, a hazy cityscape behind him
January 13, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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“Vorlon” alien from Babylon 5
January 12, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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Pikachu disbelief meme Pikachu disbelief meme, mouth much lower on face
January 12, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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Dr Manhattan (Watchmen) naked, blue-skinned, seated on a rock outcropping on the surface of a red Mars. Behind him the black sky is full of stars.
January 11, 2026 at 6:13 AM
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A glamorous photorealistic image of a cube of ice, edge on, melting. At the top it is burning.
January 11, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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Jon Snow (game of thrones) in a snow covered, large-shouldered pelt coat, looking to his left. He wears a clumsily edited bears hat with a sticker on it. Below him text reads “KING IN THE NORF”
January 11, 2026 at 4:54 AM
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Vibes:
A screenshot of Holly (Gennero) McClane in the film “Die Hard”, saying “Only John can drive somebody that crazy”
January 9, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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Schooley’s “first day of standing lessons tweet featuring (L to R) the largest Trump, Eric, standing as if he has forgotten to remove the hanger from his suit jacket before putting it on, Donald J. Trump standing in classic “front half of a centaur” style, Ivanka - almost pulling off a human “at ease” stance but veering at the last microsecond into uncanny valley territory, and DJTJ seeming to have been flattened by a cartoon steamroller just before the photo was taken. On the far right, Marco Rubio from the OP photo has been hastily pasted into the screenshot.
December 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Bart Simpson holding a detached monkey’s paw with the “pinkie” finger curled in towards the palm.
December 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Man in tuxedo meme template - front half looks like a tuxedo without vest or suit jacket. Behind the man reflected in the mirror you can see he is wearing fancy black stockings and undergarments.
September 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
Alec Baldwin in Malice
September 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Imperial Stormtrooper Recruitment Poster A vectorized stormtrooper stands in front of the imperial seal THE EMPIRE NEEDS YOU! JOIN THE RANKS OF THE ELITE SOLDIERS OF THE GALACTIC EMPIRE.
September 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Yellow suit guy but compressed along the x axis
September 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Office space (1999) screen shot. Michael Bolton says “No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."
August 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Well dick me in the fuck, it’s in Newsweek of all places
Photo of Donald Chump peeing on the floor next to Putin in context Newsweek SUBSCRIBE Login JRSUING EACE President Donald Trump, right, shakes the hand of Russias President Vladimir Putin during a joint press conference at Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson, Alaska, Friday, Aug. 15, 2025. ASSOCIATED PRESS Putin described the war in Ukraine as the result of "fundamental threats to our
August 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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I love people who think lil works like a Chinese surname
Google search result: People also ask Are Lil Wayne and Lil Jon related? Al Overview No, Lil Wayne and Lil Jon are not related. While both are prominent figures in hip-hop and share the "Lil" prefix, they are not related by blood or marriage. Lil Wayne's real name is Dwayne Michael Carter Jr., and Lil Jon's real name is Jonathan Mortimer Smith.
July 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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“Worst person you know just made a good point” guy
July 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Natasha, left. Boris, right Boris is notably shorter than Bezos but I believe this represents his soul
July 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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July 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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June 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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NHL draft room, on the monitor is the bill belichick Covid draft lounge
June 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Sir Mix a Lot don’t want none unless you got buns hun
June 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM