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“You’re crazy like that glue” - Craig Mack

Riposteur / goof dad
here to learn, for the shits and the giggles
season tickets to the bears and the iggles
This was an eye-popping quote - there are few states that I habitually grant the benefit of the doubt in a disagreement, but Canada is one. Others include Finland, New Zealand, Iceland, Australia (recently) and Wakanda
December 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Thank you for this.
December 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
We were shown this early on in our laypersons training in futures and options when I worked for a trading and clearing software firm around 2000. I had seen the movie before, but never really paid attention. They do make sure it hangs together.
December 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Re: the aerophagia - If you happen to use a CPAP (I do) you might want to check in on the pressure settings with your provider, especially since you have lost a lot of weight. Mine was worse at night, a slightly lower pressure seems to have helped (not erased it, but not as bad)
December 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
“Oh, I have a strong opinion on this, it’ll be easy” is the Trump era in a nutshell
December 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I was able to copy and paste the “redacted” text directly from the linked pdf on the gov site by opening the pdf in DuckDuckGo
December 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
🎶Oh by gosh, by golly
It’s time for MATERIAL: HAC-OLY🎶
December 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Republicans only plus 1 on crime is a friggin crazy number
December 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
[Ron Howard] They weren’t.
December 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Reposted by Stoneface
*asks a concrete question*

“I’m not gonna get into specifics”

*asks an abstract question*

“I’m not gonna get into hypotheticals”
December 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
A tale as old as time. The humble fan’s desires are meaningless to the point of nonexistence in the all-encompassing perception of the Elder Lords.
December 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Fun fact- this is the logo for the Innsmouth Shoggoths, which emerged from the Dreamlands late in the strike year and rent the souls of the record keepers, rendering human pastimes insignificant against the backdrop of a chaotic, uncaring universe
December 17, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Ermagerd
December 17, 2025 at 7:42 AM
December 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
There’s an air of love and of happiness
December 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Someone should have walked this guy to school when he was a kid
December 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
December 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM