Stormtalon
@stormtalon.bsky.social
(stoopid apostrophe sneaking in there, why I oughta)
January 26, 2026 at 6:29 AM
(stoopid apostrophe sneaking in there, why I oughta)
Minnesotan’s are undefeated when it comes to being passive aggressive. Philly? They skip the “passive” part.
January 26, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Minnesotan’s are undefeated when it comes to being passive aggressive. Philly? They skip the “passive” part.
Deserves all the snorgles
January 26, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Deserves all the snorgles
Man, don’t I know it. Been in two spin outs myself. One was fine — slow motion down a hill, riding the curb like a sideways slinky.
The other? Legit thought I was dead. Across two lanes of I-40 in Knoxville because they’re ass at plowing. Somehow didn’t get hit.
The other? Legit thought I was dead. Across two lanes of I-40 in Knoxville because they’re ass at plowing. Somehow didn’t get hit.
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Man, don’t I know it. Been in two spin outs myself. One was fine — slow motion down a hill, riding the curb like a sideways slinky.
The other? Legit thought I was dead. Across two lanes of I-40 in Knoxville because they’re ass at plowing. Somehow didn’t get hit.
The other? Legit thought I was dead. Across two lanes of I-40 in Knoxville because they’re ass at plowing. Somehow didn’t get hit.
“I have a truck/jeep/awd vehicle, I can handle anything!”
Narrator: “They could not, in fact, handle anything.”
Narrator: “They could not, in fact, handle anything.”
January 25, 2026 at 10:14 PM
“I have a truck/jeep/awd vehicle, I can handle anything!”
Narrator: “They could not, in fact, handle anything.”
Narrator: “They could not, in fact, handle anything.”
And then if someone somehow manages to get past the redaction, it should just be hundreds of pages filled with “fuck you!”
January 25, 2026 at 4:41 PM
And then if someone somehow manages to get past the redaction, it should just be hundreds of pages filled with “fuck you!”
That’s great owlbear energy!
January 25, 2026 at 9:52 AM
That’s great owlbear energy!
When you do, let us know how Neopets taste, please.
January 25, 2026 at 9:51 AM
When you do, let us know how Neopets taste, please.
Cat tax duly paid, and it is adorable. Love tuxies.
January 25, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Cat tax duly paid, and it is adorable. Love tuxies.
ICE, DHS — metaphorically burnt to the ground and then the land they stood on salted so that nothing like them can ever be grown again.
January 25, 2026 at 12:46 AM
ICE, DHS — metaphorically burnt to the ground and then the land they stood on salted so that nothing like them can ever be grown again.
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai: Across the 8th Dimension of Big Naturals
January 22, 2026 at 1:43 AM
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai: Across the 8th Dimension of Big Naturals
Impeachment conga line, it’s the only way.
January 19, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Impeachment conga line, it’s the only way.
That impulse being: “What? No, gimme that.”
Wasn’t till years later that I realized I’m on the spectrum and just don’t react like most people.
Wasn’t till years later that I realized I’m on the spectrum and just don’t react like most people.
January 17, 2026 at 9:39 PM
That impulse being: “What? No, gimme that.”
Wasn’t till years later that I realized I’m on the spectrum and just don’t react like most people.
Wasn’t till years later that I realized I’m on the spectrum and just don’t react like most people.
Had a knife pulled on me back in high school —pocket knife, to be exact. My reaction was to tilt my head, stare for a moment, and then grab the knife out of their hand.
And then I folded it up and gave it back. I might pause a bit more if it were a gun, but my initial impulse won’t change.
And then I folded it up and gave it back. I might pause a bit more if it were a gun, but my initial impulse won’t change.
January 17, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Had a knife pulled on me back in high school —pocket knife, to be exact. My reaction was to tilt my head, stare for a moment, and then grab the knife out of their hand.
And then I folded it up and gave it back. I might pause a bit more if it were a gun, but my initial impulse won’t change.
And then I folded it up and gave it back. I might pause a bit more if it were a gun, but my initial impulse won’t change.
Thank you for your service.
January 14, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Thank you for your service.
It’s just burnt water. Like there’s that allegedly rhetorical question, “How do you burn WATER?”
Coffee is the answer.
Coffee is the answer.
January 14, 2026 at 6:42 PM
It’s just burnt water. Like there’s that allegedly rhetorical question, “How do you burn WATER?”
Coffee is the answer.
Coffee is the answer.
For many years my lunch was sandwiches I bought from the Wheel of Doom vending machine on the mezzanine level where I worked. We’re talking vending machine tuna salad and egg salad here.
My questionable taste now fully established, I would never even THINK of touching those things.
My questionable taste now fully established, I would never even THINK of touching those things.
January 14, 2026 at 7:09 AM
For many years my lunch was sandwiches I bought from the Wheel of Doom vending machine on the mezzanine level where I worked. We’re talking vending machine tuna salad and egg salad here.
My questionable taste now fully established, I would never even THINK of touching those things.
My questionable taste now fully established, I would never even THINK of touching those things.
Oh, and because I apparently can’t sleep at the moment, these little guys are the series mascot — meet the Prinny.
They speak like they’re huffing helium, say “dood” in every line, and explode when you throw them.
They speak like they’re huffing helium, say “dood” in every line, and explode when you throw them.
January 12, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Oh, and because I apparently can’t sleep at the moment, these little guys are the series mascot — meet the Prinny.
They speak like they’re huffing helium, say “dood” in every line, and explode when you throw them.
They speak like they’re huffing helium, say “dood” in every line, and explode when you throw them.
Turn based, grid-based, absurd number of classes (you can eventually make characters of every class & monster type you encounter).
Bonus stuff: full voice acting, comedy oriented, the various protagonists are… special.
Disgaea 4 stars a vampire who swore off blood and only eats sardines, as example
Bonus stuff: full voice acting, comedy oriented, the various protagonists are… special.
Disgaea 4 stars a vampire who swore off blood and only eats sardines, as example
January 12, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Turn based, grid-based, absurd number of classes (you can eventually make characters of every class & monster type you encounter).
Bonus stuff: full voice acting, comedy oriented, the various protagonists are… special.
Disgaea 4 stars a vampire who swore off blood and only eats sardines, as example
Bonus stuff: full voice acting, comedy oriented, the various protagonists are… special.
Disgaea 4 stars a vampire who swore off blood and only eats sardines, as example
Also, I can’t see Strategy RPG and not recommend the entire Disgaea series. The stories are both decent AND utterly ridiculous, the possible power levels venture into the preposterous, and the characters are… special.
January 11, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Also, I can’t see Strategy RPG and not recommend the entire Disgaea series. The stories are both decent AND utterly ridiculous, the possible power levels venture into the preposterous, and the characters are… special.
Yes, that would be Shining Force
January 11, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Yes, that would be Shining Force
Guntz is best character, hands down, btw.
January 11, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Guntz is best character, hands down, btw.
Yay, Shining Force! Love that game.
January 11, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Yay, Shining Force! Love that game.