TwoTone
@storyisgory.bsky.social
Far to the left. Horror movie and Hip Hop fanatic.
Unsolicited Quik Pic.
October 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Unsolicited Quik Pic.
Technologically advance a band
The Scrolling Stones.
The Scrolling Stones.
Technologically advance a band
Remote Method Invocation Man
Remote Method Invocation Man
Technologically advance a band
Wu-tAIng Clan
Wu-tAIng Clan
September 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Technologically advance a band
The Scrolling Stones.
The Scrolling Stones.
Fuck all this Charlie Kirk business. Polly Holiday died yesterday. That’s where we should be turning our focus.
September 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Fuck all this Charlie Kirk business. Polly Holiday died yesterday. That’s where we should be turning our focus.
Wow! Thoughts and prayers finally worked.
September 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Wow! Thoughts and prayers finally worked.
All this. Plus: FUCK CAPITALISM!!!
Fuck ICE.
Free Palestine.
Trans liberation now.
Free Palestine.
Trans liberation now.
September 10, 2025 at 11:47 AM
All this. Plus: FUCK CAPITALISM!!!
Alright, here are 5 that I love and can sing along with:
1. The Muppet Show
2. WKRP in Cincinnati
3. Gimme a Break
4. Different Strokes
5. The Jeffersons
1. The Muppet Show
2. WKRP in Cincinnati
3. Gimme a Break
4. Different Strokes
5. The Jeffersons
What are the best TV theme songs of all time? Not the best shows — but the opening songs that immediately get you pumped when you hear the first few notes?
My top 5 (not in order)
Game of Thrones
The Office (US)
Poirot
Narcos
Law & Order
What did I miss?
My top 5 (not in order)
Game of Thrones
The Office (US)
Poirot
Narcos
Law & Order
What did I miss?
September 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Alright, here are 5 that I love and can sing along with:
1. The Muppet Show
2. WKRP in Cincinnati
3. Gimme a Break
4. Different Strokes
5. The Jeffersons
1. The Muppet Show
2. WKRP in Cincinnati
3. Gimme a Break
4. Different Strokes
5. The Jeffersons
🎶Dip, trip, flip fantasia. Biddi biddi bop. Funky, funky!🎶 IYKYK.
September 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
🎶Dip, trip, flip fantasia. Biddi biddi bop. Funky, funky!🎶 IYKYK.
🎶Gear up Charlie.🎶
July 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
🎶Gear up Charlie.🎶
Arrested Development need to be in the conversation way more than they are. They have been putting out quality music for decades. Just, not enough people know about it. This is the kind of music we need right now. More of this. More Arrested Development and their family. Brilliant.
🎧 NEW ANTHEM: Pack It Out by Arrested Development
🔥 Produced by Configa
🎥 Full video + track: bit.ly/packitoutsong
BoomBap banga for grown-folk ears. Hard bars, real message, classic sound.
Adult Contemporary Hip-Hop drops 4 July.
Run it up & PACK IT OUT!💥
#PackItOut #ACHH #HipHop #BoomBap #Configa
🔥 Produced by Configa
🎥 Full video + track: bit.ly/packitoutsong
BoomBap banga for grown-folk ears. Hard bars, real message, classic sound.
Adult Contemporary Hip-Hop drops 4 July.
Run it up & PACK IT OUT!💥
#PackItOut #ACHH #HipHop #BoomBap #Configa
July 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Arrested Development need to be in the conversation way more than they are. They have been putting out quality music for decades. Just, not enough people know about it. This is the kind of music we need right now. More of this. More Arrested Development and their family. Brilliant.
And another magical moment ruined by capitalism. 😜 Normalize skipping work to follow a rabbit over a bridge.
Had an Alice in Wonderland moment this morning
I couldn’t follow him, I have to work today haha 😆
I couldn’t follow him, I have to work today haha 😆
July 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
And another magical moment ruined by capitalism. 😜 Normalize skipping work to follow a rabbit over a bridge.
One of my favorite actors of all time. He’s one of those character actors who can truly do it all. Every genre. And do them well. This is most certainly deserved. Awesome.
Keith David’s reaction to receiving a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
So deserved! Thank you for your work and impact! 👏
So deserved! Thank you for your work and impact! 👏
July 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
One of my favorite actors of all time. He’s one of those character actors who can truly do it all. Every genre. And do them well. This is most certainly deserved. Awesome.
🎶Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. Take this Malort shot, and hate me maybe.
Carly Rae Jepsen's Malort
June 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
🎶Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. Take this Malort shot, and hate me maybe.
Or, even better, urns.
Trump and Netanyahu belong in straight jackets
June 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Or, even better, urns.
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Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth
June 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth
I work at a school. The last 27 days are all theme days, based on the letters of the alphabet. Today is U.S.A. day, where we can wear red white and blue. Nah, fuck that. Decided instead to wear red, white, green, and black. End the genocide. Free Palestine! 🇵🇸
May 16, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I work at a school. The last 27 days are all theme days, based on the letters of the alphabet. Today is U.S.A. day, where we can wear red white and blue. Nah, fuck that. Decided instead to wear red, white, green, and black. End the genocide. Free Palestine! 🇵🇸
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I met Chuck D at a WGCI Music Summit in Chicago in ‘94. He was exactly how you would want Chuck D to be. It was perfect.
Screw "never meeting your heroes." What were some times you met your heroes and they were super cool?
May 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I met Chuck D at a WGCI Music Summit in Chicago in ‘94. He was exactly how you would want Chuck D to be. It was perfect.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mid.
Remove a letter, ruin a movie.
28 Days Late
28 Days Late
Remove a letter, ruin a movie.
The Hunt for Ed October
The Hunt for Ed October
May 3, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mid.
Hot Tub Tie Machine.
Remove a letter, ruin a movie.
28 Days Late
28 Days Late
Remove a letter, ruin a movie.
The Hunt for Ed October
The Hunt for Ed October
May 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Hot Tub Tie Machine.
I’m sorry McDonald’s, but, nether flame sauce just sounds like we’re dipping our nuggets in gonorrhea.
April 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I’m sorry McDonald’s, but, nether flame sauce just sounds like we’re dipping our nuggets in gonorrhea.
RIP Lar Park-Lincoln. She was my 2nd favorite Friday the 13th final girl, and was from my 3rd favorite Friday the 13th film. Now, I know that doesn’t sound like a big deal, but trust me, it is.
April 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
RIP Lar Park-Lincoln. She was my 2nd favorite Friday the 13th final girl, and was from my 3rd favorite Friday the 13th film. Now, I know that doesn’t sound like a big deal, but trust me, it is.
Seems that Peacock has done some extra editing of dialogue from the show “Community”. Not stuff that might be offensive. No, just random lines. Wonder if it’s so they can fit in more ads? Hmm. Fucking capitalism. 🙄😡
April 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Seems that Peacock has done some extra editing of dialogue from the show “Community”. Not stuff that might be offensive. No, just random lines. Wonder if it’s so they can fit in more ads? Hmm. Fucking capitalism. 🙄😡
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One of my Uncle’s good friends owns this curio type shop where you can buy anything from old records to a life sized statue of Captain Spaulding. He recently acquired a full sized guillotine. So, I got the hook up for when the time comes. 😜 chop chop, billionaires.
April 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
One of my Uncle’s good friends owns this curio type shop where you can buy anything from old records to a life sized statue of Captain Spaulding. He recently acquired a full sized guillotine. So, I got the hook up for when the time comes. 😜 chop chop, billionaires.
One of my Uncle’s good friends owns this curio type shop where you can buy anything from old records to a life sized statue of Captain Spaulding. He recently acquired a full sized guillotine. So, I got the hook up for when the time comes. 😜 chop chop, billionaires.
April 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
One of my Uncle’s good friends owns this curio type shop where you can buy anything from old records to a life sized statue of Captain Spaulding. He recently acquired a full sized guillotine. So, I got the hook up for when the time comes. 😜 chop chop, billionaires.
You know she’s Dr. Dre when she orders a gin and chronic.
You know she’s got a seizure disorder when she orders a gin and tonic-clonic
You know she’s a linguist when she orders a gin and phonic.
April 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
You know she’s Dr. Dre when she orders a gin and chronic.