sarah 🍓
@straawbs.dftba.social
she/her. public defender. abolitionist. pro-Union. hiking/camping/rock climbing/movies. DFTBA. views are all my own. 🇦🇲✡️ pro 🇵🇸
Pregaming for my coworker’s stepkid’s quinceañera (drinking a latte at 5 pm so I don’t fall asleep at 9 pm)
December 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Pregaming for my coworker’s stepkid’s quinceañera (drinking a latte at 5 pm so I don’t fall asleep at 9 pm)
Chat I am facing a moment in my career I wasn’t ready for: due to an upcoming minor procedure, I may need to figure out an open toed shoe I can wear in court
December 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Chat I am facing a moment in my career I wasn’t ready for: due to an upcoming minor procedure, I may need to figure out an open toed shoe I can wear in court
So Waffles had back surgery 2 weeks ago. She’s feeling better enough that she really wants to fetch her ball
But she’s not healed enough that we’re allowed to throw her ball. She is so pathetic. She just convinced Jon there was something she needed from under the couch. It was a ball.
But she’s not healed enough that we’re allowed to throw her ball. She is so pathetic. She just convinced Jon there was something she needed from under the couch. It was a ball.
December 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
So Waffles had back surgery 2 weeks ago. She’s feeling better enough that she really wants to fetch her ball
But she’s not healed enough that we’re allowed to throw her ball. She is so pathetic. She just convinced Jon there was something she needed from under the couch. It was a ball.
But she’s not healed enough that we’re allowed to throw her ball. She is so pathetic. She just convinced Jon there was something she needed from under the couch. It was a ball.
Now that it’s on Netflix, if anyone sees this please send me the link thank you
Has anyone made a fan edit of Josh O’Connor in knives out to father figure (George Michael) yet, asking for a friend
December 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Now that it’s on Netflix, if anyone sees this please send me the link thank you
Is that the—
The Pride and Prejudice British Library Deluxe First Volume? Published for Jane Austen’s 250th birthday? Yeah, it is
The Pride and Prejudice British Library Deluxe First Volume? Published for Jane Austen’s 250th birthday? Yeah, it is
December 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Is that the—
The Pride and Prejudice British Library Deluxe First Volume? Published for Jane Austen’s 250th birthday? Yeah, it is
The Pride and Prejudice British Library Deluxe First Volume? Published for Jane Austen’s 250th birthday? Yeah, it is
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Taking a break from the sickening tragedy to focus on the beauty for a moment. Rob Reiner achieved something so rare and coveted that artists and entertainers dream of and rarely achieve: cultural permanence. How many times have you made a reference to something going to 11? Shouted "Inconceivable"?
December 15, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Taking a break from the sickening tragedy to focus on the beauty for a moment. Rob Reiner achieved something so rare and coveted that artists and entertainers dream of and rarely achieve: cultural permanence. How many times have you made a reference to something going to 11? Shouted "Inconceivable"?
Netflix: anyone want a first class express ticket to whamhalla?
December 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Netflix: anyone want a first class express ticket to whamhalla?
Has anyone made a fan edit of Josh O’Connor in knives out to father figure (George Michael) yet, asking for a friend
December 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Has anyone made a fan edit of Josh O’Connor in knives out to father figure (George Michael) yet, asking for a friend
Stopppp waffles would look so cute in this why is it so expensive
December 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Stopppp waffles would look so cute in this why is it so expensive
I hate this year!!!!!!
December 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I hate this year!!!!!!
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every day logging on is a race to get a dumb joke off before you read the most terrifying news you’ve ever heard
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
every day logging on is a race to get a dumb joke off before you read the most terrifying news you’ve ever heard
Coworker said I look like someone who would watch family guy, I think I’m just gonna go home and call today an L
November 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Coworker said I look like someone who would watch family guy, I think I’m just gonna go home and call today an L
Ordered a latch hook kit to make a cute lil throw pillow!!! Watch this space
November 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Ordered a latch hook kit to make a cute lil throw pillow!!! Watch this space
A lot of people are about to find out what the second act of wicked is like and to me, that’s beautiful
November 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
A lot of people are about to find out what the second act of wicked is like and to me, that’s beautiful
All hands currently on deck in the group chat to figure out a plan of attack for Hayley Williams tickets lol
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
All hands currently on deck in the group chat to figure out a plan of attack for Hayley Williams tickets lol
face | scent (went w my current go to in my rotation)
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
face | scent (went w my current go to in my rotation)
Something something socialized medicine will be more expensive /s
The United States has the most expensive health care un the world with some of the poorest results.
www.statista.com/chart/8658/h...
www.statista.com/chart/8658/h...
Infographic: The U.S. Has the Most Expensive Healthcare in the World
This chart shows per-capita health expenditure in selected countries in 2021.
www.statista.com
November 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Something something socialized medicine will be more expensive /s
“Let them eat cake” walked so that “don’t let them eat under any circumstances” could run I guess??? This is cartoonishly evil!!
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
“Let them eat cake” walked so that “don’t let them eat under any circumstances” could run I guess??? This is cartoonishly evil!!
I almost did it again (accidentally preorder two copies of the same thing, in this case a book, because I forgot I already preordered it)
November 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I almost did it again (accidentally preorder two copies of the same thing, in this case a book, because I forgot I already preordered it)
“Throwing a sandwich…a point-blank” is wild, how do prosecutors take themselves seriously lmao
BREAKING: A man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington, D.C., is found not guilty of assault.
Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in Washington is found not guilty of assault charge
A former Justice Department employee who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during President Donald Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington has been found not guilty of assault.
bit.ly
November 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
“Throwing a sandwich…a point-blank” is wild, how do prosecutors take themselves seriously lmao
One of my problems is I desperately WANT to be a small purse girlie, but deep inside I know I will always go back to big purse
November 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
One of my problems is I desperately WANT to be a small purse girlie, but deep inside I know I will always go back to big purse
I know that, officially, he dropped out, but you’d think that as the incumbent mayor, Eric Adams would get more votes than “write in”
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I know that, officially, he dropped out, but you’d think that as the incumbent mayor, Eric Adams would get more votes than “write in”
Devastated to see the new now you see me trailer and see that Dominic Sessa is already too old to play Holden Caulfield, a role he absolutely should have played
November 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Devastated to see the new now you see me trailer and see that Dominic Sessa is already too old to play Holden Caulfield, a role he absolutely should have played
porch goose but it’s a porch t-rex send post
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
porch goose but it’s a porch t-rex send post
Oh I just remembered that as of October 25th, I’ve been a licensed attorney for a year lol
October 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Oh I just remembered that as of October 25th, I’ve been a licensed attorney for a year lol