sarah 🍓
@straawbs.dftba.social
she/her. public defender. abolitionist. pro-Union. hiking/camping/rock climbing/movies. DFTBA. views are all my own. 🇦🇲✡️ pro 🇵🇸
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Getting @moonyriot.dftba.social @straawbs.dftba.social and @thelastrachel.bsky.social to join the matching fund with me this p4a has been wonderful, with four people and two names hehe 🤭
February 15, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Getting @moonyriot.dftba.social @straawbs.dftba.social and @thelastrachel.bsky.social to join the matching fund with me this p4a has been wonderful, with four people and two names hehe 🤭
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and oh, the way your makeup stains my pillowcase, like i'll never be the same
February 11, 2026 at 4:30 AM
and oh, the way your makeup stains my pillowcase, like i'll never be the same
Gonna have to make some changes to that old adage “a prosecutor could get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich”
BREAKING: @carolleonnig.bsky.social reports a federal grand jury in Washington, D.C. declined to indict Sens. Mark Kelly and Elissa Slotkin on charges of seditious conspiracy Tuesday, according to a person familiar with the proceedings.
February 11, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Gonna have to make some changes to that old adage “a prosecutor could get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich”
Shoutout to the world market employee who saw my dachshund tattoo and stopped me to make sure I saw they just got a dachshund mug in stock today
February 11, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Shoutout to the world market employee who saw my dachshund tattoo and stopped me to make sure I saw they just got a dachshund mug in stock today
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Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
This half time show whips so hard
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
This half time show whips so hard
This feels like a safe space to admit that I learned last year that the players completely switch on the field when they’re playing defense vs offense
February 8, 2026 at 11:34 PM
This feels like a safe space to admit that I learned last year that the players completely switch on the field when they’re playing defense vs offense
Why’d Jon Bon Jovi introduce the Pats. Were Ben and Matt not available? Chris Evans?
February 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Why’d Jon Bon Jovi introduce the Pats. Were Ben and Matt not available? Chris Evans?
Not them playing a kids bop sounding version of smells like teen spirit as the Seahawks walked out
February 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Not them playing a kids bop sounding version of smells like teen spirit as the Seahawks walked out
where 2 cop an American idiot foam finger
February 8, 2026 at 11:07 PM
where 2 cop an American idiot foam finger
Tfw you find a typo in a pleading you already filed
February 6, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Tfw you find a typo in a pleading you already filed
Ngl was not expecting my Alma mater /and/ current city being in the national news this week but
February 4, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Ngl was not expecting my Alma mater /and/ current city being in the national news this week but
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I’m in the preamble this morning explaining that there’s no “protest” exception to the constitution, despite what the Trump admin is doing in and to Minnesota.
True of not just the first amendment but also … all the other parts too! thepreamble.com/p/the-right-...
True of not just the first amendment but also … all the other parts too! thepreamble.com/p/the-right-...
The Right to Protest is More Protected than You Think
It’s more than just the First Amendment
thepreamble.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:37 PM
I’m in the preamble this morning explaining that there’s no “protest” exception to the constitution, despite what the Trump admin is doing in and to Minnesota.
True of not just the first amendment but also … all the other parts too! thepreamble.com/p/the-right-...
True of not just the first amendment but also … all the other parts too! thepreamble.com/p/the-right-...
tell me five classes you took in college
Reinventing King Arthur
The American presidency
French literature from Middle Ages to 18th century
Civil liberties and rights
Europe: imperialism and decolonization
Reinventing King Arthur
The American presidency
French literature from Middle Ages to 18th century
Civil liberties and rights
Europe: imperialism and decolonization
tell me five classes you took in college
analogue electronics and physics
engineering math 1 & 2
noise waves and fields
Intro to programming
electronics for medicine
#wamaninSTEM (my college didnt do gen eds)
analogue electronics and physics
engineering math 1 & 2
noise waves and fields
Intro to programming
electronics for medicine
#wamaninSTEM (my college didnt do gen eds)
tell me five classes you took in college
literature written by women
intro to sociology
soical psychology
theatre appreciation
educational psychology
#girlswholovethehumanities
literature written by women
intro to sociology
soical psychology
theatre appreciation
educational psychology
#girlswholovethehumanities
January 31, 2026 at 6:43 PM
tell me five classes you took in college
Reinventing King Arthur
The American presidency
French literature from Middle Ages to 18th century
Civil liberties and rights
Europe: imperialism and decolonization
Reinventing King Arthur
The American presidency
French literature from Middle Ages to 18th century
Civil liberties and rights
Europe: imperialism and decolonization
Devastated about Catherine O’Hara 😭 truly one of the best and funniest and brightest and in so many pieces of media that were so so important to me 😭😭😭
January 31, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Devastated about Catherine O’Hara 😭 truly one of the best and funniest and brightest and in so many pieces of media that were so so important to me 😭😭😭
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ICE deported a 5-year-old US citizen to Honduras, where she had never been, after holding her & her mother in a hotel room 80 miles from home for several days and not allowing them access to a lawyer www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Five-year-old deported to Honduras despite being US citizen is latest child victim of Trump crackdown
Mother whose visa application was pending says she will send girl back to US soon accompanied by another relative
www.theguardian.com
January 28, 2026 at 1:42 AM
ICE deported a 5-year-old US citizen to Honduras, where she had never been, after holding her & her mother in a hotel room 80 miles from home for several days and not allowing them access to a lawyer www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
I lived it: I said “you too!” to an employee when it didn’t make sense to do so
January 27, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I lived it: I said “you too!” to an employee when it didn’t make sense to do so
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The new Tiktok TOS are not to be trusted. Share wildly.
January 23, 2026 at 5:10 AM
The new Tiktok TOS are not to be trusted. Share wildly.
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Trump will now control TikTok. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
TikTok lands $14B deal to avoid US ban
The new owners will include Oracle, a tech giant co-founded by Trump ally Larry Ellison.
www.politico.com
January 23, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Trump will now control TikTok. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
The hits keep coming yall I got all the way to my car before realizing I left my keys AND wallet in my office
January 22, 2026 at 11:56 PM
The hits keep coming yall I got all the way to my car before realizing I left my keys AND wallet in my office
Before getting this job, no one warned me for how much I would hear “you were on the news last night” 🫠
January 22, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Before getting this job, no one warned me for how much I would hear “you were on the news last night” 🫠
So about two weeks ago I lost an AirPod. I knew it was in my house but couldn’t find it anywhere, and I couldn’t use find my bc it was dead. Finally bit the bullet and ordered a new single AirPod. Not even ten minutes after I opened the new AirPod I found the old one 🤡
January 21, 2026 at 4:35 AM
So about two weeks ago I lost an AirPod. I knew it was in my house but couldn’t find it anywhere, and I couldn’t use find my bc it was dead. Finally bit the bullet and ordered a new single AirPod. Not even ten minutes after I opened the new AirPod I found the old one 🤡
I hope people understand the burden they take on when they become a hockey fan. My dad watched an entire hockey season from the kitchen once because the red wings were only doing well when he watched games that way
January 17, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I hope people understand the burden they take on when they become a hockey fan. My dad watched an entire hockey season from the kitchen once because the red wings were only doing well when he watched games that way
This is for myself as much as it’s for anyone else, but now’s probably a good time to clean your reusable water bottle
January 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
This is for myself as much as it’s for anyone else, but now’s probably a good time to clean your reusable water bottle