WalkingTaako🏴☠️🏳️🪣💩
@walkingtaako.bsky.social
He/him. Cishet. White Jew. Happily married. Passionately leftist. Hogball (In association with Hyundai) enthusiast.
I am ironic, sarcastic, and silly. And I have an awful temper.
Commit to the bit.
The dog's name was Beatrice.
You should unfollow me.
I am ironic, sarcastic, and silly. And I have an awful temper.
Commit to the bit.
The dog's name was Beatrice.
You should unfollow me.
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I feel that this will be a useful thing for people on this website to learn about.
FWIW while we're all talking about Pritzker as a candidate, Newsom and Buttigieg are the only two publicly putting themselves out there as obviously running for President. That's 99% of this result.
New Hampshire - Democratic Presidential Polling:
Buttigieg: 28%
Newsom: 24%
Harris: 6%
Pritzker: 4%
Booker: 4%
Shapiro: 3%
Klobuchar: 2%
Beshear: 2%
Whitmer: 2%
St. Anselm / Nov 19, 2025
Buttigieg: 28%
Newsom: 24%
Harris: 6%
Pritzker: 4%
Booker: 4%
Shapiro: 3%
Klobuchar: 2%
Beshear: 2%
Whitmer: 2%
St. Anselm / Nov 19, 2025
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
FWIW while we're all talking about Pritzker as a candidate, Newsom and Buttigieg are the only two publicly putting themselves out there as obviously running for President. That's 99% of this result.
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Ah they blocked me, but oh well I saved it
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Ah they blocked me, but oh well I saved it
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Now sure, the event in question was selling real estate in illegally occupied Palestine, but when I don’t phrase it like that, Zohran sounds really bad!
So there!
So there!
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Now sure, the event in question was selling real estate in illegally occupied Palestine, but when I don’t phrase it like that, Zohran sounds really bad!
So there!
So there!
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A turkey pardon assumes that the turkey has committed a crime. End the carceral state.
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
A turkey pardon assumes that the turkey has committed a crime. End the carceral state.
I found a photo of you doing this:
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I found a photo of you doing this:
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I feel like it is culturally important to note that I recently played an old episode of the Simpsons on Disney+ for some kids and then a random newer episode and the kids, unprompted, were like “how come this isn’t as funny?” so it’s not just nostalgia we are correct
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I feel like it is culturally important to note that I recently played an old episode of the Simpsons on Disney+ for some kids and then a random newer episode and the kids, unprompted, were like “how come this isn’t as funny?” so it’s not just nostalgia we are correct
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The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
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What time do you get in?
Officially moving to Chicago tomorrow. I assume JB Pritzker will be waiting for me at the airport
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
What time do you get in?
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I agree. I appreciate Variety’s boldness here but there’s no way the Zapruder film should be at number 1
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I agree. I appreciate Variety’s boldness here but there’s no way the Zapruder film should be at number 1
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Saw a clip from the Guinness people about the smallest dog in the world meeting the tallest dog in the world and to be honest both dogs kind of let me down
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Saw a clip from the Guinness people about the smallest dog in the world meeting the tallest dog in the world and to be honest both dogs kind of let me down
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give this man a little house and he IMMEDIATELY turns into a "get off my lawn" guy
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
give this man a little house and he IMMEDIATELY turns into a "get off my lawn" guy
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isaac chotiner came to my house and tricked me into admitting we weren’t out of ice cream in front of my five year old daughter
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
isaac chotiner came to my house and tricked me into admitting we weren’t out of ice cream in front of my five year old daughter
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Not really familiar with this new Chotiner fight but I will be using this treasure in the replies from time to time
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Not really familiar with this new Chotiner fight but I will be using this treasure in the replies from time to time
They're looking to ignite their Natitude.
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
They're looking to ignite their Natitude.
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laughing at this again
once i claimed that instead of killing or hurting him i would just tattoo "BABY HITLER" on his forehead to warn everybody later in his life that he was baby hitler. i crack up every time i remember this idea
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
laughing at this again
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Except British cuisine.
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Except British cuisine.
Feels like a bot?
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Feels like a bot?
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the way i gasped & choked at this
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
the way i gasped & choked at this
That's exactly what someone who can fly would say...
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
That's exactly what someone who can fly would say...
Hank is dead, so he's not anything.
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Hank is dead, so he's not anything.
Oh no, I disagree with Bouie on a pop culture thing. A sad day.
rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Oh no, I disagree with Bouie on a pop culture thing. A sad day.
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Shoutout to the utterly baffling Blake Masters campaign
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Shoutout to the utterly baffling Blake Masters campaign
LET THE EAGLE SOOOOOOOAR
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
LET THE EAGLE SOOOOOOOAR
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bsky's John Ashcroft-ass labeller strikes again
me who has a 1 hour drive to get to Thanksgiving looking at these fools like
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
bsky's John Ashcroft-ass labeller strikes again