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Stranded
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Obscure cartoonist who lives very far away from you. See my comic underworld at https://strandedcomics.com.
I also practice portraiture and do art/gaming streams on Twitch.
Check out my stuff and you won't regret it maybe!
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It's #Cartoonber2025 @cartoonist.coop Prompt 1: RISE

Imagine John Waters' and Gomez Addams' love child is about to take the Halloween retail world by storm 🔥

Script: @aaronsegman.bsky.social
Pencils: Hey, it's me
Linework: @gwinga.bsky.social
Color and Lettering: @trippgustin.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Moldy Oldie #2! A "Magnificent Rando" from 2014 that still makes me giggle. A lone hiker gets existential about an ant he just stepped on.
Panel 1: Close-up of an ant minding its own business, doing ant things. Panel 2: WHUMP! Out of nowhere, a hiker's boot flattens the ant. Panel 3: The hiker thinks to himself, "...why did I kill that ant? I just as easily could have walked over it..." Panel 4: His train of thought continues, "But now it's dead, simply on my whim...I bet other ants in the colony depended on this one. I wonder if they'll notice she's gone, or miss her. Do ants even have feelings?" Panel 5: Medium shot of the hiker deep in thought, "Regardless, I shouldn't just crush other living things because I can. Even a tiny ant's life has some importance, doesn't it?" Panel 6: [Resolute] "From now on, I'm going to make a point of --" [SPLAT] Out of nowhere, a NASA space module flattens the hiker.
October 24, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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I'm calling this upcoming series of posts "Moldy Oldies", ancient comics of mine that haven't seen the light of day in many years and need airing out in the sun. Behold! The very first appearance of Leora, from 2014.
This comic is called 101 Creative Uses for a Pencil. It's a top down, left to right text orientation with six images contained in a cloud-like thought bubble, and two lower panels surrounded by straight boxes. In the large thought bubble, which represents someone brainstorming ideas for what to do with a pencil, each image shows a creative way to use a pencil. The last one, however, is suddenly quite disturbing. Someone shouts the teacher's name and we realize that this brainstorming session was occurring in an elementary school classroom where two children, a boy and a girl, are grouped with Pinhead from Hellraiser (of all people). Why, I cannot say, but he's there looking out of place. The boy informs the teacher that Pinhead is creeping them out again, and the teacher with appropriate irritation admonishes Pinhead and directs him to go to the principal's office. The last and smallest panel in the bottom right corner zooms in on the little girl's sullen and disappointed expression. She secretly relates to Pinhead. What follows is the text of the comic: 101 Creative Uses for a Pencil! Make a space mobile. Calculate the circumference of the Earth. Scratch your brain. Poke at toads. IMPALE EVERY ORIFICE OF YOUR OWN FACE!! Boy: Mrs. Kenyan! He's creeping us out again! Teacher: Pinhead! What have I told you about succumbing to your demonic urges in class? You can go cool yourself down in the principal's office, mister! Girl: (thinking) I feel your pain, Pinhead.
October 17, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Behold! The D3 Podcast herself coyly lifts her skirts to reveal a salacious ankle! Quelle horreur, the scandal!

Listen to the beginning of episode 5 on Patreon to know what this refers to...and then listen to the rest of it because it's freakin' hilarious

@d3podcastshow.bsky.social
A cheeky elf maiden in a long red gown lifts her skirts coyly (but consentingly) to reveal a salacious ankle! Oh my! She stands on a stage, framed by spotlight and red curtains, smiling at us while a group of cartoony commenters judge and argue about her. On her bustle are the words The D3 Podcast. The hat, spectacles, earrings, and sword she wears each allude to one of the four players on the podcast.
July 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Boop de Snoot

From episode 4 of @d3podcastshow.bsky.social
An illustration of a scene from episode 4 of the D3 Podcast, "Mags Thatcher", the elven maiden, boops the snoot of an adorable kobold, who isn't having it.
July 13, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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Lot of us out here building our tables. This one's for you.

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A four panel comic strip where the strange Batman-like, heavy-browed creature, The Grumptipus, dispenses some encouragement. Panel 1: Grumptipus says, "You deserve a place at the table!" Panel 2: "Even if..." (He is sitting at a small table selling cheap comics) Panel 3: "... it's 'the kids' table'..." (Wide shot of Grumptipus sitting at his table, which is below a professional artist's booth who's selling fabulous art) Panel 4: "...and you built it yourself." (View reveals that the Grumptipus is sitting behind a cardboard box, and he's flipping off any would-be haters with both hands)
June 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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And then there's the horse on the table...

See more Leora comics at strandedcomics.com
May 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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The Grumptipus gets inspired.
A strange, gray and grumpy humanoid creature called The Grumptipus hikes through a forested path of cherry trees in full pink bloom. Caption: "I took a walk to see the cherry blossoms today," The Grumptipus continues up the hill path, surrounded by delicate pink blossoms dancing in the wind. Caption: "Immersed in the fleeting beauty of the transcendent blossoms...I looked deep into my soul for inspiration..." The Grumptipus sits in a meditative pose, his backpack set down next to him, as pink petals whirl all around. Caption: "...and channeled it into a masterpiece..." The Grumptipus sits at his drawing tablet, an expression of self-satisfied pride on his face as he has just finished making a comic. Caption: "...about farts." The Grumptipus: "Ah, the scent of Triumph!"
May 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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A portrait of Neil Newbon as his BG3 character, Astarion, popularly known as 'Neilstarion'. There are many like it but this one is mine.

It contains some elements fans of Neil and Astarion may recognize.

It's called, "What Do You See, Exactly?"
A pale man with white hair and a slight smile on his lips, gazing straight at the viewer, holds a mirror in front of his chest. He wears a sleek purple jacket, and a bloody tear trickles from his left eye, suggesting his vampiric nature. The background is blood red haloed by darkness.
April 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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This night and every night...
April 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Portraiture dump! Over the past two months I've been sketching BG3 characters, Gale and Astarion, and a wee bit of Neil Newbon. Yes, it's a coping mechanism. But at least my skills are leveling up.

Newest sketches shown first.
March 18, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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RIP
A monochrome digital charcoal drawing of David Lynch in his senior years. This interpretation makes his eyes look rather sad
January 17, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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I made this nearly two years ago, but gee, I dunno. Still seems relevant somehow 🤔
January 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM