Some guys are decent hitters but don’t quite have the arm to play 3rd base or left field. Doesn’t mean they shouldn’t be in the hall.

You could set your watch by that mustache though

lol, he looks the part at least

Which is also fine! I enjoyed the Dark Tower! I wouldn’t read the guy if I didn’t appreciate his craft. But the craft is the characters. It’s hard to translate. Which is why Stand By Me works as a movie where IT or The Stand just never will.

Same. The set pieces, not so much

This is just a description of ‘IT’ lol

I will say that I really love the Title Sequence. Whoever put that together knows what they are doing. It’s marvelous.

Fingers crossed that they escape to a honkey-tonk where one of the other kids plays the jug

I would not be surprised if his racial hatred was what got him excluded from the official CIA to begin with, honestly.

A lot of people don’t really understand the difference between Endzone-Space and Redzone-Space on the quantum level like the NFLs top physicists.