Eph ✨️🫂
@strawberryjester.bsky.social
I am a sentimental man.
Same guy, different place.
he/him
♡ slurpee cryptid larp crew
Same guy, different place.
he/him
♡ slurpee cryptid larp crew
Ringing in the new year with my dearly beloved gay hockey players
January 1, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Ringing in the new year with my dearly beloved gay hockey players
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you don't suck at art. you're learning. you aren't an awful writer, you're still understanding how things work. You aren't horrible, you see the places in your work that have space for improvement. Even if you think your art isn't the best, you still created something and you should be proud of that
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
you don't suck at art. you're learning. you aren't an awful writer, you're still understanding how things work. You aren't horrible, you see the places in your work that have space for improvement. Even if you think your art isn't the best, you still created something and you should be proud of that
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If I were actually a free thinker who questioned everything I might get to wondering why my government tries to make me mad at Somalis every time something new comes out about Epstein
December 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
If I were actually a free thinker who questioned everything I might get to wondering why my government tries to make me mad at Somalis every time something new comes out about Epstein
Follow plz 👇
I don't know if I can get 14 more people to follow me here in two days, but I'd be foolish to stop now, right?
I like voice acting, music, piano stuff, books, and giving my customizable video game characters terrible names, among other things
I like voice acting, music, piano stuff, books, and giving my customizable video game characters terrible names, among other things
December 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Follow plz 👇
HOW do I get Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie on Dropout or Smosh. Please.
December 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
HOW do I get Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie on Dropout or Smosh. Please.
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Great essay about the appeal of Heated Rivalry.
I was ready to write off Heated Rivalry.
Stayed.
Changed my mind.
New essay on masculinity, confidence, and why patience still matters.
www.thecalebreed.com/p/in-defense...
Stayed.
Changed my mind.
New essay on masculinity, confidence, and why patience still matters.
www.thecalebreed.com/p/in-defense...
In Defense of Heated Rivalry
What a supposedly shallow romance gets right about masculinity and love
www.thecalebreed.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Great essay about the appeal of Heated Rivalry.
They get to be happy.
We get to be happy.
We get to be happy.
December 30, 2025 at 11:48 AM
They get to be happy.
We get to be happy.
We get to be happy.
I wish more people in my sphere could comprehend on an artistic level what Heated Rivalry is doing.
I love my friends sm but why do we have to define the M/M romance of my lifetime to sex only. There is so much to be said about the narrative unfolding there, but I have 1 seriously important point:
I love my friends sm but why do we have to define the M/M romance of my lifetime to sex only. There is so much to be said about the narrative unfolding there, but I have 1 seriously important point:
December 30, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I wish more people in my sphere could comprehend on an artistic level what Heated Rivalry is doing.
I love my friends sm but why do we have to define the M/M romance of my lifetime to sex only. There is so much to be said about the narrative unfolding there, but I have 1 seriously important point:
I love my friends sm but why do we have to define the M/M romance of my lifetime to sex only. There is so much to be said about the narrative unfolding there, but I have 1 seriously important point:
God. It's like yeah, I only have to do a little bit. A little bit, and it gets easier every time.
The problem is every day. You gotta do a little bit every. single. day. 😮💨 brother I've never once comprehended the passage of time. Tf.
The problem is every day. You gotta do a little bit every. single. day. 😮💨 brother I've never once comprehended the passage of time. Tf.
December 30, 2025 at 8:37 AM
God. It's like yeah, I only have to do a little bit. A little bit, and it gets easier every time.
The problem is every day. You gotta do a little bit every. single. day. 😮💨 brother I've never once comprehended the passage of time. Tf.
The problem is every day. You gotta do a little bit every. single. day. 😮💨 brother I've never once comprehended the passage of time. Tf.
Just irritatedly asked my dying JBL headphones "where the fuck is your hole"
Heated Rivalry has done irreparable damage to the way I interact with the world (complimentary)
Heated Rivalry has done irreparable damage to the way I interact with the world (complimentary)
December 30, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Just irritatedly asked my dying JBL headphones "where the fuck is your hole"
Heated Rivalry has done irreparable damage to the way I interact with the world (complimentary)
Heated Rivalry has done irreparable damage to the way I interact with the world (complimentary)
In my ideal world, my entire wardrobe is simply merch that signals "I am a gay dork" to other queer dorks.
December 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
In my ideal world, my entire wardrobe is simply merch that signals "I am a gay dork" to other queer dorks.
I hate having incredible opinions on things that matter while I also diabolically enjoy such various interests. Like no, I'm not an authority on anything in particular. But I do have thoughts and I will say them all of the time to everyone without provocation.
December 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I hate having incredible opinions on things that matter while I also diabolically enjoy such various interests. Like no, I'm not an authority on anything in particular. But I do have thoughts and I will say them all of the time to everyone without provocation.
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ok i’m a heated rivalry fan
December 27, 2025 at 7:36 AM
ok i’m a heated rivalry fan
Literally everything can be categorized as rocks or strings.
December 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Literally everything can be categorized as rocks or strings.
When I'm annoyed at my pets I become Sandra Bullock in Bird Box the way I'm shouting "Girl!" and "Boy!"
December 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
When I'm annoyed at my pets I become Sandra Bullock in Bird Box the way I'm shouting "Girl!" and "Boy!"
For Christmas, I 100%ed 9 Visual Novels, watched S2E2 of Fallout, saw those 3 new Stranger Things episodes, and wrote 20k words.
All of this was to distract me until finally, 10pm arrived and I could watch Heated Rivalry e6.
All of this was to distract me until finally, 10pm arrived and I could watch Heated Rivalry e6.
December 26, 2025 at 11:12 AM
For Christmas, I 100%ed 9 Visual Novels, watched S2E2 of Fallout, saw those 3 new Stranger Things episodes, and wrote 20k words.
All of this was to distract me until finally, 10pm arrived and I could watch Heated Rivalry e6.
All of this was to distract me until finally, 10pm arrived and I could watch Heated Rivalry e6.
Your art matters even if you're the only one who will ever consume it. Your art is important. Keep making art. Don't quit.
December 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Your art matters even if you're the only one who will ever consume it. Your art is important. Keep making art. Don't quit.
Casually starts a change dotted org petition to get some company to license the manga Devils' Line II: Trigger so I can read it in English with my eyeballs.
I just finished all 14 volumes of the original, only to find out the author continued it starting in 2022.
Hello? Gimme.
I just finished all 14 volumes of the original, only to find out the author continued it starting in 2022.
Hello? Gimme.
a monkey with its arms outstretched is standing on a dirt path
Alt: an ape with one arm outstretched, looking longingly off camera while standing on a dirt path
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Casually starts a change dotted org petition to get some company to license the manga Devils' Line II: Trigger so I can read it in English with my eyeballs.
I just finished all 14 volumes of the original, only to find out the author continued it starting in 2022.
Hello? Gimme.
I just finished all 14 volumes of the original, only to find out the author continued it starting in 2022.
Hello? Gimme.
It took 14 years but I may finally be getting into watching pro wrestling.
Yes it is because I am avoiding trying to learn C.
Yes it is because I am avoiding trying to learn C.
December 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
It took 14 years but I may finally be getting into watching pro wrestling.
Yes it is because I am avoiding trying to learn C.
Yes it is because I am avoiding trying to learn C.
The way music lives in my bones but I am so put off by failure that I do nothing to pursue it.
December 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
The way music lives in my bones but I am so put off by failure that I do nothing to pursue it.
My brain is hungry. If you see this post, reply with a book recommendation. I'm gonna start 2026 out right.
December 21, 2025 at 5:09 AM
My brain is hungry. If you see this post, reply with a book recommendation. I'm gonna start 2026 out right.
December 20, 2025 at 8:14 AM
1 of every 8 posts on my feed on Instagram is someone I follow. The other 7 are a toss up between sponsored content and a recommended profile.
What on earth could I have followed 276 accounts for? Certainly not to see what THOSE accounts are posting... that would be preposterous!
What on earth could I have followed 276 accounts for? Certainly not to see what THOSE accounts are posting... that would be preposterous!
December 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
1 of every 8 posts on my feed on Instagram is someone I follow. The other 7 are a toss up between sponsored content and a recommended profile.
What on earth could I have followed 276 accounts for? Certainly not to see what THOSE accounts are posting... that would be preposterous!
What on earth could I have followed 276 accounts for? Certainly not to see what THOSE accounts are posting... that would be preposterous!
No thoughts anymore. Only Hamtaro.
December 19, 2025 at 5:14 AM
No thoughts anymore. Only Hamtaro.