Eph ✨️🫂
@strawberryjester.bsky.social
I am a sentimental man.
Same guy, different place.
he/him
♡ slurpee cryptid larp crew
Same guy, different place.
he/him
♡ slurpee cryptid larp crew
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One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
January 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
Might be wild to say, but Heated Rivalry and its creators and the talent that brought the show to life have done more for my will to live than almost anything else. I'm suddenly making art like never before. Never lose your spark. Be a freak. Love with your everything. Thanks Jacob Tierney & co.
January 5, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Might be wild to say, but Heated Rivalry and its creators and the talent that brought the show to life have done more for my will to live than almost anything else. I'm suddenly making art like never before. Never lose your spark. Be a freak. Love with your everything. Thanks Jacob Tierney & co.
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Nixon insisted the bombing of Cambodia was just targeting Viet Cong outposts there and not meant to undermine its government, but the bombings destabilized the Lon Nol government and paved the way for the Khmer Rouge’s killing fields and the massacre of more than a million people.
NBC's sources said that "the potential mission in Mexico is not designed to undermine the Mexican government." But that's what it will do if the US is doing CIA drone strikes on Mexican soil over the objections of the president.
January 4, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Nixon insisted the bombing of Cambodia was just targeting Viet Cong outposts there and not meant to undermine its government, but the bombings destabilized the Lon Nol government and paved the way for the Khmer Rouge’s killing fields and the massacre of more than a million people.
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CATASTROPHIC munchies moment occurring now
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 AM
CATASTROPHIC munchies moment occurring now
🧍♂️Found out I have been sleeping on J-pop for my entire life. Brother who was I yesterday?
January 4, 2026 at 11:30 AM
🧍♂️Found out I have been sleeping on J-pop for my entire life. Brother who was I yesterday?
Insomnia is actually the worst invention of all time
January 4, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Insomnia is actually the worst invention of all time
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
I spent the past summer reading Everyone Who Is Gone Is Here, and there are no adequate words for the heartache I feel as my country's government continues to terrorize Central and South America.
January 3, 2026 at 12:02 PM
I spent the past summer reading Everyone Who Is Gone Is Here, and there are no adequate words for the heartache I feel as my country's government continues to terrorize Central and South America.
Someone has to stop America. I'm imploring the rest of the world to take action. America cannot possibly be that scary. Please. 😮💨
January 3, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Someone has to stop America. I'm imploring the rest of the world to take action. America cannot possibly be that scary. Please. 😮💨
The piano will heal you. Listen to her.
January 3, 2026 at 5:53 AM
The piano will heal you. Listen to her.
Ringing in the new year with my dearly beloved gay hockey players
January 1, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Ringing in the new year with my dearly beloved gay hockey players
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you don't suck at art. you're learning. you aren't an awful writer, you're still understanding how things work. You aren't horrible, you see the places in your work that have space for improvement. Even if you think your art isn't the best, you still created something and you should be proud of that
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
you don't suck at art. you're learning. you aren't an awful writer, you're still understanding how things work. You aren't horrible, you see the places in your work that have space for improvement. Even if you think your art isn't the best, you still created something and you should be proud of that
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If I were actually a free thinker who questioned everything I might get to wondering why my government tries to make me mad at Somalis every time something new comes out about Epstein
December 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
If I were actually a free thinker who questioned everything I might get to wondering why my government tries to make me mad at Somalis every time something new comes out about Epstein
Follow plz 👇
I don't know if I can get 14 more people to follow me here in two days, but I'd be foolish to stop now, right?
I like voice acting, music, piano stuff, books, and giving my customizable video game characters terrible names, among other things
I like voice acting, music, piano stuff, books, and giving my customizable video game characters terrible names, among other things
December 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Follow plz 👇
HOW do I get Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie on Dropout or Smosh. Please.
December 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
HOW do I get Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie on Dropout or Smosh. Please.
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Great essay about the appeal of Heated Rivalry.
I was ready to write off Heated Rivalry.
Stayed.
Changed my mind.
New essay on masculinity, confidence, and why patience still matters.
www.thecalebreed.com/p/in-defense...
Stayed.
Changed my mind.
New essay on masculinity, confidence, and why patience still matters.
www.thecalebreed.com/p/in-defense...
In Defense of Heated Rivalry
What a supposedly shallow romance gets right about masculinity and love
www.thecalebreed.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Great essay about the appeal of Heated Rivalry.
They get to be happy.
We get to be happy.
We get to be happy.
December 30, 2025 at 11:48 AM
They get to be happy.
We get to be happy.
We get to be happy.
I wish more people in my sphere could comprehend on an artistic level what Heated Rivalry is doing.
I love my friends sm but why do we have to define the M/M romance of my lifetime to sex only. There is so much to be said about the narrative unfolding there, but I have 1 seriously important point:
I love my friends sm but why do we have to define the M/M romance of my lifetime to sex only. There is so much to be said about the narrative unfolding there, but I have 1 seriously important point:
December 30, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I wish more people in my sphere could comprehend on an artistic level what Heated Rivalry is doing.
I love my friends sm but why do we have to define the M/M romance of my lifetime to sex only. There is so much to be said about the narrative unfolding there, but I have 1 seriously important point:
I love my friends sm but why do we have to define the M/M romance of my lifetime to sex only. There is so much to be said about the narrative unfolding there, but I have 1 seriously important point:
God. It's like yeah, I only have to do a little bit. A little bit, and it gets easier every time.
The problem is every day. You gotta do a little bit every. single. day. 😮💨 brother I've never once comprehended the passage of time. Tf.
The problem is every day. You gotta do a little bit every. single. day. 😮💨 brother I've never once comprehended the passage of time. Tf.
December 30, 2025 at 8:37 AM
God. It's like yeah, I only have to do a little bit. A little bit, and it gets easier every time.
The problem is every day. You gotta do a little bit every. single. day. 😮💨 brother I've never once comprehended the passage of time. Tf.
The problem is every day. You gotta do a little bit every. single. day. 😮💨 brother I've never once comprehended the passage of time. Tf.
Just irritatedly asked my dying JBL headphones "where the fuck is your hole"
Heated Rivalry has done irreparable damage to the way I interact with the world (complimentary)
Heated Rivalry has done irreparable damage to the way I interact with the world (complimentary)
December 30, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Just irritatedly asked my dying JBL headphones "where the fuck is your hole"
Heated Rivalry has done irreparable damage to the way I interact with the world (complimentary)
Heated Rivalry has done irreparable damage to the way I interact with the world (complimentary)
In my ideal world, my entire wardrobe is simply merch that signals "I am a gay dork" to other queer dorks.
December 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
In my ideal world, my entire wardrobe is simply merch that signals "I am a gay dork" to other queer dorks.
I hate having incredible opinions on things that matter while I also diabolically enjoy such various interests. Like no, I'm not an authority on anything in particular. But I do have thoughts and I will say them all of the time to everyone without provocation.
December 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I hate having incredible opinions on things that matter while I also diabolically enjoy such various interests. Like no, I'm not an authority on anything in particular. But I do have thoughts and I will say them all of the time to everyone without provocation.
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ok i’m a heated rivalry fan
December 27, 2025 at 7:36 AM
ok i’m a heated rivalry fan