Eph ✨️🫂
@strawberryjester.bsky.social
I am a sentimental man.
Same guy, different place.
he/him
♡ slurpee cryptid larp crew
Same guy, different place.
he/him
♡ slurpee cryptid larp crew
Hey 🧍♂️ sorry I crashed out over genAI can I still come over and sit weird on ur couch
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Hey 🧍♂️ sorry I crashed out over genAI can I still come over and sit weird on ur couch
Good morning btw.
a penguin is sitting at a table with a bowl of soup in front of him
Alt: a penguin is sitting with his arms crossed at a table with a bowl of soup in front of him; the penguin is scowling, clearly displeased
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Good morning btw.
"Our genAI features are exclusively opt-in and you never have to use them. Your work is never sent to the AI model" delete it you stupid fucking idiots cuckolded by techbro overlords I hate you. I hate you I hate your stupid genAI griftshit features feeding me GPT slop. Fuck you.
February 9, 2026 at 12:25 PM
"Our genAI features are exclusively opt-in and you never have to use them. Your work is never sent to the AI model" delete it you stupid fucking idiots cuckolded by techbro overlords I hate you. I hate you I hate your stupid genAI griftshit features feeding me GPT slop. Fuck you.
I fucking hate AI features I hate genAI features everywhere I hate every company purporting genAI as the modern industry standard fuck ChatGPT fuck OpenAI fuck every genAI piece of shit on the market. I can't find decent software anywhere that isn't partnered with these heinous fucking companies.
February 9, 2026 at 12:23 PM
I fucking hate AI features I hate genAI features everywhere I hate every company purporting genAI as the modern industry standard fuck ChatGPT fuck OpenAI fuck every genAI piece of shit on the market. I can't find decent software anywhere that isn't partnered with these heinous fucking companies.
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If you didn’t catch the significance of the exploding transformers in Bad Bunny’s halftime show, I gotcha. Here’s one of a bunch of pieces I wrote from/on Puerto Rico about the crisis—and Trump’s role in it. slate.com/news-and-pol...
Washington’s Corruption Has Created Another Humanitarian Crisis in Puerto Rico
The island’s earthquakes are its latest man-made disaster.
slate.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
If you didn’t catch the significance of the exploding transformers in Bad Bunny’s halftime show, I gotcha. Here’s one of a bunch of pieces I wrote from/on Puerto Rico about the crisis—and Trump’s role in it. slate.com/news-and-pol...
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
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every xenoblade 1 cutscene
February 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
every xenoblade 1 cutscene
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Your art matters even if you're the only one who will ever consume it. Your art is important. Keep making art. Don't quit.
December 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Your art matters even if you're the only one who will ever consume it. Your art is important. Keep making art. Don't quit.
This account hates ICE. If that was ever unclear, idk what I could have done to make it more transparent.
January 30, 2026 at 6:32 PM
This account hates ICE. If that was ever unclear, idk what I could have done to make it more transparent.
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If you work in journalism: you cannot use machine learning to upscale a photo and still be telling the truth. It WILL lie, even if you don't intend to tell one.
It can only do what it does by inventing details where none exist, which means it will inherently be misrepresenting reality.
It can only do what it does by inventing details where none exist, which means it will inherently be misrepresenting reality.
Unfriendly reminder, AI is being used to destroy trust. Do not normalize the use of AI. AI can not reliably enhance videos or low-quality images.
This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.
This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.
January 29, 2026 at 1:51 AM
If you work in journalism: you cannot use machine learning to upscale a photo and still be telling the truth. It WILL lie, even if you don't intend to tell one.
It can only do what it does by inventing details where none exist, which means it will inherently be misrepresenting reality.
It can only do what it does by inventing details where none exist, which means it will inherently be misrepresenting reality.
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Despite everything, shredded cheese directly out of the bag
January 27, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Despite everything, shredded cheese directly out of the bag
Avoidance communicators will be the death of me. Wdym I upset you "but it was fine because-" um it wasn't fine? It literally was not fine... you're just gonna let me keep making you uncomfortable and not say it to my face? 😭 What am I supposed to do with that??? Let you resent me???? 🤮
January 25, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Avoidance communicators will be the death of me. Wdym I upset you "but it was fine because-" um it wasn't fine? It literally was not fine... you're just gonna let me keep making you uncomfortable and not say it to my face? 😭 What am I supposed to do with that??? Let you resent me???? 🤮
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For those who can, here are links to donate directly to local efforts on the ground resisting ICE's terrorizing of Minneapolis. Let me know what you donated to where, and I'll match it until I get a panicked call from my bank!
linktr.ee/mplsmutualaid
linktr.ee/mplsmutualaid
@mplsmutualaid | Linktree
Clearinghouse of mutual aid for our neighbors
linktr.ee
January 24, 2026 at 11:48 PM
For those who can, here are links to donate directly to local efforts on the ground resisting ICE's terrorizing of Minneapolis. Let me know what you donated to where, and I'll match it until I get a panicked call from my bank!
linktr.ee/mplsmutualaid
linktr.ee/mplsmutualaid
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Abolish ICE, prosecute and imprison its leaders, impeach and remove the President from office. This is the only sane reaction to a group of armed men kidnapping and gunning down our neighbors in the street.
As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.
ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Abolish ICE, prosecute and imprison its leaders, impeach and remove the President from office. This is the only sane reaction to a group of armed men kidnapping and gunning down our neighbors in the street.
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Nobody is like “I can’t wait for them to vote him out of office” they’re all like “I cannot wait for him to die from literally anything.”
Donald Trump, so many people are rooting for you to drop dead.
January 25, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Nobody is like “I can’t wait for them to vote him out of office” they’re all like “I cannot wait for him to die from literally anything.”
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Make bigots afraid again.
January 25, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Make bigots afraid again.
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Credit where it’s due, they’re finally pushing back. Every blue state should be paying attention to this and making their own plans for how to keep these fascist fucks from murdering us.
Minnesota's state FBI-like bureau is suing Noem. It says before pre-emptively declaring the killing righteous and abandoning the crime scene, feds took exclusive custody of evidence, including "apparently seized cellphones."
MN asserts a sovereign right to investigate crimes within its borders.
MN asserts a sovereign right to investigate crimes within its borders.
#1 in Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension v. Noem (D. Minnesota, 0:26-cv-00628) – CourtListener.com
COMPLAINT against All Defendants (filing fee $ 405, receipt number AMNDC-12575332) filed by Hennepin County Attorney's Office, Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension. Filer requests summons issued....
storage.courtlistener.com
January 25, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Credit where it’s due, they’re finally pushing back. Every blue state should be paying attention to this and making their own plans for how to keep these fascist fucks from murdering us.
There really is something about a soup, salad, and sandwich for dinner.
January 24, 2026 at 3:08 AM
There really is something about a soup, salad, and sandwich for dinner.
2 weeks out of 52 weeks is fucking sick. Our society is depraved for this. Gig work daily minimum rates instilled worldwide stat. If I can do your expected 8hrs of work in 4hrs I'm fucking clocking out and hitting the campground. I hate jobs fuck jobs dude we were not meant for this.
January 21, 2026 at 8:57 PM
2 weeks out of 52 weeks is fucking sick. Our society is depraved for this. Gig work daily minimum rates instilled worldwide stat. If I can do your expected 8hrs of work in 4hrs I'm fucking clocking out and hitting the campground. I hate jobs fuck jobs dude we were not meant for this.
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January 20, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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I like how when I vape, my entire chest hurts. USAmerica is such a cool and fun place to live. I love having healthcare that is very affordable and reasonable, and disposable plastic vapes I can buy for 14.99 at the store down the street. It is really so very cool and fun. I am being insincere.
January 20, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I like how when I vape, my entire chest hurts. USAmerica is such a cool and fun place to live. I love having healthcare that is very affordable and reasonable, and disposable plastic vapes I can buy for 14.99 at the store down the street. It is really so very cool and fun. I am being insincere.
Thinking about the time myself and two other high masking autistic people were in a room together and one of them said "I'm going to taco bell," so myself and the third went "ok that's nice!!" and then all of us stared at each other and I eventually asked "were you inviting us to taco bell"
January 19, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Thinking about the time myself and two other high masking autistic people were in a room together and one of them said "I'm going to taco bell," so myself and the third went "ok that's nice!!" and then all of us stared at each other and I eventually asked "were you inviting us to taco bell"