My soul craves dice.

I got an eyemask for sleeping recently because I sleep during the day (I'm not a vampire) and it's so awesome. Zero light is making it into my eyeballs. None. I'm finally free to live in eternal darkness.

Favorite type of man is the kind that yells "KISS ME! KISS ME!" at their nearest guy friend after they've just won at something with absoloutely no real world stakes whatsoever.

Cats will literally sit outside your door and yowl and then run away when you open the door. Like girl!!! Your ass was literally screaming to be let in FIVE SECONDS AGO!!! Where are you going???

Apparently Tiktok will instaban you for knowing what people you want to follow on the app instead of letting their algorithm forcefeed you garbage. Brand new account just got nuked for following a bunch of creators I knew I wanted to engage with.

First tweet on bluesky, better not fuck it up. Wait, is it called a tweet on bluesky? Fuck I already biffed it. Shit. Fuck.