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please don't make me vote for an old white man or an out of touch lawyer. i want to vote for a real fucking person with real ass values. please.
February 8, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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Back when I was on the birdsite, this tweet got more hateful responses and resulted in me blocking more people than I can count. Landlord bootlickers are the worst.
February 8, 2026 at 4:54 AM
plane full of mcdonalds
February 8, 2026 at 4:51 PM
its kind of wild to me that some of these places are considered news
February 7, 2026 at 3:19 AM
yay, another soulless video game adaptation made by money hungry studios instead of by people who, idk, actually care about making a good show that thematically lines up with the game it's about.
February 6, 2026 at 4:50 AM
here is a picture of my cat & my dog for whatever small dopamine it may offer. it's brutal out here but you never gotta tackle it on your own.
February 6, 2026 at 4:46 AM
They're starving people to do this by the way. Don't ever forget that instead of feeding the hungry, this regime has decided on gulags and public executions.
February 5, 2026 at 11:42 PM
even as a yapper i don't get it. why do you need a piece of clothing to start a conversation? just start talking lmao
February 5, 2026 at 11:36 PM
and at the price point this is going to come out at, you may as well just by an HDR TV & a gaming laptop, it'd be cheaper 💀💀💀
February 5, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Let's just say I understand why temporary insanity is a real plea people can use because the way I haven't slept well in over 72 hours because of these pricks is making me fucking insane.
February 3, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Tried being friendly and going right to them, tried going through the landlord, now my only option according to the landlord is to call the police & file a police report so that the landlords can issue a written warning.
February 3, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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*neuron activated*
February 1, 2026 at 6:59 AM
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January 31, 2026 at 3:28 AM