Craig Wright
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Craig Wright
@straygoat.co.uk
Eng/Ire/Wal mongrel. Technical writer for knowledge bases and user guides. Waiting to snuff it. ⚽️ 🎥 🎵 📺 💪 🎨 and messing about.
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Damn you AI, that was not the backup plan I had in mind.
December 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I’ve never watched that trilogy but have them somewhere. Never really known what sort of film-watching mood they would suit?
December 29, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Now you’ve got me humming John Shuttleworth …

And I feel like the man who lives
On that farm which sits
In the middle of the M62
I thought it would be all right
Now I can’t sleep at night
Some things you cannot undo
December 29, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Subs changed the game 😍
December 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Limp? It’s non-existent. Lack of firepower is gonna cost us if we don’t do something in January.
December 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It’d do a better job!
December 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
As long as you only expect a half-arsed job, it might be ok. The modern ones might be better than the thing I had, which was a bit fiddly.

Maybe there is a pressure washer with extra-long attachment you can get now?
December 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Yes, but years ago. As far as I remember it was not great but better than nothing. Only used it on two windows that were impossible to get to because of a lean-to.
December 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
😂😂😂

Mind boggles at the man who got a comb stuck in his dick.
December 26, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Strong list. I have a soft spot for Driving Home for Christmas and also the Boney M one. McCartney and Slade 💪
December 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Reminds me I should watch Children of Men over Christmas. I’ve had it for ages but never felt the urge to watch it.
December 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Ah, that’s a bit different then. I’ve been out of the employed world for so long that I’m not exposed to those type of things.

What I really cringe with is shoutout channels on Slack and things like that.
December 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Ah man, I hate it. I’d much rather say it at the time something happens than go through some organised channel. #OldSchoolRelic
December 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I liked the biking and not having to go bowling and dating ugh.
December 17, 2025 at 11:46 AM
It must have felt strange when you got it sorted out. Can’t imagine what reading must have been like. Was it double vision all the time or flare ups?
December 17, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I remember liking that far more than the main game.
December 17, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Did you have double vision for 30 years 😱?

My first experience of floaters terrified me. I was about 4 and could see them when I looked at the sky. I remember being convinced there was something bad in the sky coming for me and it was somehow connected to a toy tool kit my dad brought home 🤷‍♂️
December 17, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Now there’s a thought …
December 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM