Lauɒ⅃
@strayjazzcat.bsky.social
30ish (she/her) When the going gets tough, the astraphobes create social media accounts. Zased Shostakovich, Dash 8, and marine layer enjoyer.
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Sure, End of Evangelion is cool, but it'll never be as cool as End of an Era (Taylor Swift)
January 4, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Sure, End of Evangelion is cool, but it'll never be as cool as End of an Era (Taylor Swift)
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Feeling like the beginning of Them Bones by Alice in Chains where the dude is just yelling "AH!!" intermittently because fucking same buddy.
January 3, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Feeling like the beginning of Them Bones by Alice in Chains where the dude is just yelling "AH!!" intermittently because fucking same buddy.
Electronic music be like
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January 1, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Electronic music be like
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The month-to-date temperature departure from normal for the Contiguous U.S. is +3.9F. If this is how the month ends, December 2025 would finish as the 4th warmest December on record (1895-present). 4 of the top 5 would include 2021, 2023, 2024, and 2025. It's as if something has changed. 🤔
December 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The month-to-date temperature departure from normal for the Contiguous U.S. is +3.9F. If this is how the month ends, December 2025 would finish as the 4th warmest December on record (1895-present). 4 of the top 5 would include 2021, 2023, 2024, and 2025. It's as if something has changed. 🤔
Ahh, I've been looking for this one for forever because once I got tired of saying "SIX SEVEN" I starting imagining myself saying it a la Yuuko trying to get a joke to land
"SIX SEVEN!?!?!"
"..."
"SIX SEVEN!?!?!"
"..."
December 27, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Ahh, I've been looking for this one for forever because once I got tired of saying "SIX SEVEN" I starting imagining myself saying it a la Yuuko trying to get a joke to land
"SIX SEVEN!?!?!"
"..."
"SIX SEVEN!?!?!"
"..."
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Cat watching me down a whole ass pizza goin like "you filthy American 😺"
December 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Cat watching me down a whole ass pizza goin like "you filthy American 😺"
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RFK Jr wants to kill kids. That is his goal. He did a test run in Samoa and only killed 80 kids. Killing other people's kids is a price most rich people are willing to pay to get their sick fantasies made into reality.
December 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
RFK Jr wants to kill kids. That is his goal. He did a test run in Samoa and only killed 80 kids. Killing other people's kids is a price most rich people are willing to pay to get their sick fantasies made into reality.
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"REPORTS HE SLIPPED IN THE SHOWER AND A SHAMPOO BOTTLE WENT INTO HIS RECTUM"
No he didn't. I don't believe that. He didn't "slip" into a one in a trillion shot, that was intentional.
No he didn't. I don't believe that. He didn't "slip" into a one in a trillion shot, that was intentional.
What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
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December 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
"REPORTS HE SLIPPED IN THE SHOWER AND A SHAMPOO BOTTLE WENT INTO HIS RECTUM"
No he didn't. I don't believe that. He didn't "slip" into a one in a trillion shot, that was intentional.
No he didn't. I don't believe that. He didn't "slip" into a one in a trillion shot, that was intentional.
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Explain your username 🎤
HoH SiS
HoH SiS
explain your username 🎤
just go to the website
just go to the website
Explain your username 🎤
I can’t without revealing my legal name
I can’t without revealing my legal name
December 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Explain your username 🎤
HoH SiS
HoH SiS
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During Christmas, a time when so many people are spending time with family for the holidays, I always notice that a disproportionate number of service industry workers who are covering those days tend to be queer.
It always makes me a bit sad why this is likely the case.
It always makes me a bit sad why this is likely the case.
December 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
During Christmas, a time when so many people are spending time with family for the holidays, I always notice that a disproportionate number of service industry workers who are covering those days tend to be queer.
It always makes me a bit sad why this is likely the case.
It always makes me a bit sad why this is likely the case.
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Look at him, isn't he just the prettiest man
December 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Look at him, isn't he just the prettiest man
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⚠️🚨 NEW WIND ALERTS ISSUED 🚨⚠️
➡️ HIGH WIND WARNING: 10a-7p, all lowlands north of Lewis Co & all islands
➡️ Wind SW 25-35 mph, gusts 50-60 mph
➡️ WIND ADVISORY: 4a-7p, foothills from Whatcom Co to Lewis Co
➡️ Wind out of gaps (E 15-25, G 45, shifts to SW 20-30, G 50)
#wawx
➡️ HIGH WIND WARNING: 10a-7p, all lowlands north of Lewis Co & all islands
➡️ Wind SW 25-35 mph, gusts 50-60 mph
➡️ WIND ADVISORY: 4a-7p, foothills from Whatcom Co to Lewis Co
➡️ Wind out of gaps (E 15-25, G 45, shifts to SW 20-30, G 50)
#wawx
December 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
⚠️🚨 NEW WIND ALERTS ISSUED 🚨⚠️
➡️ HIGH WIND WARNING: 10a-7p, all lowlands north of Lewis Co & all islands
➡️ Wind SW 25-35 mph, gusts 50-60 mph
➡️ WIND ADVISORY: 4a-7p, foothills from Whatcom Co to Lewis Co
➡️ Wind out of gaps (E 15-25, G 45, shifts to SW 20-30, G 50)
#wawx
➡️ HIGH WIND WARNING: 10a-7p, all lowlands north of Lewis Co & all islands
➡️ Wind SW 25-35 mph, gusts 50-60 mph
➡️ WIND ADVISORY: 4a-7p, foothills from Whatcom Co to Lewis Co
➡️ Wind out of gaps (E 15-25, G 45, shifts to SW 20-30, G 50)
#wawx
My SO told me I am "capable of much more cursed things" after my past couple posts
12 hours later I have it: "I wanna become the Drosselmeyer of gay sex"
12 hours later I have it: "I wanna become the Drosselmeyer of gay sex"
December 24, 2025 at 7:15 AM
My SO told me I am "capable of much more cursed things" after my past couple posts
12 hours later I have it: "I wanna become the Drosselmeyer of gay sex"
12 hours later I have it: "I wanna become the Drosselmeyer of gay sex"
Dear person writing this question:
- Is he cool with trans people?
- Is he hot?
- Do you have a backup? Also unrelated what's your door/alarm code? 💅
www.oregonlive.com/advice/2025/...
- Is he cool with trans people?
- Is he hot?
- Do you have a backup? Also unrelated what's your door/alarm code? 💅
www.oregonlive.com/advice/2025/...
Asking Eric: I’m confused, and a bit embarrassed that husband enjoys dressing up like a cowboy
He's enjoying the rootin’ tootin’ lifestyle. Should she just let him have his fun?
www.oregonlive.com
December 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Dear person writing this question:
- Is he cool with trans people?
- Is he hot?
- Do you have a backup? Also unrelated what's your door/alarm code? 💅
www.oregonlive.com/advice/2025/...
- Is he cool with trans people?
- Is he hot?
- Do you have a backup? Also unrelated what's your door/alarm code? 💅
www.oregonlive.com/advice/2025/...
Why did you transition, wrong answers only
I'm a masochist and the racism and ableism and homophobia/biphobia weren't enough to uh "peak"
I'm a masochist and the racism and ableism and homophobia/biphobia weren't enough to uh "peak"
Why did you transition, wrong answers only
My dad always wanted a daughter and I’m a people pleaser.
My dad always wanted a daughter and I’m a people pleaser.
Why did you transition, wrong answers only
Misandry
Misandry
December 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Why did you transition, wrong answers only
I'm a masochist and the racism and ableism and homophobia/biphobia weren't enough to uh "peak"
I'm a masochist and the racism and ableism and homophobia/biphobia weren't enough to uh "peak"
I zoomed in on Quincy, WA
Aw, quaint little rural town
Oh GODAMMIT half the town is data centers
Aw, quaint little rural town
Oh GODAMMIT half the town is data centers
December 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I zoomed in on Quincy, WA
Aw, quaint little rural town
Oh GODAMMIT half the town is data centers
Aw, quaint little rural town
Oh GODAMMIT half the town is data centers
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There’s a chance of tornadoes in parts of California tonight through Christmas Day. Here’s a map of where tornadoes have hit the state in the past. #CAwx
December 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
There’s a chance of tornadoes in parts of California tonight through Christmas Day. Here’s a map of where tornadoes have hit the state in the past. #CAwx
WHYYYYYYY are there thunderstorms forecast in Seattle for Christmas and severe storms along the whole ass California coast
Oh yeah
The warming Pacific
sigh
Oh yeah
The warming Pacific
sigh
December 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
WHYYYYYYY are there thunderstorms forecast in Seattle for Christmas and severe storms along the whole ass California coast
Oh yeah
The warming Pacific
sigh
Oh yeah
The warming Pacific
sigh
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These dudes need a healthier outlet for their sub fantasies than authoritarianism.
March 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
These dudes need a healthier outlet for their sub fantasies than authoritarianism.