David Stray Ney
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David Stray Ney
@strayney.bsky.social
I was the lead singer of the band Pirates R Us. Yes, really. Holy shit guys calm down, I’m just a person like you. Yes, of course I’ll give you an autograph.
Let’s go Sea Hawk!!
February 8, 2026 at 9:28 PM
💔
January 30, 2026 at 7:06 PM
RIP Billy Bass Nelson. Original founding member of The Parliaments and first bass player of Parliament/Funkadelic.

Keep funkin’ on the Mothership my dude 🛸
January 26, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Tick tock, Mr. Wick
January 26, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Now I’m going to re-watch Return to Oz for the first time in decades. It’s the next @hdtgm.bsky.social movie!! I know me and my fellow Georgie Porgies have discussed it.
January 26, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Empire State Building had Seahawks colors up right now.

Hahahaha fuck you Patriots!!
January 26, 2026 at 3:45 AM
January 26, 2026 at 2:56 AM
There are too many country music artists named Zach.

Please eliminate 3.
January 25, 2026 at 11:39 PM
🤘🏼FUCK YEA🤘🏼
January 21, 2026 at 3:05 PM
January 21, 2026 at 3:05 AM
The Rip: watched. Nice work, @tmsparks.bsky.social

Great film! Really enjoyed it!
January 20, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Post a car picture you took
January 19, 2026 at 12:11 AM
2016 ME
January 16, 2026 at 5:16 PM
January 15, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Rode the Chappell train home!! 🤩
January 15, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Me and a bunch of Pham outside it last year. My first time!
January 11, 2026 at 8:12 AM
January 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Let’s go PHI(lly)SH!!!
January 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Mine was already pretty good but in 2025 I got to add 3 states I had never been to: Texas, New Hampshire, and Kentucky
January 7, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Holy moly NYC fam who is coming to this with me??

Tickets here: lpr.kydlabs.com/e/EVaafe5f9e...
January 4, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Holding a piece of cheddar x Monterey Jack style cheese that is in the shape of the state of Minnesota while wearing a Prince/Bowie shirt. This is magical, right???
January 4, 2026 at 6:29 AM
No but I did get visited by the YEMSG naked man
January 1, 2026 at 11:30 PM
QUADROPHONIC TOPPLING
December 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
THE RAIL
December 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Who is ready to go to the PIZZA PARTY???
December 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM