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David Stray Ney
@strayney.bsky.social
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I was the lead singer of the band Pirates R Us. Yes, really. Holy shit guys calm down, I’m just a person like you. Yes, of course I’ll give you an autograph.
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If you eat enough L then Wizard of Oz at the Sphere becomes Return to Oz
January 26, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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Tick tock, Mr. Wick
January 26, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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It is entirely coincidental that I am watching a movie about the return to the Emerald City on the same night as the Seahawks winning and going to the Super Bowl.

OR IS IT?!?!?!?!!?!?
January 26, 2026 at 4:30 AM
strayney.bsky.social
Ahh yes. A talking chicken instead of Toto. Perfect
January 26, 2026 at 4:22 AM
strayney.bsky.social
Return to Oz is a horror film
January 26, 2026 at 4:18 AM
strayney.bsky.social
They should have stayed true to the original vision in Return to Oz and had the Kansas scenes be in black & white and then Oz scenes in color
January 26, 2026 at 4:06 AM
strayney.bsky.social
Can’t wait until they start showing “Return to Oz” at the Sphere
January 26, 2026 at 4:01 AM
strayney.bsky.social
Now I’m going to re-watch Return to Oz for the first time in decades. It’s the next @hdtgm.bsky.social movie!! I know me and my fellow Georgie Porgies have discussed it.
The poster for the 1985 film Return to Oz
January 26, 2026 at 3:57 AM
strayney.bsky.social
Empire State Building had Seahawks colors up right now.

Hahahaha fuck you Patriots!!
The Empire State Building lit up with the team colors for the Seattle Seahawks
January 26, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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wilsonforseattle.bsky.social
💚💙SUPER BOWL 💙💚
💚💙SUPER BOWL 💙💚
💚💙SUPER BOWL 💙💚
💚💙SUPER BOWL 💙💚
💚💙SUPER BOWL 💙💚
#GOHAWKS
January 26, 2026 at 2:57 AM
strayney.bsky.social
I’m a New Yorker originally from Seattle.

Guess who I want to win the Super Bowl?!!??!??!
January 26, 2026 at 3:00 AM
strayney.bsky.social
The new Pope / Seahawks going to the Super Bowl thing is REAL
January 26, 2026 at 2:56 AM
strayney.bsky.social
Beatles music in a Starbucks ad. Ughhhhh 😩
January 25, 2026 at 11:40 PM
strayney.bsky.social
There are too many country music artists named Zach.

Please eliminate 3.
Grandpa Simpson typing on a typewriter
January 25, 2026 at 11:39 PM
strayney.bsky.social
Every time there has been a new Pope the Seahawks go to the Super Bowl

(In the 21st century)
January 25, 2026 at 11:27 PM
strayney.bsky.social
LFG SEAHAWKS
January 25, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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The survey closes tonight! Get your impeccable opinions, heartfelt stories and hilarious trolls in before it’s too late!
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🚨 Phish Fan Survey 🚨

I’m conducting a survey of Phish fans, covering everything from your favorite jam of 2025 to most-desired bustouts and beyond. Please participate and share in your group chats, Facebook groups and wherever else you nerd out about Phish.

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Phish Fan Survey - January 2026
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January 25, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.

Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.

Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.

ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
January 25, 2026 at 9:59 PM
strayney.bsky.social
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Yes, It’s Fascism
Until recently, I thought it a term best avoided. But now, the resemblances are too many and too strong to deny.
www.theatlantic.com
January 25, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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My day so far
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"Ah, I'm just a big, toasty cinnamon bun."
Season 4 / Episode 3
January 25, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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faineg.bsky.social
Absolute banger of a comment on r/military:

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jaderemedy • 4h ago And now comes the most nauseating part of this whole goddamn mess: the hypocrisy. The same loud-mouthed idiots who spent years screaming about tyranny are suddenly dead fucking silent, or worse, cheering, now that it's their side doing it. "ThEy'Re cOminG fOr OuR gUnS!" "GoVerNMenT oVerReAch!" "ShAll nOt bE inFrinGeD!" All that chest-thumping bullshit evaporated the second armed federal agents started terrorizing people they don't like. Let me get this straight: a civilian gets shot dead by federal agents, and the only thing you brainless cunts can muster is "well, DHS says he had a gun"? THAT'S your red line? Guns are sacred when they're strapped to your waist, but magically become a death sentence when they're used as a post-hoc excuse by the government? Either the Second Amendment applies to everyone, or you never believed in it at all. Fucking pick one and own it. This is exactly what tyranny looks like, by the way. Not jackboots marching in formation, but armed agents roaming neighborhoods, stopping people, killing civilians, and then daring the public to question it. Tyranny is execution followed by a press release. Tyranny is labeling the dead a "threat" so the state doesn't have to explain why someone's life just ended in the street. Tyranny is demanding obedience while shredding due process and calling it order. And all you so-called "freedom lovers" are fucking fine with it, as long as it's brown people, immigrants, protesters, or anyone you've already dehumanized. Turns out "don't tread on me" actually meant "tread on them." You weren't afraid of tyranny. You were afraid of losing dominance. There's a difference, and this moment exposes it completely. "Just comply" isn't a principle. It's cowardice dressed up as common sense. It's the language of people who have already accepted that the state gets to decide who deserves rights and who doesn't. And once you make that deal, don't act shocked when the line moves, because it always fuckin…
January 25, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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ICE just gunned down ANOTHER person, beating a man half to death before shooting him at point blank range. What the fuck are we doing?

ARREST ICE NOW. PROSECUTE ICE NOW.

I will not rest until every single one of these murderers is held accountable to the communities they terrorize.
January 24, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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guyforget.bengreenfield.com
Thanks to all who’ve taken this survey. It’s gotten a lot of responses, but not enough to be publishable. Would you please share it with a few of the crustiest wooks you know? Thank you!
guyforget.bengreenfield.com Guy Forget @guyforget.bengreenfield.com · 3d
🚨 Phish Fan Survey 🚨

I’m conducting a survey of Phish fans, covering everything from your favorite jam of 2025 to most-desired bustouts and beyond. Please participate and share in your group chats, Facebook groups and wherever else you nerd out about Phish.

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Phish Fan Survey - January 2026
Thank you so much for participating in this survey! Your answers will be confidential, unless you say at the end that you want them not to be. The survey will close on Sunday, Jan 26 at 11:59 PT. Res...
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January 24, 2026 at 3:12 PM
strayney.bsky.social
Fuck yea. This shit is so hype. Saw it twice - my first time ever in the building at Brooklyn Bowl years before I would work there and then the Prospect Park Bandshell
January 24, 2026 at 7:32 AM