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She/Her, Pre-Net
Minors, MAGA DNI
Minors, MAGA DNI
'58 Plymouth Fury (actual one in Buckskin Beige or the "Christine" look, I just want people to see and remember what pure automotive beauty looks like.)
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
'58 Plymouth Fury (actual one in Buckskin Beige or the "Christine" look, I just want people to see and remember what pure automotive beauty looks like.)
Had a brief childhood.
November 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Had a brief childhood.
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
Damn that's ugly and bloated. And since it's an EV, it's going to weigh more than this:
Just saying, if EVs are the future, how come they're heavier, larger, and more expensive than the giant V8 cars from the 60s? Isn't a genuine replacement for ICEVs supposed to at least LOOK BETTER?
Just saying, if EVs are the future, how come they're heavier, larger, and more expensive than the giant V8 cars from the 60s? Isn't a genuine replacement for ICEVs supposed to at least LOOK BETTER?
November 18, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Damn that's ugly and bloated. And since it's an EV, it's going to weigh more than this:
Just saying, if EVs are the future, how come they're heavier, larger, and more expensive than the giant V8 cars from the 60s? Isn't a genuine replacement for ICEVs supposed to at least LOOK BETTER?
Just saying, if EVs are the future, how come they're heavier, larger, and more expensive than the giant V8 cars from the 60s? Isn't a genuine replacement for ICEVs supposed to at least LOOK BETTER?
Someday, if all these techno-grifters try really, really hard, their two-ton appliances may be as cheap, efficient, and useful as a Geo Metro, but by then you'll have a public with no useful skills and millions of 1-ton batteries to dispose of.
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Someday, if all these techno-grifters try really, really hard, their two-ton appliances may be as cheap, efficient, and useful as a Geo Metro, but by then you'll have a public with no useful skills and millions of 1-ton batteries to dispose of.
DeLorean DMC-12. I will want one until the day I die and I pray that I will not have to wait that long.
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
DeLorean DMC-12. I will want one until the day I die and I pray that I will not have to wait that long.
Skill issue; have fun with less embarrassing things.
November 2, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Skill issue; have fun with less embarrassing things.
I'unno, Hate sure solved these Nazis in Kiev back in the day.
October 28, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I'unno, Hate sure solved these Nazis in Kiev back in the day.
I do realize that West Coast prices are encroaching on the Southwest, yes.
October 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I do realize that West Coast prices are encroaching on the Southwest, yes.
Enjoy the jiggle physics in Hell ~ ❤️🔥
October 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Enjoy the jiggle physics in Hell ~ ❤️🔥
Meanwhile, my blood pressure actually manages to relax when a game has a grounded, cool, desexualized woman as the lead. ... Unfortunately, the Steam Discussions area is screeching TRANS! because she isn't in bikini armor and with a wand or something.
October 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Meanwhile, my blood pressure actually manages to relax when a game has a grounded, cool, desexualized woman as the lead. ... Unfortunately, the Steam Discussions area is screeching TRANS! because she isn't in bikini armor and with a wand or something.
Do you remember when Ubisoft could level incisive criticism of modern American culture? Pepperidge Farm remembers ~
October 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Do you remember when Ubisoft could level incisive criticism of modern American culture? Pepperidge Farm remembers ~
Exercise bike. It's really cool because you can use it in your house. All the biking you could ever want to do, and you don't even have to become an obnoxious douchebag on the Internet or in the road over it.
October 8, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Exercise bike. It's really cool because you can use it in your house. All the biking you could ever want to do, and you don't even have to become an obnoxious douchebag on the Internet or in the road over it.
It's going to be okay. Got something to drive those tears away, mookie-mook.
October 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
It's going to be okay. Got something to drive those tears away, mookie-mook.
If Goth is inherently political, then this movie is a war crime.
October 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
If Goth is inherently political, then this movie is a war crime.
... I could see Fox News getting people to actually believe this.
October 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
... I could see Fox News getting people to actually believe this.
I'm learning about this diagnosis called (C)-PTSD, or PTSD from a long period of traumatic conditions. Would go a long way towards explaining the experience of being a working American.
October 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I'm learning about this diagnosis called (C)-PTSD, or PTSD from a long period of traumatic conditions. Would go a long way towards explaining the experience of being a working American.
Less powerful cars become lighter, safer, smaller, and more efficient by virtue of simply being slower. Most seasoned automotive enthusiasts will swear by the Mazda Miata because it embodies the understanding that lightness ultimately makes for a car that everybody can smile about.
October 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Less powerful cars become lighter, safer, smaller, and more efficient by virtue of simply being slower. Most seasoned automotive enthusiasts will swear by the Mazda Miata because it embodies the understanding that lightness ultimately makes for a car that everybody can smile about.