stretta
@stretta.bsky.social
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I asked AI why my electric bill was going up, and apparently there are a lot of factors. It could be seasonal changes to vampire loads in my house. Anything, really. Difficult to pin down to any specific thing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Over a decade teaching and I finally have a student from Iowa.
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They believe that what we call AI is AI. It's not.

They also believe AI will lead to AGI or super intelligence. It won't.
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This is one reason why AI is a bubble: all this money is flowing around in a circle. It is a mirage.
a flow diagram of AI money moving in cicles
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I don't understand why AI people keep insisting, "if we can't steal your work, our industry will die" as if this were a compelling argument.

It reveals the very rotten core of your soul if you don't understand how foolish this makes you look.
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Well, that's the way *I* pronounced it.
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Remember when the RIAA forced the industry to adopt SCMS copy protection on the digital I/O of DAT machines because they were absolutely terrified someone might make a digital copy of a CD? Do you remember when everyone was trading DAT tapes of pirated music? Yeah, me neither.
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John Carpender claimed it was always envisioned as an anthology. Halloween II was reluctantly made as a sequel because of studio pressure. Halloween III bombed.
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We're still using the same zojirushi for more than 25 years. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Did you know you can make steel cut oats in your rice cooker using porridge mode?

Did you also know you can substitute water for apple cider?
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Sir, we've identified the problem.
You're trying to sleep standing up.
An employee wearing a very official-looking white coat is doing high-tech stuff to figure out exactly how much money a customer is willing to spend on a mattress. A man leans against something that looks like a window shade. He is smiling and clearly impressed at all the science stuff.
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Not to nitpick, but I'm pretty sure that's not how cats wear headphones.
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My students, who are required to laugh at my jokes, think I am very funny.
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Yeah, it was murky. Very dark sounding. I'm also sure I had no idea what I was doing, so that probably didn't help.
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Yeah, it was pretty, and well thought out. I really liked that era of Tascam.
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I have multitrack cassete tapes in storage in the basement striped with SMPTE. Madness.
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I forgot about the battery pack, OMG.
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This is a Tascam 688 8-track. I did not own one of these, but I lived with someone who did. I used it every chance I could. It sounded terrible. I loved it.
Photo of a tascam 688 portastudio
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This is a Fostex X-15 4-track. I did not own one of these, but I lived with someone who did. I used it every chance I could. It sounded terrible. I loved it.
Photo of a Fostex X-15 four track recorder.
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That is what they should have released.
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Am I a bad person because I fully expected this Lego set to be fully playable?
Picture of a lego gameboy
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I need a pizza rack I can snap onto my rear wheel rack.
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Brattle Street is Good Will Hunting
Mass Ave is Mad Max Fury Road
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The two places I commute to the most (school&gym) have some portion of the route on a cycle track (I'm not sure brattle qualifies, but there are concrete barriers) and at this time of the year in boston, the commute is really relaxing.