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Teledildonticist, Arctic Fox, Cube

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Hi new bluesky users! Just to make sure you’re aware:

Buttplugs
I said game 135 times and buttplugs only 106.

What's wrong with me.
December 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Buttplugs
Complete the sentence:

The internal combustion engine is to climate change as the Internet is to…
December 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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ditching adobe is really hard when every alternative is either Flunkly™️ which is *almost* feature complete except for that one thing you do in Photoshop every single day or G.R.O.N.K., a FOSS app with the worst fucking UX you have ever seen in your life and no support for JPEGs for ethical reasons
December 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Thanks to my move into management I can finally change my job title to “minimum wage worker at the daycare of omelas”
December 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Buttplugs
What's the lore behind your VRChat bio?
December 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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yes, it's that marvel of the arctic; the wonderful snowshoe hare!
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Buttplugs
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?

Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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🕹️☎️
Some gaming history for your Thanksgiving week.

In the early 1990s, programmers writing online games for BBSes faced a LOT of constraints, from slow modems to extremely limited sound and graphics.

How did they work around those limitations?

(1/x) #retrocomputing #gamedev #retrogaming #bbs
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Buttplugs
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
WOOOO

Finally beat sektori campaign on experience (~10 hours, not sure how many runs). Currently 30th high score w/ redeemer.

On to Challenge level.
November 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
sci-fi: humans die from a catastrophic galactic event named something like the andromeda moment or a rare manufactured disease called XWS-629

reality: society falls to a severe case of wafflism
like, chatgpt outperforms at least a third of the human users on this website at even basic verbal reasoning and reading comprehension tasks. i do this test frequently when i see someone completely misunderstanding what a post actually says. a human hallucinates waffle hate, and the LLM says…
November 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
appreciated but still kinda awkward when people say this to your face.
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Gonna be real mad if I can’t buy clothes in any of these
SOUP ROOMS is a collaborative minimalist art-game featuring over 100 ROOMS created by cool and talented indie devs from around the world.

Admission is free of charge, and you can even make your own ROOMS and SOUP-like games to share with others!

We hope you enjoy your stay.

LINKS BELOW!

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November 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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2025 music format ranking:

1 Bootleg cassettes
2 Radio
3 Supermarket
4 Person with loud phone on bus
5 Illegal downloads
6 Tapes
7 Passing car blasting music
8 CDr
9 Vinyls
10 Talented bird
11 VHS
12 MP3
13 Minidisc
14 LPs
15 CDs
16 Hold music
17 The gym
18 FLAC
19 Records
20 Streaming
November 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Sadly Mr Magorium’s Wonder Emporium has gone out of business and will be replaced with Mr Mageen’s Spirit Halloween
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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if ai is so good why is there no bj?
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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WSL stands for Worcestershire Sauce for Linux,
November 29, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Replacing my whole resume with this single line
Breaking out the rube Goldberg dildo
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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i find phase cancellation so funny. you’re telling me that if i play this noise’s evil version from the noise shadow realm at the same time they just, die? they kill each other? idk
November 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Ok gastronauts on dropout is the perfection of cooking shows
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Thanksgiving discovery of 2025:

chili crisp oil works amazingly well in stuffing

I can’t feel my lips
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Happy birthday Wata! ✌️
November 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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happy thanksgiving or whatever
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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dude if you're this lazy just make ambient noise
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM