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Buttplugs
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ReLU:
Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore
January 14, 2026 at 12:20 AM
claudejob

so there's a project to only let people see twitter if they have a claude code job running

this is a fork that makes your toy go off w/ @buttplug.io while claude is running.

via x.com/__ghostfail/...

github.com/ghostbloo/cl...
GitHub - ghostbloo/claudejob
Contribute to ghostbloo/claudejob development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
January 17, 2026 at 1:07 AM
so we've got slop code/art/etc now but when are we getting wet and messy code/art/etc
January 17, 2026 at 12:32 AM
oh hell yeah, big ol crushing bit of ambient/noisy dub. fuckin' weighted blanket of an album.

do not sleep on this. (sleep under it)
'A slow-motion excavation of drug-tech, dub noise and frozen ambience...'

The remastered LP of Kevin Richard Martin - 'Sub Zero', pre-sold from today @boomkat.com @bleep.com @normanrecords.com ...

Full LP release Feb 27th

Purchase digital here :
kevinrichardmartin.bandcamp.com/album/sub-ze...
January 17, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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introducing cloac.ai
>looking for a new ai company logo
>ask the graphic designer if the logo is a butthole or an animal
>she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is butthole and what is animal
>she laughs and says “it’s a good logo sir”
>contract for logo
>its a butthole
January 16, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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This is you guys on here
January 16, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Various FIDONet groups that I had to call into local BBSes to download daily.

I was such a shitty 12 year old on them.
Okay, let's get nostalgic

What was the VERY FIRST online platform that you became addicted to posting on?????
January 16, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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AI can't take my job as a writer because I don't even have one
January 16, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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I'm fully confident literary magazines will survive the AI apocalypse. There is no better time to become a creative writer. You already have an inside track because most people have never even heard of these things that can never die. We will be here with the cockroaches and Taco Bell
January 16, 2026 at 5:35 PM
listening to paysage d'hiver on a day when it's cloudless, 65f and sunny out feels like it should be illegal

but i just need those riffs
January 16, 2026 at 11:17 PM
i'm personally not seeing anything wrong with this design strategy
>looking for a new ai company logo
>ask the graphic designer if the logo is a butthole or an animal
>she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is butthole and what is animal
>she laughs and says “it’s a good logo sir”
>contract for logo
>its a butthole
January 16, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Me in 2006: haha that'd be a funny charlie stross novel subplot

Me now: *setting up a "it has been [x] days since someone suffocated themselves with an llm driven vacbed" poster*
oh yeah, with how much people personify AIs, it's only a matter of time before someone gets in trouble because they tried to have their AI tie them up.
January 16, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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New board! I think I’ll make one more then post them all for sale. Any theme requests? As always telegram chat is the best place to see when they go up for sale. t.me/+Wgw7_5JLEmZ...
January 16, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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At FC and want to buy my stuff? I have pieces in the art show! ( I’m not there but my friends are and they are amazing 💙💙 )
January 15, 2026 at 11:16 PM
oh holy shit I saw them on the tour for this album!

(lived in a small oklahoma town that had a christian concert venue that was basically a must for the "alternative" labels like tooth & nail, etc)
Always nice to see Starflyer 59 get some love, and @treblezine.bsky.social perfectly highlights what made 1995’s “Gold” such a Chrindie standout, esp. for those of us who possess(ed) a mopier disposition.
Starflyer 59 : Gold | Hall of Fame review | Treble
The sophomore album by Southern California shoegaze act Starflyer 59, 'Gold' saves those who are crushed in spirit
www.treblezine.com
January 16, 2026 at 8:06 PM
never have i gotten a more "you're turning 46" birthday wish
January 16, 2026 at 8:04 PM
HN comment because of course: I signed up to Claude code and stayed up way past my bedtime and ended up needing a max 5x account

Me: I have spent… $37 in 3 months. Am I doing something incredibly right or wrong here.
January 16, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Watching the vibe coding community repeat the mistakes of self bondage from first principles
Do not vibe code yourself a security-related app. I repeat: Do not vibe code security apps.

Yesterday I saw someone discussing vibe coding a replacement for their password manager. I can see the appeal, but there are half a dozen things that could easily go catastrophically wrong. Don't do it.
January 16, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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I wrote an essay about platform complicity and other quiet kinds of self-loss: becoming legible, optimizable, successful while your inner compass goes quiet.
Don't get any on you
I am still what I meant to be
open.substack.com
January 16, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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*puts on my "Accidentally took 6 years worth of 300 level art history" goggles*

I say with full earnesty, this is very good performance art.

Getting arrested for it is just *chefkiss*
January 16, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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This is from the Vonnegut museum, and apt as ever.
January 15, 2026 at 2:44 PM
For anyone having to deal with vibed code in a professional environment (and the control or lack of within):

Do you see any value in checking in the prompts/conversations that led to code patches alongside the patches, just to keep the change context with the change?
January 15, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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and if protecting yourself and your community isn't incentive enough (though it really fucking should be), you can also look very Animal while doing it with this open source 3d printable accessory bsky.app/profile/feil...
January 15, 2026 at 6:50 AM
someone bring me back grumpy snowfoxes from fc plz
I'll be wandering around at FC this upcoming weekend -
come find me for some stickers and/or fox charms!
(look for the person who looks like he really likes fishing 🎣🐟)
January 15, 2026 at 12:48 AM