qdot
@buttplug.engineer
Teledildonticist, Arctic Fox, Cube
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@buttplug.engineer
· Oct 17
Hi new bluesky users! Just to make sure you’re aware:
Buttplugs
Buttplugs
But you know what’s compiling on those machines
January 11, 2026 at 7:51 PM
But you know what’s compiling on those machines
Autocorrect tried to change my alt text to “bottoming.casa” and I am pretty sure the robots are coming for me specifically.
January 11, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Autocorrect tried to change my alt text to “bottoming.casa” and I am pretty sure the robots are coming for me specifically.
Last night I stood up SSO for the two (2) services I am running on my not a homelab that continues to not be a homelab.
January 11, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Last night I stood up SSO for the two (2) services I am running on my not a homelab that continues to not be a homelab.
Ok need a domain for my internal network, time to head over to namech…
HOW DID THEY ALREADY KNOW
HOW DID THEY ALREADY KNOW
January 11, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Ok need a domain for my internal network, time to head over to namech…
HOW DID THEY ALREADY KNOW
HOW DID THEY ALREADY KNOW
Oxyacetylene was played to absolute death in the late 90s where I was, hadn’t really thought of them since then but wow they’ve even got new material!
January 11, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Oxyacetylene was played to absolute death in the late 90s where I was, hadn’t really thought of them since then but wow they’ve even got new material!
a majestic way to mount your wizblock
Don't tell @buttplug.engineer yet, but I think I'm getting the hang of teledildonics. Maybe...
Here's my Meshtastic node zip-tied to a miniature dildo since the 3d printer is suffering from a bad case of The GLOB
Here's my Meshtastic node zip-tied to a miniature dildo since the 3d printer is suffering from a bad case of The GLOB
January 10, 2026 at 11:45 PM
a majestic way to mount your wizblock
lol I just started getting meshtastic equipment too.
January 10, 2026 at 11:45 PM
lol I just started getting meshtastic equipment too.
jork jork revolution, the cock hero arcade adaptation everyone has been waiting for
January 10, 2026 at 8:26 PM
jork jork revolution, the cock hero arcade adaptation everyone has been waiting for
I think you've got a blockbuster kickstarter waiting to happen with this post.
January 10, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I think you've got a blockbuster kickstarter waiting to happen with this post.
Woah woah woah slow down there buddy video games are a type of software and the jury’s still out on that one
January 10, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Woah woah woah slow down there buddy video games are a type of software and the jury’s still out on that one
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You gotta admit “The Mind Palace” does sound like a fantastic name for an adult arcade
(The seedy type where there are booths where you jork it to porn not the ones where you play vintage arcade games. millennials ruined everything.)
(The seedy type where there are booths where you jork it to porn not the ones where you play vintage arcade games. millennials ruined everything.)
January 10, 2026 at 7:22 PM
You gotta admit “The Mind Palace” does sound like a fantastic name for an adult arcade
(The seedy type where there are booths where you jork it to porn not the ones where you play vintage arcade games. millennials ruined everything.)
(The seedy type where there are booths where you jork it to porn not the ones where you play vintage arcade games. millennials ruined everything.)
this resonates with me enough that I am changing my LinkedIn job title for my startup that runs @buttplug.io to “spoogemopper at the mind palace”
January 10, 2026 at 7:20 PM
this resonates with me enough that I am changing my LinkedIn job title for my startup that runs @buttplug.io to “spoogemopper at the mind palace”
As someone who often tries (and routinely fails) to explain what happens when you actually run a software *as* art project to a lot of people, this point really isn’t well understood across a wide swath of both devs and non devs.
Not sure if that says more about art or software.
Not sure if that says more about art or software.
January 10, 2026 at 7:08 PM
As someone who often tries (and routinely fails) to explain what happens when you actually run a software *as* art project to a lot of people, this point really isn’t well understood across a wide swath of both devs and non devs.
Not sure if that says more about art or software.
Not sure if that says more about art or software.
As much as I want to be as far from this discourse as possible, I also just can't resist a shitpost, and I hate that about myself.
January 10, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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i am about to get so many prs about spark plugs
January 9, 2026 at 8:18 PM
i am about to get so many prs about spark plugs
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tired: you can never know how much you'll love a child if you don't have one
wired: you can never know how much you'll hate a user if you don't have one
wired: you can never know how much you'll hate a user if you don't have one
January 10, 2026 at 4:37 AM
tired: you can never know how much you'll love a child if you don't have one
wired: you can never know how much you'll hate a user if you don't have one
wired: you can never know how much you'll hate a user if you don't have one
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you lucky bastards
To all the open source developers who put hours and hours of their lives into a project they built, put it out into the world, and now it sits with approximately zero users.
January 10, 2026 at 4:36 AM
you lucky bastards
The amount of people who use software and want sex is just ridiculous.
January 10, 2026 at 5:03 AM
The amount of people who use software and want sex is just ridiculous.
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all of my projects are single-user and i fucking hate that guy.
January 10, 2026 at 4:39 AM
all of my projects are single-user and i fucking hate that guy.
The thing that taught me USB programming.
Which is probably why I'm still mad at it.
Which is probably why I'm still mad at it.
January 10, 2026 at 4:40 AM
The thing that taught me USB programming.
Which is probably why I'm still mad at it.
Which is probably why I'm still mad at it.
tired: you can never know how much you'll love a child if you don't have one
wired: you can never know how much you'll hate a user if you don't have one
wired: you can never know how much you'll hate a user if you don't have one
January 10, 2026 at 4:37 AM
tired: you can never know how much you'll love a child if you don't have one
wired: you can never know how much you'll hate a user if you don't have one
wired: you can never know how much you'll hate a user if you don't have one
you lucky bastards
To all the open source developers who put hours and hours of their lives into a project they built, put it out into the world, and now it sits with approximately zero users.
January 10, 2026 at 4:36 AM
you lucky bastards
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Another board done. I’ll post a date when it’s up for sale, keep an eye on the telegram chat, I post store links there first . t.me/+Wgw7_5JLEmZ...
January 9, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Another board done. I’ll post a date when it’s up for sale, keep an eye on the telegram chat, I post store links there first . t.me/+Wgw7_5JLEmZ...